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[sonoci]

So, by order of the Parkus, I am making a thread

Short explanation: in a combination of IRC, Parkus and I being the only ones talking at the time, his forgetfulness and my boredom, something was born. A monster in length, it turned into something...awesome.

It may happen again. If it does, they shall be logged here.

This is the first tale:

[spoiler=The Tale of Somebody][21:28] <+sonoci> It started off as a normal day
[21:28] <+sonoci> I was just finishing off the eggs my waifu, Parkus, had made
[21:28] <@Parkur> \o/
[21:29] <+sonoci> Of course, that wasn't all that normal
[21:29] <+sonoci> He doesn't cook eggs much
[21:29] <+sonoci> I should've seen that something was off
[21:29] * @Parkur remains silent, engrossed in the story
[21:29] <+sonoci> But, me being me, in other words, OBLIVIOUS and ADD, I-
[21:29] <+sonoci> OH A BUTTERFLY
[21:29] <+sonoci> I exclaimed
[21:30] <+sonoci> Indeed something had pattered past the window
[21:30] <+sonoci> But with my waning eyesight I didn't notice it was actually a bee
[21:30] <+sonoci> I don't like them much, so I might've maybe screamed a bit
[21:30] <+sonoci> Parkus would've came to my rescue, but he was busy cleaning the dishes
[21:30] <+sonoci> Another anomaly :X
[21:31] <+xpon> hello all
[21:31] <+xpon> who new?
[21:31] <+sonoci> So Akony-er, xpon came instead apparently
[21:31] <@Parkur> :x
[21:31] <+sonoci> He drove the bee away with his X rated Ayumi x Ai doujins
[21:31] <+xpon> still only park, sonoci and aly in here?
[21:31] <+sonoci> I was also driven away
[21:31] <+xpon> yuriko still here?
[21:32] <+Lynz> .....
[21:32] <+sonoci> Yuriko had run off with Gi-Er Conia, many hours before
[21:32] <+A-Random-Vermouth> I am ^^
[21:32] <+sonoci> I didn't know why I remembered this, perhaps to answer a question I couldn't put to words, or that had been asked later during naration
[21:33] <+sonoci> Away from the bee of terror, who would soon meet with Akonyl, I walked off
[21:33] <@Parkur> \o/
[21:33] <+sonoci> Parkus would be entertained for a while when he found I had set a trap for him, so I went to search for Kleene
[21:34] <+sonoci> I missed the smell of the mold in her hair
[21:34] <+sonoci> The mold in Parkus' eggs just wasn't the same
[21:34] <@Parkur>
[21:34] <+Lynz> ....
[21:34] <+Lynz> ewww
[21:34] <+sonoci> It took a while, but eventually I found Kleene
[21:34] <+sonoci> She was talking to Lynz
[21:35] <+Lynz> eh?
[21:35] <+sonoci> They must've been talking about something gross, as Lynz groaned in disgust when I approached
[21:35] <+sonoci> She seemed confused at my presense
[21:35] <+sonoci> Probably because I was narrating out loud again
[21:35] <+sonoci> Yeah, I have that problem
[21:36] <+sonoci> Used to my strange quirk, Kleene greeted me with a point to her noggin
[21:36] <+sonoci> I gladly hopped aboard
[21:36] <@Parkur> \o/
[21:36] <+sonoci> I wondered if Lynz minded my out loud narration
[21:36] <+sonoci> I didn't want to impose on the conversation, after all
[21:37] <+Lynz> nah cause sonoci doesn't know Lynz does this too!!!
[21:37] <+sonoci> Suddenly a  Mecha-Drago appeared
[21:37] <+sonoci> Fortunately, Lynz's voice, drove off the beast
[21:37] <+sonoci> It truly was that of an angel
[21:38] <+sonoci> For protection, and for entertainment, I asked Lynz to join me and Kleene as we searched for the fabled Chuggaa of Conroy
[21:38] <+sonoci> We heard he was in the parts near where we were
[21:38] <@Parkur> XDDDDDDDDD
[21:38] <+sonoci> And sonoci had been watching him constantly during that time
[21:38] <+sonoci> Like a Conia to a...anybody
[21:39] <+sonoci> Lynz agreed
[21:39] <+sonoci> At least I think.
[21:39] <+sonoci> We kind of dragged her along
[21:39] <+sonoci> And the mold was getting to my head with ecstasy, so I couldn't hear that well
[21:39] <+Lynz> Lynz doesn't mind following along
[21:39] <+sonoci> I nodded
[21:40] <+sonoci> Hopeful that no one would notice my sudden lapse in view above
[21:40] <+sonoci> Mostly in first person, I went to third
[21:40] <+sonoci> My error made no difference
[21:40] <+sonoci> We were women on a mission
[21:40] <+sonoci> Kleene, quiet in state, likely as she sensed Akonyl's betrayal off in the distance, led the way
[21:40] <+sonoci> As I was on her head, I was navigator
[21:41] <+sonoci> Lynz was the barrier maiden, speaking the enemies away
[21:41] <+sonoci> Eventually we made it to the fabled Conroy
[21:41] <+sonoci> But tragedy struck for the first time that day
[21:41] <+sonoci> I didn't know it, but Chuggaa's suspension was the first of many woes to come
[21:42] <@Parkur> D:
[21:42] <+sonoci> In distraught, I turned to Lynz, wondering what we should do next
[21:42] <+Lynz> D:
[21:42] <+sonoci> Her silence said it all
[21:43] <+sonoci> We had to head to the mountain of D:
[21:43] <+sonoci> It was there that Chuggaa visited most often
[21:43] <+sonoci> Surely he might be there
[21:44] <+sonoci> With our feet, minus mine, hitting the dust with every step, we trudged, minus me, through a desert
[21:44] <+sonoci> It was the :I sahara
[21:44] <+sonoci> One of the worst landscapes to walk across
[21:44] <@Parkur> rofl
[21:44] <+sonoci> But we were women on a mission
[21:44] <+sonoci> Wait, I think I used that
[21:44] <+sonoci> To hell with it, we can repeat things
[21:44] <+sonoci> Because
[21:45] <+sonoci> We were women on a mission
[21:45] <+sonoci> And I, sonoci, am lazy
