I don't really have a problem with spiders (it helps that, in all of Germany, there aren't any spiders dangerous to humans

), and we actually happened to have a kind-of pet spider (a cross spider) for a few months, in the upper left corner of our dining room window which (whom?) we called "Hugo" XD
We always joked how incredibly arrogant it was, always looking down on us, never talking to us, watching us eat, but never participating, and, when it did eat itself, it never shared with us

However, when my mother inquired how to treat pet spiders, we were told that they need to be put outside during winter, so it's not with us anymore D:
IHKF wrote:And they're creepy and crawly and they can hiss and jump and walk on walls and hide and... and.... DX
In case you were trying to describe the Minecraft spiders, all of what you said is correct, but you forgot something - they can also see through several meters of any material. Oh, and that they are about as large as a king-size bed
