The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Akako: I don't believe it, isn't that your enemy Edoga-
Kaito: ****, seriously, ANOTHER cameo?


Kaito: ....................
Okay, Ahoko, I can believe you crashing into me countless times in the span of a minute since you're a bad skier
But there has to a limit.
Like, oh, I don't know
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SKIING WHEN YOU CRASH INTO ME?


Ran: Come on dad, you're going to allow me and Shinichi to wed whether you like it or not
Kogoro: NO NO NO NO NO
Conan: *thinking* Heheheheheheh 

[dumytru]

Some of my prints... and maybe a story... though, not sure if it's funny


Mouri Detective Agency
Narator: Conan, Kogoro and a Mysterious Guest.



Kogoro: So? Who's this little intruder?



Conan: He's not an intruder, he's Goro, a freeloader, just like me.



Kogoro: I have a freeloader on my right shoulder!!!
Conan: It's the left one  :| , maybe you though that because of the video.
Kogoro:  ???
Conan:Well, i have to go to the poli--- the school, BYE!!!
*Conan leaves*




Kogoro: Damn that kid, he got me :-l
Goro: I'm not who you think I am.
Kogoro:  ???



Kogoro: You're a spy from a secret black organization that thinks I am a great danger to them and you came to eliminate me.
Goro: Wh-Where'd you get that idea, sily?


Kazuha: Bull's eye

[sonoci]

Kogoro: Where the heck did this cat come from?
Goro: Meow
Conan: I think it's Ran. I mean, maybe that thing we always thought was a horn was actually a cat ear.


Kogoro: Oh my pofa... DON'T WORRY RAN. WE'LL...WE'LL  GET YOU BACK TO NORMAL.
Conan: ...do the words "just kidding" ring any bells? -_-''

[Aokochan]

Kogoro: Where the heck did this cat come from?
Goro: Meow
Conan: I think it's Ran. I mean, maybe that thing we always thought was a horn was actually a cat ear.


Kogoro: Oh my pofa... DON'T WORRY RAN. WE'LL...WE'LL  GET YOU BACK TO NORMAL.
Conan: ...do the words "just kidding" ring any bells? -_-''

Hahahaha!!!! That made me LOL!!

[dumytru]

Just found some old print in my PC, and I uploaded them.
Some may have potential;)
I'll put the direct link below the image.


http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3588/dcayumiconan.png


http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4935/haibarah.jpg


http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/900/fullcolor.png


http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8523/dctodraw2.jpg


http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6869/dcsurprise.png


http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2153/dcsunset.png


http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/1310/dcsad.png





http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7940/dclaugh.png


http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3028/dcfunnytantei.png


http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/182/dcdesk.png

sonoci, I have faith in you,
I know you will find something funny in those captions :>

[yamiangie]

Kid's latest prank on Nakamori kebu

[sonoci]

sonoci, I have faith in you,
I know you will find something funny in those captions :>

Well now I can't disappoint :X

Spoiler:

Ayumi: ...And we'll be soulmates forever and ev-
Conan: Uh, not for nothing but it's hard to take anything seriously from where I'm sitting


Haibara: Wha-? Cameras-?
Ooooh, no, I know what this is. Screw off, I'm not doing any more hair commercials for you.


This is the post-apocalyptic world
Umbrellas have taken over.
Who woulda seen it coming?  :|


It's a good thing I have my handy dandy rose-gun-handlight!
....what is WRONG with products these days?  :|


Ran: You're Anokata, aren't you?
LIGHTNING
Conan: Huh, who knew that was a "Divide by Zero" moment?

[Aokochan]

Ran: conan, can you please explain me what all that shinran fanarts I discovered in your bedroom mean?
Conan: *Oh s***, I knew that wasn't a good place to hide them!*

[Kleene Onigiri]

Goro uses confuse on Kogoro! It's very effective!

[sstimson]

Well It finally happened




Another Detective Enters the DC world. A DC crossover

Paging the Penguin

So did Batman enter our world or

Did Detective Conan go to Gotham?

[oxen221]

Kogoro: It Can't Be...Eri replaced me with this cat.

(Walking through the door) Eri: Now your journey to the dark side is complete. Strike Goro down and join me. We will rule the DC universe together.

Conan: Oi Oi Oi...what's with all the Star Blade reference??

[sonoci]

Continued from when I was interrupted before

Spoiler:

Ran: Don't you find it odd there's just a random bench here on the beach?
Conan: Nope~!
Shinichi: Fufufufufufu, my plan worked out perfectly. I knew putting a bench there would eventually lead to a sappy moment with me an Ran! BOOHAHAHAHA! Now, onto the sappy "my teacher's a murderer" trick...


Conan's reaction after being told how slowly the plot is going to be moving


Kogoro: Wouldn't it be hilarious if, now just hypothetically speaking, there was someone secretly running the show behind my back? I mean, IMAGINE! An imposter doing all my work!
OHOHOHOHOHOHO
Conan: *off screen* CAN'T THIS TRAIN GO ALREADY?


Judash's (Jd-) avatar that combined Ayumi and Megure had a lovechild
Happy dreams to you all~ 


Ran ran into the edge of the desk too many times.
And Kogoro said she needed "anger management" sessions
PFT

[Sato]

Continued from when I was interrupted before

Spoiler:

Judash's (Jd-) avatar that combined Ayumi and Megure had a lovechild
Happy dreams to you all~ 

hahahaha! XD

[angelranchan]

Ran: Come on dad, you're going to allow me and Shinichi to wed whether you like it or not
Kogoro: NO NO NO NO NO
Conan: *thinking* Heheheheheheh 

Some of my prints... and maybe a story... though, not sure if it's funny


Mouri Detective Agency
Narator: Conan, Kogoro and a Mysterious Guest.



Kogoro: So? Who's this little intruder?



Conan: He's not an intruder, he's Goro, a freeloader, just like me.



Kogoro: I have a freeloader on my right shoulder!!!
Conan: It's the left one  , maybe you though that because of the video.
Kogoro: 
Conan:Well, i have to go to the poli--- the school, BYE!!!
*Conan leaves*




Kogoro: Damn that kid, he got me :-l
Goro: I'm not who you think I am.
Kogoro: 



Kogoro: You're a spy from a secret black organization that thinks I am a great danger to them and you came to eliminate me.
Goro: Wh-Where'd you get that idea, sily?


Kazuha: Bull's eye

Ran: conan, can you please explain me what all that shinran fanarts I discovered in your bedroom mean?
Conan: *Oh s***, I knew that wasn't a good place to hide them!*

haha!!!! xDD my favorites!

[dumytru]

I actually like sonoci's...
Well, I think I'll do some more captions... there are some in M12.
demo ato de :>