The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Spoiler: Lotta captions

Kogoro: Hey, what do you think you kids are doing with that evidence?
Ran: *thinking* Wow, the DB are better at solving crimes than I would've expected.


Conan: Haibara! There's something wrong with your antidote! It's making rain come out of my mouth!
Haibara: ._.


Conan: I'm sorry Ayumi, but you understand that as Shinichi I can't be with you.
Ayumi: *fantasizing about Shinichi*


Conan: God damn it, I can't figure this out! ...and I'm out of hint coins!
For reference, the puzzle is worth a whopping 80 picorats 


Akako: Uh oh. Kuroba, we have a problem.
Kaito: ? What is it?
Akako: I made a magic detonator to give to you as a present to brilliantly eliminate you, but now I can't recognize the wrapping it was in...and it's set to go off in a minute.
Kaito: ._. I don't know if I should be relieved or completely panicking.


Agasa: Ai-kun, come out!
Haibara: NO!
Agasa: *sigh* You HAD to use Gin's voice on the bowtie, didn't you?
Conan: Shut up, you know it was hilarious.


Ran got the last bowl of the restaurant's special soup and now Kogoro + the two foreigners in the background are scheming their revenge.


Conan: R-Ran...what are you doing?
Ran: Trickery. Until you admit to being Shinichi, I'm not moving.
Conan: ...That's cool. I could stay here all day ./////.
Ran: Damn, forgot you'd like this sort of thing.


Conan: Great, our Alice in Wonderland special can't even bother to make the portal a hole. ...Now it's just a table.


Person: Genta, did you actually wash the china before putting it away?
Genta: I was supposed to wash it?


Conan: ...but what do I know? I'm just a kid.
Ran: ...Just a kid? You just explained something I don't understand!
Conan: The education system...has changed over the years.
Ran: How would you know!?
Conan: ...It's included...in the new education system.

[Aokochan]

Spoiler: Lotta captions

Kogoro: Hey, what do you think you kids are doing with that evidence?
Ran: *thinking* Wow, the DB are better at solving crimes than I would've expected.


Conan: Haibara! There's something wrong with your antidote! It's making rain come out of my mouth!
Haibara: ._.


Conan: I'm sorry Ayumi, but you understand that as Shinichi I can't be with you.
Ayumi: *fantasizing about Shinichi*


Conan: God damn it, I can't figure this out! ...and I'm out of hint coins!
For reference, the puzzle is worth a whopping 80 picorats  :o


Akako: Uh oh. Kuroba, we have a problem.
Kaito: ? What is it?
Akako: I made a magic detonator to give to you as a present to brilliantly eliminate you, but now I can't recognize the wrapping it was in...and it's set to go off in a minute.
Kaito: ._. I don't know if I should be relieved or completely panicking.


Agasa: Ai-kun, come out!
Haibara: NO!
Agasa: *sigh* You HAD to use Gin's voice on the bowtie, didn't you?
Conan: Shut up, you know it was hilarious.


Ran got the last bowl of the restaurant's special soup and now Kogoro + the two foreigners in the background are scheming their revenge.


Conan: R-Ran...what are you doing?
Ran: Trickery. Until you admit to being Shinichi, I'm not moving.
Conan: ...That's cool. I could stay here all day ./////.
Ran: Damn, forgot you'd like this sort of thing.


Conan: Great, our Alice in Wonderland special can't even bother to make the portal a hole. ...Now it's just a table.


Person: Genta, did you actually wash the china before putting it away?
Genta: I was supposed to wash it?


Conan: ...but what do I know? I'm just a kid.
Ran: ...Just a kid? You just explained something I don't understand!
Conan: The education system...has changed over the years.
Ran: How would you know!?
Conan: ...It's included...in the new education system.

LOL, I love all of them!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Great XD

[Borealis]

Conan: Yea, my sexy, you like that.
Agasa: o__o ...... You gave him the wrong medicine again, didn't you?
Ai: How did you know

[Callid]

@ sonoci: Great ones! Especially the last one! XD

[Borealis]

@ sonoci: Great ones! Especially the last one! XD

They learn that in school oday

[Callid]

@ sonoci: Great ones! Especially the last one! XD

They learn that in school oday

Seems I've missed something

Also, image for captions:

[Borealis]

Conan: And that was when I darted Kogoro again and told them the solution to the case. It was the....
Gosho thinks: keep on talking, kid, your stories are worth milions

Kogoro: Hey Gosho! No breaking of the fourth wall here!

[sstimson]

Akako:Surprise Kaito.

Kaito: Why does everything smell like fish?

Akako:I asked everyone coming to the party to bring a fish mail. Surprise!

[angelranchan]

Spoiler: Lotta captions

Kogoro: Hey, what do you think you kids are doing with that evidence?
Ran: *thinking* Wow, the DB are better at solving crimes than I would've expected.


Conan: Haibara! There's something wrong with your antidote! It's making rain come out of my mouth!
Haibara: ._.