[21:45] <+sonoci> Moving on, we moved on
[21:45] <@Parkur> hahahahaha
[21:45] <+sonoci> Occasionally we'd see a Jd- hype across our paths
[21:45] <+Lynz> ....ooh joy
[21:46] <+sonoci> And moths flying around for no reason
[21:46] <+sonoci> Get off my keyboard, stupid butterfly wannabe
[21:46] <+sonoci> When that moth flew off, we saw the mountain towering towards us
[21:46] <+sonoci> Somehow we didn't notice it until we were close
[21:46] <+xpon> sonoci
[21:46] <+sonoci> You think we would've
[21:46] <+xpon> sonoci
[21:46] <+xpon> sonoci
[21:46] <+sonoci> Looking to xpon, I wondered why he was there, but I replied: "Yes?"
[21:47] <@Parkur> quiet xpon, a masterful story is being told
[21:47] <+sonoci> Now Parkus was somehow there. Maybe I forgot my lunch.
[21:47] <@Parkur> you did D:
[21:47] <@Parkur> I worked hard on it for you D:
[21:47] <+sonoci> Searching in Kleene's hair, I found Parkus was right. I thanked my hardworking waifu
[21:48] <@Parkur>
[21:48] <+sonoci> Smiling faintly, my Parkus disappeared into the heat of the desert. Was he a mirage?
[21:48] <@Parkur> D:
[21:48] <+sonoci> No, my beautiful lunch proved otherwise
[21:48] <@Parkur>
[21:49] <+sonoci> Curly fries in hand, I encouraged the troop to move forward
[21:49] <+sonoci> My powers of narration would power us forward, we didn't need physical strength
[21:49] <+sonoci> I also made sure to text pofa a prayer before we left, so we were set
[21:49] <+Lynz> ooooo indeed not
[21:49] <+Lynz> lol
[21:49] <+A-Random-Vermouth> \o/
[21:50] <+sonoci> A Vermouth appeared randomly partway up. I thought she had run off with Gin, but there she was
[21:50] <+sonoci> With her knowledge, she pointed us in the right direction
[21:50] <+sonoci> "Up the path where you can hear the cat snore in the wind, that is the right way"
[21:51] <+A-Random-Vermouth> ~~>
[21:51] <+sonoci> "To the right" she added
[21:51] <+sonoci> Giving her some of the curly fries as thanks, we continued on up the rigorous mountain
[21:51] <+sonoci> We had to reach Chuggaa
[21:51] <+A-Random-Vermouth>
[21:51] <+sonoci> After all, my Parkus needed those Stray Beads in Okami, and by damn he wouldn't wait for em
[21:52] <@Parkur> XD
[21:52] <+sonoci> Ignoring the urge to suddenly watch Mother 3, a curse often known to afflict the mountain, I watched for loose rocks
[21:53] <+sonoci> Lynz's voice could ward off the monsters, but rocks were a different story
[21:53] <+sonoci> They don't have ears
[21:53] <+Akonyl> what's all this about me making scandals with bees? D:
[21:53] <+sonoci> Passing a coke around to give everybody something to drink, I nearly fell off Kleene
[21:53] <+sonoci> But Akonyl caught me
[21:53] <@Parkur> it's called the truth, ako
[21:54] <+sonoci> But they were the truth according to Parkus
[21:54] <+sonoci> Akonyl, not believing a word said, decided to come with us
[21:54] <+Akonyl> lies, parkur
[21:54] <+sonoci> Kleene, not all there, didn't speak
[21:54] <+sonoci> Other than to the wind, trying to send Parkus a growl
[21:54] <@Parkur> Everything I say is legit
[21:54] <+Akonyl> everyone should know you utter naught but lies
[21:55] <+sonoci> Now Ako entertained us as we climbed, sounding as if he should be in a Shakespearian play
[21:55] <+sonoci> I wondered if he even knew our purpose for climbing
[21:56] <+sonoci> Labeling it unimportant, I decided we had climbed long enough
[21:56] <+sonoci> With a voice booming, a man with a microphone stood at the top of the mountain
[21:56] <+sonoci> "Hey everybody~! It's Chuggaaconroy!"
[21:56] <+sonoci> We'd found him, Franklin Badge and all
[21:56] <@Parkur>
[21:57] <+sonoci> I dismounted Kleene and ran towards him
[21:57] <+sonoci> I promptly asked about the stray beads
[21:57] <+sonoci> Like a normal person, he frowned
[21:57] <+sonoci> "Dude, I know I did an LP on it, but I don't remember all the locations"
[21:57] <+sonoci> Another letdown for the day
[21:58] <+sonoci> But that wasn't the worst
[21:58] <@Parkur> :<
[21:58] <+Edo-chan> Hey...
[21:58] <+sonoci> Edo-chan, a carrier of a message, came up to us
[21:58] <+Edo-chan> What?
[21:58] <@Parkur> quiet edo, a masterful story is being told
[21:58] <+Edo-chan> Oh.
[21:59] <+sonoci> "There's urgent news! The mayor, Paradox, has gone missing! He won't be able to give a speech on the town's birthday!"
[21:59] <+sonoci> "Which coincidentally is also his birthday!"
[21:59] <+sonoci> Disaster had struck
[21:59] <+sonoci> Where could Paradox have gone?
[22:00] <+sonoci> With the answer, a random Gin appeared
[22:00] <+A-Random-Gin> \o/
[22:00] <+sonoci> "To find Paradox, ask the one who flies. She lives down the other side of the mountain"
[22:00] <+sonoci> He rose his arms high in salute
[22:00] <+A-Random-Gin> Sonoci \o/
[22:00] <+sonoci> We thanked him as he called out my name
[22:00] <+sonoci> I looked to him
[22:01] <+sonoci> I raised my arms as well
[22:01] <+sonoci> \o/
[22:01] <+sonoci> Like that
[22:01] <+sonoci> I wasn't sure if he would stay like his wife, or follow, but either way he'd been a great help
[22:02] <+sonoci> Following the direction we'd been given, we climbed down cautiously
[22:02] <+sonoci> The other side of the mountain was even more treacherous, some called it D<
[22:02] <@Parkur> D:
[22:02] <+sonoci> Surely it was because of the faces made while climbing down
[22:02] <+sonoci> "You're doing it wrong Parkus" I sighed, imagining his face
[22:03] <@Parkur> XD
[22:03] <+sonoci> "Still wrong" I frowned D<
