http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... space.html
"Hey Steve"
"Oh, hey, Bob"
"What's that you got there?"
"Just a massive configuration of lasers"
"Oh. It's pretty big, how much oomph does it take?"
"Eh, not much. It's gonna take 100,000 times the electrical output of the entire world, but only for a fraction of a second so it's no big deal."
"...A hundred thousand. So, uh, what are you gonna do with it?"
"I'm gonna shoot nothing with it."
"...uh huh. Why?"
"Oh, I'm gonna shoot that nothing so hard it's basically gonna rip apart space itself. No big deal."
"...sweeeeeet."
(This gets its own topic because science)