Conan: I'm sorry Ayumi, but you understand that as Shinichi I can't be with you.
Ayumi: *fantasizing about Shinichi*


Conan: God damn it, I can't figure this out! ...and I'm out of hint coins!
For reference, the puzzle is worth a whopping 80 picorats 


Akako: Uh oh. Kuroba, we have a problem.
Kaito: ? What is it?
Akako: I made a magic detonator to give to you as a present to brilliantly eliminate you, but now I can't recognize the wrapping it was in...and it's set to go off in a minute.
Kaito: ._. I don't know if I should be relieved or completely panicking.


Agasa: Ai-kun, come out!
Haibara: NO!
Agasa: *sigh* You HAD to use Gin's voice on the bowtie, didn't you?
Conan: Shut up, you know it was hilarious.


Ran got the last bowl of the restaurant's special soup and now Kogoro + the two foreigners in the background are scheming their revenge.


Conan: R-Ran...what are you doing?
Ran: Trickery. Until you admit to being Shinichi, I'm not moving.
Conan: ...That's cool. I could stay here all day ./////.
Ran: Damn, forgot you'd like this sort of thing.


Conan: Great, our Alice in Wonderland special can't even bother to make the portal a hole. ...Now it's just a table.


Person: Genta, did you actually wash the china before putting it away?
Genta: I was supposed to wash it?


Conan: ...but what do I know? I'm just a kid.
Ran: ...Just a kid? You just explained something I don't understand!
Conan: The education system...has changed over the years.
Ran: How would you know!?
Conan: ...It's included...in the new education system.

lols xDD

[sonoci]

The DB tried to explain the game of telephone to Conan, but I don't think he's got it right

EDIT: I also find it funny that the one about the school was well-received, considering it was the hardest one to come up with :X What with Conan just kind of standing there.

Not much to go off of :V

EDIT EDIT: More captions, once again courtesy of the Screencap thread for Ai and Conan!


Haibara: What are you doing!?
Conan: Gin jush caymh awound teh chornah, I cahn't et hhehm schee jou! *translation* (Gin just came around the corner, I can't let him see you!)
Haibara: Why didn't you just hang up!?


Conan: Listen you...phone! I'm...I'm the boss around here, and I command you to pretend to be me when Ran phones so I can have an alibi! Fail to help me...and face the consequences.
Haibara: ...You know you still haven't hung up, right?
Conan: Hey! Don't you...Don't you dare mock me, phone! Especially in Haibara's voice!
Haibara: ...And what's wrong with Haibara?
Conan: She does weird things...like experiments! But you wouldn't know. You're just a phone.
Haibara: You...need sleep. ...Or a doctor. ...Or both. ...Maybe even alka seltzer.
Conan: I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

[redangelran]

The DB tried to explain the game of telephone to Conan, but I don't think he's got it right

EDIT: I also find it funny that the one about the school was well-received, considering it was the hardest one to come up with :X What with Conan just kind of standing there.

Not much to go off of :V

EDIT EDIT: More captions, once again courtesy of the Screencap thread for Ai and Conan!


Haibara: What are you doing!?
Conan: Gin jush caymh awound teh chornah, I cahn't et hhehm schee jou! *translation* (Gin just came around the corner, I can't let him see you!)
Haibara: Why didn't you just hang up!?


Conan: Listen you...phone! I'm...I'm the boss around here, and I command you to pretend to be me when Ran phones so I can have an alibi! Fail to help me...and face the consequences.
Haibara: ...You know you still haven't hung up, right?
Conan: Hey! Don't you...Don't you dare mock me, phone! Especially in Haibara's voice!
Haibara: ...And what's wrong with Haibara?
Conan: She does weird things...like experiments! But you wouldn't know. You're just a phone.
Haibara: You...need sleep. ...Or a doctor. ...Or both. ...Maybe even alka seltzer.
Conan: I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

hahaha! hilarious! xD

[sstimson]

Haibara: Help Me ! I'm trapped in a Superman Movie as well as the Phantom Zone. Hay, you think
KID might be here?

[sonoci]

How do we not have many BO captions in here? They're perfect for opportunities galore in captioning! Just look at the "Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization" thread for proof

I'd go off to find some, but I 1) am lazy 2) would forget to get the captions  :-X

EDIT:  ;D Courtesy of the DCW wiki


Gin: Huh, wearing a seatbelt actually does feel safer


Gin: EAT IT, DAMN YOU
Vodka: I-I know no one likes our samples but
Gin: SHUT UP AND HELP ME FORCE THIS SAMPLE CHEESE DOWN HIS THROAT
Vodka: I don't think this is going to make him want to buy our product D:


Vermouth: ...Oh, right, did I forget to mention that's one of our fake rifles designed to shoot the user through the eye? :3
Gin:  >:(


Because of the Cheese Sample Fiasco
...Vodka was grounded 

[Aokochan]

Some BO captions  :

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