[22:03] <+sonoci> I did it right
[22:03] <@Parkur> D<
[22:03] <+sonoci> Despite Parkus' foils, we made it down to the one that flies
[22:03] <+sonoci> Just as Parkus did it right, the mystery resolved
[22:04] <+sonoci> The one that flies was mangaluva, along with her Charizard
[22:04] <@Parkur> lol
[22:04] <+sonoci> Unfortunately, it was raining around her because Parkus laughed
[22:04] * +A-Random-Vermouth runs to find Gin and gives him curly fries
[22:04] <+sonoci> In that condition, she couldn't ride her Charizard, so she insisted we take it
[22:04] <+Akonyl> I'm off, so peace
[22:05] <+Akonyl> I'm gonna solve this adventure myself in my sleep
[22:05] <@Parkur> D: *won't laugh anymore*
[22:05] <+sonoci> Though I couldn't see it with Akonyl leaving, I felt there was a sweet scene between Gin and Vermouth off in the distance
[22:05] <@Parkur> *laugh*
[22:05] <+sonoci> A lightning bolt hit manga
[22:05] <+sonoci> Charizard was not pleased
[22:06] <+A-Random-Vermouth> Manga!
[22:06] <+sonoci> "Good bye, brave Akonyl" I said while he descended
[22:06] <+A-Random-Gin> Curly fries \o/
[22:06] <+Akonyl> farewell, sonoci
[22:06] <+sonoci> We descended faster, tho, as Charizard is teh bomb
[22:07] <+sonoci> Quickly, Charizard flew us to the location of Paradox
[22:07] <+sonoci> But as you probably guessed
[22:07] <+sonoci> DISASTER
[22:07] <@Parkur> noooooo
[22:07] <+sonoci> An untouched cake on the table, Paradox had fallen off his chair, looking shocked
[22:07] <+sonoci> He looked as if he'd been attacked, possibly by one of Eve's rabbits
[22:07] <+sonoci> Why so specific?
[22:07] <+sonoci> Why not?
[22:08] <+sonoci> Anyway, we all felt something was afoot
[22:08] <+sonoci> This much disaster couldn't happen all in one day
[22:08] <+sonoci> It was too unnatural
[22:08] <+A-Random-Gin> (Is someone logging this, btw?)
[22:08] <+sonoci> Even for my narrations
[22:08] <@Parkur> I am, conia
[22:08] <+A-Random-Gin> K~ \o/
[22:08] <@Parkur> I log everything
[22:09] <+sonoci> With my Parkus logging my words, something I always felt was odd, I looked around the scene
[22:09] <+sonoci> It was deducing time!
[22:09] <+sonoci> I put on my best cap among my detective set
[22:09] <+sonoci> KOGORO
[22:09] <+sonoci> I suddenly had a beer craving
[22:09] * @Parkur approves
[22:09] <+sonoci> But there was only cake
[22:09] <+sonoci> Maybe it was rum cake
[22:09] <@Parkur> ooh
[22:09] <+sonoci> Before I could try the cake, it was kidnapped by a random kidnapper
[22:10] <+sonoci> I was enraged, so I punched a child that had wandered in
[22:10] <+A-Random-Kidnapper>
[22:10] <+sonoci> His glasses fell off, but that didn't matter
[22:10] <+sonoci> Who needs to see to solve a crime?
[22:10] <+A-Random-Kidnapper> <~~~ is Yuriko
[22:10] <+sonoci> No one
[22:10] <+sonoci> As the kidnapper revealed herself as Vermouth, I wondered
[22:10] <+sonoci> "Where's the cake?"
[22:11] <+sonoci> "...and if you make the joke, the joke will make you."
[22:11] * A-Random-Kidnapper is now known as Princess-Zelda
[22:11] <+sonoci> "Which means you...well, nothing really. I'm running out of wit"
[22:11] <+Lynz> eww cake?
[22:11] <+A-Random-Gin> Zelda \o/
[22:11] <+sonoci> Figuring out my writing style as Lynz stomped the cake in disgust, Princess Zelda smirked
[22:11] <+sonoci> Was she the mastermind?
[22:11] <@Parkur> :O
[22:11] <+sonoci> I thought not, as her cameos were coincidence
[22:12] <+sonoci> No, the true criminal was more disgusting than even Lynz's view on cake
[22:12] <+sonoci> Or maybe not
[22:12] <+sonoci> I don't know him/her, so I really shouldn't judge
[22:13] <+sonoci> Anyway, praying to pofa that Paradox could get a revive by the morning, our troop went on
[22:13] <+sonoci> I didn't know what yet, but we had to do something
[22:13] <+sonoci> This craziness had to be stopped
[22:13] <+sonoci> Like my watch. I can't wear it now
[22:13] <+sonoci> It's spazzing up my typing
[22:14] <+sonoci> That's better
[22:14] <+sonoci> Without the time on my wrist, I had to look around for a clock
[22:14] <+sonoci> When I saw it, it came to me
[22:14] <+sonoci> Where was Abs?
[22:14] <+sonoci> He was missing too
[22:14] <+sonoci> Along with PT
[22:14] <+sonoci> People were disappearing left and right
[22:14] <+sonoci> Someone had to be behind it all
[22:14] <+sonoci> ...
[22:15] <+sonoci> What does that have to do with a clock?
[22:15] <+sonoci> To hell if I know
[22:15] <@Parkur> this is amazing \o/
[22:15] <+sonoci> The messenger Edo-chan left as Parkus called out
[22:15] <+sonoci> He did the Gin salute
[22:15] <@Parkur> *holds a clock next to sonoci*
[22:15] <@Parkur> there ya go
[22:15] * @Princess-Zelda gets kidnapped with PT
[22:16] <+sonoci> Looking at the clock, I then looked at Parkus
[22:16] <+sonoci> Before I could reply with a snarky comeback, PARADOX REVIVED
[22:16] <+A-Random-Gin> ooo
[22:16] <+sonoci> ...and Princess Zelda was also kidnapped
[22:16] <+A-Random-Gin> BK201
[22:16] <@Parkur> that's not BK, sonoci
[22:16] <+sonoci> ...BUT IT WAS A FAKE
[22:16] <+Lynz> wrong one
[22:16] <+A-Random-Gin> It's BK201 \o/
[22:16] <+sonoci> Everyone knew it but me
[22:17] <+sonoci> I wanted to smash the clock Parkus had brought in embarrassment
[22:17] <@Parkur>
[22:17] <+sonoci> But because it was my Parkus, I let it slide
[22:17] <+BK201> ?? what's happenin' here?
[22:17] <@Princess-Zelda> hey bk201
[22:17] <@Parkur>
[22:17] <@Princess-Zelda> sonoci is telling a story
