What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies) stop

Vylash · Post by **Vylash** » August 25th, 2010, 12:41 pm

bluekaitou1412 wrote: This is why I hate babies. Noisy little bastards.

Voted "I can't be near babies when they are crying, I have tendencies to kill when annoyed" btw.

you're my new favorite person

Conia · Post by **Conia** » August 25th, 2010, 2:17 pm

mangaluva wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
mangaluva wrote: Yep, spoilt. The way to deal with that is to ignore it, so that they learn that they can't get what they want by crying.
It's really my aunt's fault. How can I ignore this situation?

Me: *using laptop*
Cousin: *suddenly cries upon bargin inside my room and seeing me using it* Note: Room's lock is in bad shape.
Aunt: Can you please let her use your laptop for a while? She won't stop.
Me: Umm... er... *sigh* okay.
Cousin: *crocodile tears stop* Yay!

After 5 hours...

Me: Can I use it now? *lifts her away*
Cousin: NOOOO!!!! *cries again*
Gotta hate parents who do that >_<

+10000

It tends to happen to me when I'm playing some Zelda game. The parent tell me to let his son play. DUDE, IT'S FREAKIN ZELDA!

Now that I remember, when playing Twilight Princess, they wanted me to let them play argumenting "Maybe he can find some secret door or something". DUDE, IT'S FREAKIN ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY EXPECT A 7 YEAR OLD BOY TO DISCOVER ZELDA SECRETS!?!?!?

Eve · Post by **Eve** » August 25th, 2010, 2:23 pm

Conia wrote:
mangaluva wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
mangaluva wrote: Yep, spoilt. The way to deal with that is to ignore it, so that they learn that they can't get what they want by crying.
It's really my aunt's fault. How can I ignore this situation?

Me: *using laptop*
Cousin: *suddenly cries upon bargin inside my room and seeing me using it* Note: Room's lock is in bad shape.
Aunt: Can you please let her use your laptop for a while? She won't stop.
Me: Umm... er... *sigh* okay.
Cousin: *crocodile tears stop* Yay!

After 5 hours...

Me: Can I use it now? *lifts her away*
Cousin: NOOOO!!!! *cries again*

Gotta hate parents who do that >_:([/s]

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » August 25th, 2010, 2:24 pm

Khinkhun wrote: -.- I spoiled brats

you spoiled brats? I'm glad you apparently stopped!

phreak_91 · Post by **phreak_91** » August 25th, 2010, 2:29 pm

Khinkhun wrote:
Conia wrote:
mangaluva wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
mangaluva wrote: Yep, spoilt. The way to deal with that is to ignore it, so that they learn that they can't get what they want by crying.
It's really my aunt's fault. How can I ignore this situation?

Me: *using laptop*
Cousin: *suddenly cries upon bargin inside my room and seeing me using it* Note: Room's lock is in bad shape.
Aunt: Can you please let her use your laptop for a while? She won't stop.
Me: Umm... er... *sigh* okay.
Cousin: *crocodile tears stop* Yay!

After 5 hours...

Me: Can I use it now? *lifts her away*
Cousin: NOOOO!!!! *cries again*
Gotta hate parents who do that >_:([/s]

But if parents fixed kids when they were born, how would reproduction work?

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » August 25th, 2010, 2:30 pm

phreak_91 wrote:
Khinkhun wrote:
Conia wrote:
mangaluva wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
mangaluva wrote: Yep, spoilt. The way to deal with that is to ignore it, so that they learn that they can't get what they want by crying.
It's really my aunt's fault. How can I ignore this situation?

Me: *using laptop*
Cousin: *suddenly cries upon bargin inside my room and seeing me using it* Note: Room's lock is in bad shape.
Aunt: Can you please let her use your laptop for a while? She won't stop.
Me: Umm... er... *sigh* okay.
Cousin: *crocodile tears stop* Yay!

After 5 hours...

Me: Can I use it now? *lifts her away*
Cousin: NOOOO!!!! *cries again*
Gotta hate parents who do that >_:([/s]
But if parents fixed kids when they were born, how would reproduction work?

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.

Eve · Post by **Eve** » August 25th, 2010, 2:30 pm

Akonyl wrote:
Khinkhun wrote: -.- I spoiled brats
you spoiled brats? I'm glad you apparently stopped!

Yeah, I actually do just to get them to shut up, but some are too spoiled

Abs. · Post by **Abs.** » August 25th, 2010, 4:32 pm

@bluek

1. Fix the lock on your room.
2. Tell them your computer is broken, and you're trying to fix it.
3. Or, pretend that you suddenly got TONS of work and have to use the computer to type up 50-page reports all day for the next 5 years.

Akonyl · Post by **Akonyl** » August 25th, 2010, 4:35 pm

Abs. wrote: 1. Fix the lock on your room.

In my case, back when we had a neighbor with annoying kids who'd come by, if I ever locked my room the kids would cry when they realized it was locked and I was forced to open my room anyway to stop em from crying. :V

So if his family's anything like that, that wouldn't solve a whole lot.

Abs. · Post by **Abs.** » August 25th, 2010, 4:36 pm

1. Fix the lock on your room.
2. Blast music on high volume.

Commi-Ninja · Post by **Commi-Ninja** » August 25th, 2010, 4:38 pm

Abs. wrote: @bluek

3. Or, pretend that you suddenly got TONS of work and have to use the computer to type up 50-page reports all day for the next 5 years.

That sounds like the best option to me.

Eve · Post by **Eve** » August 25th, 2010, 4:42 pm

Parkur wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote: This is why I hate babies. Noisy little bastards.

Voted "I can't be near babies when they are crying, I have tendencies to kill when annoyed" btw.
you're my new favorite person

LOL, I voted that too, heck I was the one who put that there

Chekhov MacGuffin · August 25th, 2010, 11:37 pm

When it comes to children who cry past the age when they ought to be (I mean some kids cry when they are tired or strung out but I'm talking the ones who do it to get things), I just pick the straightforward route by directly telling the parents/caretaker their child is being spoiled and that always giving them what they want when they cry is reinforcing bad behavior. I've made several parents grumpy, but usually they are the types who I don't want to talk with much anyway.

Commi-Ninja · Post by **Commi-Ninja** » August 25th, 2010, 11:41 pm

I'm torn between "Leave the room and wait until they shut up" and "I can't be near babies when they are crying, I have tendencies to kill when annoyed". Therefore, I have not yet voted.

Abs. · Post by **Abs.** » August 25th, 2010, 11:42 pm

Some children turn into adults without ever un-learning that making a big fuss about something is the easiest way to get what you want.

The reason is because it often holds true beyond childhood.

"I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!

"
Manager: "Yes, you are absolutely correct. We are so sorry. How can we make it up to you?" (Translation: "What the hell do you want so we can give it to you and you can get out of my face forever?")

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