The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[D.]

Yoko: Ran-chan, where are your eyes!

[oxen221]

Yoko: Ran-chan. Like it or not, I'm now your stepmom.

[aly_angelflight]

Yoko: Ran-chan, where are your eyes!

Spoiler: And continued...

Yoko: (thought) Wait, isn't the lack of eyes a characteristic of...
Yoko realizes who"Ran" really is and runs away from this perverted, cross-dressing thief.

[sstimson]

I been enjoying Agatha Christie the past couple days and saw this
Ran is Poirot


AND NOW THE REVEAL

Ran: Mother! Really must you do that? You went to Yukiko Kudo, who you knew since childhood. You told her about the fact that while in the open you act like you still hate your husband, but in secret, you are madly in love with him. Your pride will not allow you to go back to him directly even though you can not wait to come back. Yukiko comes up with a brilliant plan. She suggest you learn a little acting and become the star Yoko Okino. She does not exist. And the Plan works. Your husband, while still crazy about you in secret, sees something of you in the part you play and becomes the FAN. Now all you need for your plan to work is a divorce and a marriage as Yoko and Korogou is your again.

[PokerFace312]

I been enjoying Agatha Christie the past couple days and saw this
Ran is Poirot


AND NOW THE REVEAL

Ran: Mother! Really must you do that? You went to Yukiko Kudo, who you knew since childhood. You told her about the fact that while in the open you act like you still hate your husband, but in secret, you are madly in love with him. Your pride will not allow you to go back to him directly even though you can not wait to come back. Yukiko comes up with a brilliant plan. She suggest you learn a little acting and become the star Yoko Okino. She does not exist. And the Plan works. Your husband, while still crazy about you in secret, sees something of you in the part you play and becomes the FAN. Now all you need for your plan to work is a divorce and a marriage as Yoko and Korogou is your again.

Now that'd be an interesting development!

[redangelran]

Caption inspired by Alicetama's comment:

Spoiler: Bad humor Alert

...yeah.


Ran (trying to be brave): C-conan...dad and the rest has become zombies!!
Conan (wounded after Kogorou-zombie drill-punched him):  *whispered into Rans ear* ...pen...mightier than the sword...*faints*
*Ran grabs the pen from the ground and Conan  next, then decides to make a run for it!*

XDD

[Aokochan]

Some more :

Spoiler:

[sonoci]

Yoko: Ran-chan...you've been standing there like that for hours
Ran: My god...this curtain...it's awe-inspiring


Kogoro: It is now custom that pretty clients must kiss me before they get any service


Sonoko: Two times the coverage!
TELUS: the future is friendly!


Mitsuhiko: I personally think that we should overtake Conan and get a real role in this series.
Haibara (thinking): Pft, yeah right. If anyone is going to lead a hostile takeover of that oblivious detective, it'll be me


This was the latest DC meeting. The DB are extremely happy knowing that they're not getting thrown out yet, Ran was nervous about her coming relationship status with Shinichi and Kogoro was practicing his Shinichi impression


Genta: N-no...No further...
Mitsuhiko: Yes, further! You're going to diet, and you're going to like it!
Ayumi: Yeah! ...Besides, we're only 2 feet from your house!


Above is the reaction of everyone once Conan came in and told them in a frenzy that they had to run before a psycho wearing all black with silver hair to his waist was going to kill them all


Tour guide (the guy furthest right): ...and ahead is a moron famous detective trying to scale a wall.
Woman: Ooohh
Conan: I don't know him

[Aokochan]

LOL! Sonoci, those were really great!

[Raiden]

Mitsuhiko: Psst...I overheard Conan on the phone the other day Ran nee-san, talking with Shinichi nii-san's voice...He's definitely hiding something from us. I say we investigate!
Ayumi: N-no way...
Genta: *Skeptic look*
Haibara (eavesdropping--thinking for herself)oO: I should probably warn Kudo-kun about this, but will be so much more fun to see his face when he finds out...*Small smirk*


Genta: I want more eel and rice, I want it now!!
Kogorou: Enough already, be quiet or go home!
Mitsuhiko: Uuuhhh....excuse me, p-p-please....*Runs off in the direction of the toilet*

A few days later:

Genta: Nooooooo!! I don't wanna go to the dentist, and you can't make me!
Ayumi: Genta, your going and that's it! This is partly your own fault for eating without a care for your oral hygiene.
Mitsuhiko(thinking)oO: After this...trip...his going on a diet...like it or not!!

[IHKF]

Ayumi: Are we SERIOUSLY on episode 600 something and we STILL aren't finished? Didn't Gosho learn ANYTHING from Happy Days? Our show will eventually jump the shark.
Ran: Oh well. More spotlight for me. ^_^
Genta: Can I take on a character like Kronk (sp?) from Emperor's New Groove then?
Mitsuhiko: DERP!

[sonoci]

I've got a bunch that I'll also caption myself later now, but here they are

Spoiler:

Agasa: ...and this is what happens when you try to fake a passport. The f**king FBI show up
Conan: Damn they're fast


Guy: Oh my god
Conan: We're ACTUALLY wearing seat-belts
Both: THE HORROR


Sonoko: Get into the bag! GET IN
Conan: N-No! Let go of me!
Ran: S-Sonoko... We're making a scene
Sonoko: You will get in this bag and you will confess you're Shinichi and you and Ran will finally be together-GETINDAMNYOU
Conan: HELP MEEE
Takagi: ...Should we do something?
Satou: ...Probably


Conan tried to use alcohol to change back again
...
...
...
yeah


Conan: OH GOD NO
DB: ?
Haibara: What's the matter with you?
Conan: Some fire trucks just went by...
AND I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT THE OVEN ON


"I'm so glad that you finally decided to tell me everything Shinichi. Really: I'm so relieved that you're alright that I-

"Wait--SONOKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAMERA?"


Ran: ...and so, with this man demonstrating as Shinichi, this is what would hypothetically happen if he told me he was you this whole time.
Conan: ...Oh. I...see
Ran: So what did you want to tell me?
Conan: ...You...have an awesome kick. ...Superb

[Conan97]

nice topic!

[Supernatural Delight]

Kogoro: Wait, kitty!



Conan (thinking): I can't believe he actually thought the cat was the murderer! Now I can concentrate on finding out who the true culprit is while he's is on that wild cat chase.

[oxen221]

Sonoko: How dare you mess up the opportunity to see Takagi and Satou kissing.

Conan: But must...keep...DC...Family Friendly...no...cooties.