[22:17] * +A-Random-Gin Saves Zelda from PT
[22:17] <+sonoci> As the impostor wondered what was going on, the kidnapped Princess explained it to him, through telepathy
[22:17] <+A-Random-Gin> *And kidnaps her himself*
[22:18] <+BK201> oh...
[22:18] <+sonoci> Or because she was saved/kidnapped by Gin, whatever works
[22:18] <+BK201> huh?
[22:18] <+sonoci> Unfortunately the impostor was confused
[22:18] <+sonoci> Maybe he was just a random guy and I need my reading glasses
[22:18] <+sonoci> I apologized to him
[22:18] <+sonoci> and he left D:
[22:18] <+sonoci> And he came \o/
[22:19] <+sonoci> Would the new man join the adventure to find the kidnapped ones?
[22:19] <+sonoci> With my father's narration device gradually warming with every minute, I knew time was scarce
[22:19] <+sonoci> As did the new man, so he left to prepare for the worst
[22:19] <+sonoci> He brought snacks
[22:20] * @Parkur hopes the story isn't ending
[22:20] <+A-Random-Gin> ^ D:
[22:20] * @Princess-Zelda is kidnapped from the kidnapper one
[22:20] <+sonoci> Curious, I looked at Parkus' clock, trying to think of how to end the story
[22:20] <@Parkur> DDDDDDDDDDDD:
[22:20] <+sonoci> When Princess Zelda was kidnapped from her kidnapper!
[22:20] * +A-Random-Gin Kidnaps the kidnapper
[22:20] <+sonoci> It seemed the new man brought forth another chapter in our tale!
[22:21] <@Parkur>
[22:21] <+sonoci> A line of kidnapping ensued, but unfortunately it wasn't the one
[22:21] <+sonoci> How do I know?
[22:21] <@Princess-Zelda> yay!
[22:21] <+sonoci> You needn't ask at this point
[22:21] <+sonoci> Forgetting what I was doing, I randomly suggested something, hoping the others would follow
[22:22] <+sonoci> "Maybe we should head over to the forum plains? That could be the base of the kidnapper"
[22:22] <@Parkur> XD
[22:22] <+sonoci> Parkus found it amusing
[22:22] <+sonoci> Apparently he didn't think I knew what I was talking about
[22:22] <+sonoci> But I knew:
[22:22] <+sonoci> He was right
[22:22] <+sonoci> But hell if I admit it
[22:22] <+sonoci> After all
[22:23] <+sonoci> Everything I say is gold!
[22:23] <@Parkur> You just admitted it
[22:23] <+Lynz> indeed
[22:23] <+sonoci> ...But unfortunately it's also piss
[22:23] <+sonoci> A quote I held dear to my heard
[22:23] <+sonoci> *heart
[22:23] <+sonoci> I can make typoes too, we're all human
[22:23] <+sonoci> Even narrators
[22:23] <+sonoci> Hoping on the stones of typo, we saw the plains ahead of us
[22:24] <+sonoci> In our way was a creepy figure
[22:24] <+sonoci> It looked like the Kaitou Kid symbol, but it had a body
[22:24] <+sonoci> It was labelled 628
[22:24] <+sonoci> It FREAKED ME OUT
[22:24] <+sonoci> Lynz's singing had no effect
[22:24] <+sonoci> It looked like we were doomed
[22:25] <+sonoci> But thankfully, the small boy with the glasses stared it down with his piercing eyes
[22:25] <+sonoci> Fearing the same fate, I led the team to the forums
[22:26] <+sonoci> There were a lot of sections
[22:26] <+sonoci> I didn't even know where to start
[22:26] <+sonoci> With all the clones around, it was even more difficult to sort through the maze of thread plants
[22:26] <+sonoci> Turning to my Parkus, I asked him where we should go first
[22:27] <@Parkur> my PM inbox
[22:27] <@Parkur>
[22:27] <+Lynz> ....
[22:27] <+Lynz> I'm gonna whomp you lol
[22:27] <+sonoci> Frowning, I shook my head "Parkus, you know that's not in the thread plants"
[22:27] <@Parkur> :<
[22:27] <+sonoci> As Lynz whomped Parkus, I turned to Kleene
[22:28] <@Parkur>
[22:28] <+sonoci> She'd been silent the whole time
[22:28] <+sonoci> And as I looked at her, I realized it was actually an Onigiri Bot
[22:28] <+sonoci> Damn those things always confused me
[22:28] <@Parkur> go to the what's on your mind thread \o/
[22:28] <+sonoci> Suddenly, I grew worried
[22:28] <+sonoci> Had Kleene been abducted as well?
[22:29] <+sonoci> There was no time to lose
[22:29] <+sonoci> Shit just got real
[22:29] <@Parkur> BK!
[22:29] <@Parkur> great timing
[22:29] <+Lynz> yes!
[22:29] <+sonoci> Taking Parkus' suggestion, we headed to the What's on your mind plants
[22:29] <@Parkur> sonoci's telling an awesome story
[22:29] <+sonoci> And what did we find?
[22:29] <+sonoci> Paradox was revived!
[22:30] <+sonoci> As I hugged him in relief with the others, I beamed
[22:30] <+sonoci> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[22:30] <+sonoci> This narration's for you!
[22:30] <+sonoci> He seemed unfazed, probably because he'd been dead for the last few hours
[22:31] <+sonoci> Needing some sort of lead, I asked him in the utmost seriousness
[22:31] <+sonoci> "Who took you away?"
[22:31] <+A-Random-Gin> Beekay!
[22:31] <+A-Random-Gin> \o/
[22:31] <+sonoci> Late to the party of reunion, the Gin did his salute
[22:31] <+Lynz> happy birthday!
[22:32] <+sonoci> Others joined in the party
[22:32] <+sonoci> I didn't blame them
[22:32] <+sonoci> Party's are awesome
[22:32] <+sonoci> More typos
[22:32] <+sonoci> I shook them off
[22:32] <+sonoci> I tried asking Paradox again, this time a bit differently
[22:33] <+sonoci> "Okay man, who do you want to be the culprit here? I'm running out of shit and fast"
[22:33] <+sonoci> "You can tell because I'm swearing, OTL much"
[22:34] * @Parkur approves
[22:34] <+sonoci> I had to wonder if Paradox had lost his knowledge on the English language
[22:34] <+sonoci> Or maybe it was just my way of wording that confused him
[22:34] <+sonoci> Maybe he wasn't really revived at all
