The humor thread

[MaitreDétective]

Let's share some laughter in this thread by posting jokes, funny videos or hilarious pictures!



I find this funny^^

[Raiden]

Was I the only one which read the title of this thread as "The humon thread" the first time?  :-X

Anyway, here is my contribution to the thread. XD

Spoiler: Long sequence of pictures

Caption: Beer is my new master ...

Caption: Beer, TV, what more do I need of life ...if not for my human slaves, this would never have come to be.

Caption: (Some may ask themselves how the cats took over the planet , why, allies of course. They bribed the squirrels with beer. )

Caption:
Cat(Off screen): Alright, who gave the dog beer?
Squirrel(Off screen as well): Wasn't any of us...must have sneaked into the house while we was out.

[mangaluva]

*humour

Sorry, I'll stop britpicking and post funnies now

[MaitreDétective]

Just a commercial in my country :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_2pd4j5j8I

[Hime-Chan]

I never saw that one, but it's fun xD

If anyone have lived for a few months (like I'm doing) in Britain, it should ring a bell:

[Stopwatch]

That is amazing

[mangaluva]

You know you're Scottish when it's bright, sunny and hailing out.

[Suutashi]

You know you're Southern when your hometown has almost as many churches it does restaurants.

[phreak_91]

[Hime-Chan]

reviving the thread, with puns:

-If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.

-Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.

-Acupuncture is a jab well done.

-Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.

-Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.

-Your calendar’s days are numbered.

-I break into song if I can’t find the key.

-A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

[Kaito Lady]

went to search for something funny to keep the thread revived

[phreak_91]

[mangaluva]

The below is the song that my flatmate's company composed for the finale of their version of Lysistrata. Just as filthy as you'd expect from a production of THAT play XD

My oneskin lies under my twoskin,
My twoskin lies under my three,
My threeskin lies under my fourskin,
Oh peel back my foreskin for me!

Peel back, peel back,
Oh peel back my foreskin for me, for me,
Peel back, peel back,
Oh peel back my foreskin for me!



They also IMPROVISED this one:

If you wanna be my lover
Don't set afire my friends
You ain't gettin' no sex
'Til this war e-ends!

[Borealis]

This reminds me how a friend and me have changed the text of two songs to include our teachers.
Sadly, I can't post them here because
1)they are in German so most of you wouldn't understand them anyway
2)you would most likely not know the original
3)they include my former teachers
4)I only have one of them with me

[Aokochan]

I love these ones!