[22:34] <@Parkur> bluechankun: wake up D:
[22:35] <+sonoci> Parkus tried in futile attempts to wake Paradox from his daze, but it didn't seem to sway the mayor
[22:35] <@Parkur>
[22:35] <+sonoci> What had the damned kidnapper done to my parttimesortaforaday husband?
[22:36] <+sonoci> Rage boiled inside me, but not more so than the broccoli soup I had eaten earlier
[22:36] <@Parkur> D:
[22:36] * @Parkur calms sonoci down
[22:36] <+sonoci> Taking a swig of coke, I thought on our next move
[22:36] <+sonoci> Parkus helped to calm my mind
[22:37] <+sonoci> Abs, PT, Princess Zelda, Paradox...what was the connection?
[22:37] <+sonoci> At first I thought the letter P, but that had nothing to do with Abs
[22:37] <+sonoci> Unless...
[22:37] <@Parkur> it might
[22:37] <+bluechankun> Please give me a moment as I read this awesome story
[22:37] <@Parkur> His name is Abs.
[22:37] <+sonoci> A little b is an upsidedown P!
[22:37] <+sonoci> I let Paradox have a breather
[22:38] <@Parkur> that's a period, which starts with P
[22:38] <+sonoci> At the same time, I retired to the washroom
[22:38] <@Parkur> there's your connection :O
[22:39] <+sonoci> Returning, I saw that Paradox was still in thought. As our only lead, I left him to his devices. I succumbed to my earlier urge to watch Chuggaa's Mother 3 LP
[22:41] <@Parkur> so sad ;___;
[22:41] <+sonoci> Parkus watches with me, only to find that I'm not at a sad part
[22:41] <+bluechankun> XD
[22:42] <+bluechankun> Okay, I have to have a copy of this
[22:42] <+sonoci> While Paradox copies down his own demise, for whatever reason, we wait in suspense. Will he reveal the kidnapper's name?
[22:44] <@Parkur> I'm logging it all BK
[22:44] <@Parkur> I'll post it in the chat logs thread when she's done
[22:44] <+sonoci> Parkus also logs the events
[22:44] <+sonoci> He apparently also has a favorite plant in the forums plains
[22:44] <+sonoci> I note he may need more than one post field to post the whole log
[22:45] <@Parkur> nah
[22:45] <+sonoci> He seems confident in his farming skills. I am not
[22:45] <@Parkur>
[22:45] <+sonoci> As he pouted, I smirked at him
[22:45] <+sonoci> It was so fun to tease him
[22:46] <+Lynz> oi quit being mean!
[22:46] <+sonoci> I was glad I took those classes from KangarooGirl
[22:46] <+Lynz> lol
[22:46] <@Parkur> I knew she taught you something! >_>
[22:46] <+sonoci> Lynz's voice rang the guilt in my soul
[22:46] <+sonoci> I fiddled with my fingers as Parkus pointed at me accusedly
[22:46] <+sonoci> I changed the subject
[22:46] <+bluechankun> ROFL
[22:47] <+sonoci> "Paradox, have you remembered who kidnapped you? ...Or mauled you before?"
[22:48] <+sonoci> We waited, watching him rolling on the floor laughing
[22:48] <+bluechankun> "It was Aly" :x
[22:48] <@Parkur> XD
[22:48] <+sonoci> We all GASPED
[22:48] <+sonoci> Aly! And she'd been here the whole time!
[22:48] <+sonoci> She was the mastermind!
[22:48] <+sonoci> ...NOT
[22:48] <+sonoci> I knew Paradox wasn't in his right mind
[22:48] <+sonoci> Look at him there
[22:48] <+sonoci> Rolling on the floor
[22:48] <+sonoci> He's practically xpon
[22:49] <@Parkur> ewww
[22:49] <@Parkur> bk: stop being xpon
[22:49] <+sonoci> Besides, I had figured it out when I had asked him again
[22:49] <+sonoci> I knew who the mastermind was
[22:49] <@Parkur> BK was behind his own kidnapping :O
[22:49] <+Lynz> it was me! damn I was beaten. :x
[22:49] <+sonoci> It was revealed in the small anecdote I had prepared for the mayor's, Paradox's, birthday
[22:50] <+sonoci> The answer was in the Day of Birth thread plants
[22:50] <+bluechankun> ewwww
[22:50] <+sonoci> Who of our group, other than me, would find the answer first?
[22:50] <@Parkur> Eve! :O
[22:50] <+sonoci> And it was my Parkus
[22:50] <@Parkur> \o/
[22:50] <+sonoci> Yes, the mind behind the evil bunnies
[22:50] <+sonoci> The yang of yin
[22:50] <+Lynz> oooo evil bunnies!!!!
[22:50] <+sonoci> The seemingly innocent but truly evil Eve
[22:51] <+sonoci> She had been behind it all
[22:51] <+bluechankun> ;___;
[22:51] <+sonoci> But unfortunately, I don't know how to catch her, so this shall stop here
[22:51] <+bluechankun> Eh
[22:51] <+bluechankun>
[22:51] <@Parkur> ha XD
[22:51] <+sonoci> ...NOT
[22:51] <@Parkur> I knew it XD
[22:51] <+Lynz> yes!
[22:52] <+sonoci> Parkus exclaimed
[22:52] <+sonoci> So, as we found out the name of the evil one, we pondered
[22:52] <+sonoci> How would we catch the kidnapper?
[22:52] <+sonoci> And why was she kidnapping people?
[22:53] <+sonoci> Luckily, a song rang through the darkness that gave us hope
[22:53] <+sonoci> An image instantly came with it, and I knew
[22:53] <+sonoci> Abs had gotten free!
[22:53] <+sonoci> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
[22:54] <+sonoci> With the keyboard cat joke out of the way, I embraced the song and headed for the music with the others at my heels
[22:55] * @Parkur approves
[22:55] <+sonoci> I knew that wherever there was keyboard cat, there was Abs
[22:55] <+sonoci> At least in my world
[22:55] <+sonoci> When that little keyboard and that blue coat came into view, I coulda cried
[22:55] <+sonoci> That image always brought me to tears
[22:56] <+sonoci> Tears
[22:56] <+sonoci> Phoenix
[22:56] <+sonoci> Was she nearby too?
[22:56] <+sonoci> If so...did that me that Eve was also around?
[22:56] <@Parkur> :O
[22:56] <+sonoci> Are we arriving at the climax?
[22:56] <+sonoci> Probably, there's a lot of questions at climaxes
[22:57] <@Parkur>
[22:57] <+sonoci> I looked at my allies and nodded. They knew what I was thinking
[22:57] <+sonoci> We need to clean my room after this is done
[22:57] <+sonoci> When they all blinked at me, I wondered if my narration was failing in its authenticity
[22:57] <@Parkur> oh god XD
[22:58] <+sonoci> With Parkus' words, I got an idea
[22:58] <+sonoci> Pulling out the phone that I don't actually have, I texted a familiar number
[22:58] <@Parkur> Figured you would
[22:58] <+sonoci> Of pofa indeed
[22:58] <+sonoci> She could help
[22:58] <+sonoci> But she wasn't aroud
[22:58] <+sonoci> ...!
[22:58] <+sonoci> The letter P!
[22:58] <+sonoci> Surely...
[22:58] <@Parkur> D:
[22:58] <+sonoci> Eve...
[22:58] <+sonoci> Had she abducted God herself?!
[22:59] <+sonoci> Eve had reached a knew low
[22:59] <+sonoci> Or high, y'know, with heaven and all
[22:59] <+sonoci> My eyes were beginning to grow heavy\
[22:59] <+sonoci> We had to resolve this before my bedtime
[22:59] <+sonoci> Sitting down, I sat in meditation and redundancy
[23:00] <+sonoci> To my acquaintances, I asked "Where would Eve be? What thread plants would she dwell in?"
[23:00] <+bluechankun> Obviously coniferous ones
[23:00] <+sonoci> I shook my head
[23:00] <+sonoci> There wasn't a coniferous thread
[23:00] <+sonoci> Not that I knew of
[23:00] <+sonoci> I did a search
[23:01] <+sonoci> First thing that came up was "Criminal Lawyer"
[23:01] <+sonoci> Though that could possibly describe Eve, I didn't think it was the case
[23:01] <+sonoci> Which plants would she usually reside around?
[23:02] <+bluechankun> Bonsai plants
[23:02] <+sonoci> I facepalmed
[23:02] <+sonoci> Paradox was in the wrong plains
[23:02] <+bluechankun> *cough*
[23:02] <+sonoci> Or so it seemed
[23:02] <+sonoci> Was he speaking in double messages?
[23:03] <+bluechankun> The tree of knowledge of good and evil?
[23:03] * Quits: +A-Random-Gin ([email protected]) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:03] <+sonoci> Tired, I guessed
[23:03] <+sonoci> "Princess Zelda?"
[23:04] * Joins: A-Random-Gin ([email protected])
[23:04] * Onigiri-Bot sets mode: +v A-Random-Gin
[23:04] <+sonoci> Gin had returned
[23:04] <+bluechankun> Conia, I am hating on you now because you called me beekay
[23:05] <+sonoci> Paradox brought up old woulds
[23:05] <+sonoci> *wounds
[23:05] <+bluechankun> It's supposed to be beekaye
[23:05] <+A-Random-Gin> Did I write it wrongly?
[23:05] <+A-Random-Gin> Oh
[23:05] <+A-Random-Gin> beekaye \o/
[23:05] <+sonoci> Paradox explained it to Gin and I
[23:05] <+sonoci> We both understood
[23:05] <+bluechankun> Don't forget the e dammit
[23:05] <+sonoci> "The Nickname plants!
[23:05] <+sonoci> The ones my Parkus planted himself!"
[23:05] <+bluechankun> LOL
[23:05] <+sonoci> That's where Eve had to be
[23:06] <+bluechankun> Nickname plants: probably from mars or something
[23:06] <+sonoci> At Paradox's comment, I turned to Parkus
[23:06] <+sonoci> "You said you came from Neptune, you liar"
[23:07] <+sonoci> Checking in the nickname plants, I shouted "Yuriko!"
[23:07] <+sonoci> Everyone stared
[23:07] <+sonoci> "...Shut up, it sounds like Eureka to me"
[23:07] <+sonoci> I found a hint in the shade of the plants
[23:07] <+bluechankun> XDDDDDD
[23:07] <+bluechankun> That's so lame
[23:07] <+sonoci> One word, a name (obviously): Eevee
[23:08] <+sonoci> I ignored Paradox's taunts
[23:08] <+sonoci> I was onto something
[23:08] <+sonoci> Eevee was a pokemon
[23:08] <+sonoci> And who else here had a pokemon?
[23:08] <+sonoci> "Parkus, laugh! We can't let her escape!"
[23:08] <@Parkur> XD
[23:08] <@Parkur> that good?
[23:09] <+sonoci> "Keep it up, every once and a while! Heck, everybody! I hear the thunder!"
[23:09] <+sonoci> "Laugh! LAUGH!"
[23:09] <@Parkur> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:09] <+bluechankun> I have a Pokemon! HOPELESSIDIOT, I CHOOSE YOU!
[23:09] <+sonoci> Flying on Sid, we headed for manga's home, her profile if you will, laughing all the way
[23:10] <@Princess-Zelda> Eureka is something Edgeworth says!
[23:10] <@Parkur> ^
[23:11] <+sonoci> Hit by another strike of lightning as we landed and Princess Zelda said an awesome thing, manga turned with the Price is Right fail tune playing
[23:11] <+bluechankun> Eh, I thought it was Archimedes something
[23:11] <+bluechankun> OMG IMPOSTER
[23:11] <+BK201> OI oi
[23:11] <+hopelessidiot> XD
[23:11] <+BK201> -_-
[23:11] <+bluechankun> IMPOSTER, BUUURRRRNNN
[23:11] <@Princess-Zelda> Hayley <3
[23:11] <+BK201> Nooooooooooo *runs*
[23:11] <+sonoci> Throwing an impostor (sorry) our way, Sid sent forward a flamethrower on Paradox's command
[23:12] <+bluechankun> Oh yeaaaaaaah, do eet
[23:12] <+sonoci> The enemy dodges
[23:12] <+BK201> T_T
[23:12] <+sonoci> He puts out the fire with his tears (again, sorry)
[23:12] <+bluechankun> BK's a girl
[23:12] * @Parkur hugs le-nee
[23:12] <+sonoci> Retreating her poke into the ball, manga laughed
[23:12] <+bluechankun> I mean the other BK
[23:12] <+BK201> ^
[23:12] <+sonoci> *apologizes yet again*
[23:12] <+sonoci> manga smirked
[23:13] <+sonoci> "Detectoring is like gambling"
[23:13] <+BK201> *facepalm*
[23:13] <+sonoci> "The secret is to know the winner in advance"
[23:13] <+sonoci> Wondering what she meant, my eyes widened as the mountain shook
[23:13] <+sonoci> But it wasn't just the mountain, it was the planet!
[23:13] <+sonoci> The whole Internet was shaking!
[23:14] <+sonoci> In the distance, Eve rose, cackling
[23:14] <+sonoci> Bunnies and rabbits swarmed the ground
[23:14] <+bluechankun> Totally Eve-- I mean Evil
[23:14] <+bluechankun> Monstre Charmant! Monstre Charmant!
[23:14] <+sonoci> A chapter was ending, and the end was beginning
[23:15] <@Parkur> :O
[23:15] <+BK201> ??
[23:15] <+sonoci> My words dwindling with every letter, I knew I had to make things awesome
[23:15] <+sonoci> Turning to manga, I scowled
[23:15] <+sonoci> "What's going on?"
[23:15] <+sonoci> "To hell if I know"
[23:15] <+sonoci> "She just offered me a Shiny. I had to help out"
[23:16] <+sonoci> I facepalmed, and at the word Shiny, Chuggaa, at the top still, shouted "OH MY GOOOOOD"
[23:16] <+sonoci> Another bolt hit manga. I knew Parkus was withholding a laugh
[23:17] <@Parkur> lol XD
[23:17] <@Parkur> wait
[23:17] <+sonoci> Sick of the electrification as she was shocked yet again, manga pouted
[23:17] <@Parkur> I don't approve of bolts hitting manga D:
[23:17] <+sonoci> "Fine, I'll help you"
[23:17] <+sonoci> "Just make him stop laughing"
[23:17] <+sonoci> I looked at Parkus
[23:17] <+sonoci> That would be difficult
[23:17] * @Parkur stops :x
[23:17] <+sonoci> But then something hit me
[23:18] <+sonoci> "Why do you get hit by lightning whenever Parkus laughs?"
[23:18] <+sonoci> "Plot hole"
[23:18] <+sonoci> "Ah"
[23:18] <+sonoci> Those things suck
[23:18] <+sonoci> Eve was distraught
[23:18] <+sonoci> "I'm the villain! Pay attention to me!"
[23:18] <+sonoci> At her word, we listened
[23:19] <+sonoci> She was right, and really, we should get to the big fight, right?
[23:19] <+sonoci> Lacking creativity, I gave Lynz a megaphone
[23:19] <+sonoci> "Lynz...sing. Only you can do this."
[23:20] <+bluechankun> LOL
[23:20] <+sonoci> DISASTER struck once more
[23:20] <+bluechankun> Everyone, cover your ears
[23:20] <+sonoci> Lynz...had lost her voice
[23:20] <@Parkur> D:
[23:20] <+sonoci> Eve cackled again because I can't think of another word for cackle
[23:20] <+sonoci> "You fools. I planted a curse on her"
[23:20] <@Parkur> chuckled?
[23:20] <+Lynz> noooo
[23:20] <+bluechankun> (cluckled?)
[23:21] <+sonoci> Parkus didn't get my joke
[23:21] <+sonoci> I write man, of course I have words for cackle :V
[23:21] <+sonoci> I shook my head and focused on Eve
[23:21] <+sonoci> "It's you who are the fool! I'm the narrator! You can't do anything that I can't asspull my way out of!"
[23:21] <+BK201> lol
[23:22] <+sonoci> "I mean...have you even read any of this?"
[23:22] <+sonoci> "It's all circumstantial!"
[23:22] <+sonoci> "We wouldn't get to court with this!"
[23:22] <+sonoci> Eve rose her brow
[23:22] <+sonoci> "You are a strange one?"
[23:22] <@Parkur>
[23:22] <+sonoci> I was running out of dialogue, and fast. Parkus could tell
[23:23] <@Parkur> yup
[23:23] <+sonoci> Trying to think of a fight scene, I took the lazy way out
[23:23] <@Princess-Zelda> (wants someone to yell "Objection")
[23:23] <+sonoci> "Everyone! Exclaim random things! We have to fight! We have to work together! Let's go! TYPE SOMETHING! INTERUPT MEE! Defeat Eve!"
[23:23] <+sonoci> I waited before starting myself
[23:24] <+sonoci> Mayhem would (*should*) ensue
[23:24] <+sonoci> CHARGE
[23:24] <+sonoci> Stab
[23:24] <+bluechankun> I HAVE A PENCIL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
[23:24] <+sonoci> Stepping on bunnies!
[23:24] <+sonoci> Poking!
[23:24] <+BK201> huh?
[23:24] <+sonoci> Things looked bad, only Paradox was helping
[23:24] <+sonoci> The bunnies were gaining!
[23:25] <+sonoci> As manga isn't actually here, she helped too with her Charizard
[23:25] <+sonoci> And as Charizard kicks ass, things were a bit more even
[23:25] <+sonoci> Eve clenched her teeth
[23:25] <+sonoci> "I see, so you're not as frail a bunch as you seem"
[23:26] <+sonoci> "But you're no match for my ultimate warrior."
[23:26] <+sonoci> "Go! SOMEBODY!"
[23:26] <+sonoci> As Kleene showed up for no reason other than to fit with the start of the tale, a dark shadow loomed over the battlefield
[23:26] <+BK201>
[23:26] <@Parkur> :O
[23:26] <+sonoci> While I tried to remember what I wrote before at the very beginning, I can only smell the mold in my nostrils
[23:27] <+sonoci> Before me the creature wagged its tongue at me and shouted in a loud voice
[23:27] <+sonoci> "I LIKE TO BEAT PEOPLE UP!"
[23:27] <+sonoci> I didn't doubt him
[23:27] <+sonoci> The roots of the tale emerging, I knew things were wrapping up.
[23:27] <+sonoci> Things were going to end, and they were going to end epically
[23:28] <+sonoci> Standing strong, I looked the beast in the eye
[23:28] <+sonoci> I lifted my foot
[23:28] <+sonoci> ...
[23:28] <+sonoci> ...
[23:28] <+sonoci> ...
[23:28] <+sonoci> And tripped
[23:28] <@Parkur> o.O
[23:28] <+bluechankun> ROFL
[23:28] * @Parkur believes sonoci is getting very tired XD
[23:28] <+sonoci> The beast spontaneously combusted and started punching at random
[23:28] <+BK201> LOL
[23:28] <+sonoci> I turned to Parkus and winked
[23:29] <@Parkur> I knew it :X
[23:29] * +bluechankun stabs himself in the eye
[23:29] <+BK201> :O
[23:29] <+sonoci> "You're just not that good at continuity: that was in another IRC conversation"
[23:29] <+bluechankun> with the sonoci pen*
[23:29] <+sonoci> I looked at Paradox as he went insane
[23:29] <+sonoci> Too bad he did it now, that coulda been interesting
[23:29] <+sonoci> But thus ends the Story of Somebody
[23:29] <+sonoci> I hope you enjoyed <3[/spoiler]

[Vylash]

[sonoci]

Parkus shall always be the logger as I don't quite get it (and have to focus on the tale :X)

Next story preview hint: When boredom strikes, I go back to my roots. Or rather we!

Parkus and I always knew we were alike, but there was more to it. What's "more"? Even we don't know. But

We're going
to
find out

\o/

[Vylash]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb1ShW3NUME&feature=related[/youtube]

[bluekaitou1412]

I approve

[sonoci]

The Tale of Two Mes shall be told on

WEDNESDAY, September 14th

Hope to see people there. We need all the help we can get to untangle our roots. They're a mess D:

[Vylash]

[spoiler=Another awesome sonoci story ]<+sonoci> The Tale of How Parkus and Me
<+sonoci> Became We
<+Lyndsi> lol
<+pandakitty> Kiro, you know you won't get to bed at a reasonable time anyway
* Juxtapoz ([email protected]) has joined #minimafia
* Onigiri-Bot sets mode: +v Juxtapoz
<+sonoci> With Lyndsi at our side, Parkus and I were looking through the selection of video games at the store
<+pandakitty> Imma go take a shower right now, so don't do anything TOO amazing while I'm gone
<+sonoci> panda was speaking the truth and the clerk, Juxtapoz was shelving new titles
* A-Random-Vermouth ([email protected]) has joined #minimafia
* Onigiri-Bot sets mode: +v A-Random-Vermouth
<+sonoci> Going to take a shower, panda ordered me not to get anything too awesome
<+sonoci> I noted this as a random Vermouth popped into my view
<+sonoci> Poking my arm, Parkus frowned at me
<+sonoci> "We need to choose something to rent"
<+sonoci> Though I didn't want to admit he was right, I couldn't help but nod
<+sonoci> I scanned the shelves and something caught my eye: a hidden gem
<+sonoci> "Ooh, look it's Okami!"
<@Parkur> \o/
<+A-Random-Vermouth> \o/
<+sonoci> "Oh awesome!" putting his arms into the air in celebration, Parkus was overjoyed, as was Vermouth
<+sonoci> As I was about to pick it up, something else glimmered, wanting to be chosen.
* +xpon ([email protected]) has left #minimafia
<+sonoci> "Holy pofa, it's Mario Party! ...And beside it Mario Kart Wii!"
<+A-Random-Vermouth> SSBB
<+A-Random-Vermouth> \\\o///
<+sonoci> xpon was chased off by my shout as Vermouth made a suggestion
<+sonoci> She very much wanted to play, as she sprouted two extra pairs of arms to be convincing
<+sonoci> It kinda creeped me out, so I looked to Parkus
<+sonoci> "What do you want to get?"
<+sonoci> I had to wonder about Vermouth's explanation. How could people killed have fake arms?
<+Lyndsi> good question :-/
<+sonoci> While we girls had a conversation, I nearly forgot about the question I had asked Parkus. I turned to him, a frown fitted on my face
<+sonoci> "Any suggestions? ...Or is it too hard to pick?"
<+sonoci> Listening to the Runaway Guys on my nonexistent iPod, I laughed as a hilarious line about testicles came up.
<+sonoci> Wanting to get the earlybird special on rentals, I decided to make a choice.
<+sonoci> "Alright, let's get SSBB."
<+A-Random-Vermouth>
<+sonoci> "...and Okami, and Mario Party."
<@Parkur> oh, you <3
<+A-Random-Vermouth> \o/
<+A-Random-Gin> oooooo \o/
<+sonoci> In Vermouth's shining teeth I saw my own grin. We'd be having an awesome night.
<+sonoci> Beating the crap out of each other was always the best
+A-Random-Vermouth> And his mouth hanging wide open :x
<+sonoci> Vermouth was very right, though I was a bit focused on Gin's six new arms
* Juxtapoz is now known as Mr-Crack-Spider
<+sonoci> Was that some sort of special trait or was it common and I just live under a rock? Probably the other one.
<+sonoci> Maybe it was because of the Crack Spiders that were always running around.
<+A-Random-Vermouth> I told you they are arms from his victims
<+A-Random-Gin>
<+pandakitty> BACK
<+A-Random-Vermouth> pandakitty:
<+sonoci> As Vermouth reminded me of her odd explanation, we headed for the till, which one of the Crack Spiders had taken over.
<+sonoci> Fortunately he...she...it was civilized and agreed to rent us the games. However, instead of money, we had to let it give us fortunes.
<+sonoci> Cliche ones were given to Lynz, Vermouth and Gin, but then something strange happened.
<+pandakitty> something... STRANGE?!
<+sonoci> To Parkus, it said "You'll find your discover the truth of your inner self in the near future."
<+A-Random-Vermouth>
<@Parkur> Destiny :O
<+Lynz> psh
<+sonoci> All of us tilted our heads in confusion. Vermouth opened her mouth wide
<+sonoci> Lynz seemed sceptical
<+pandakitty> I deny that, it told him he's gonna kill someone
<+sonoci> Hoping for a cool one like Parkus', I looked expectantly at the little spider crawling on the games we'd pick.
<+A-Random-Vermouth> Parkur already did that
<+pandakitty> xD
<+pandakitty> Oh really?
<+sonoci> While the spider waiting through a sudden phone call from my father (hell knows how he knew where I was) the spider eventually smiled at me.
<+sonoci> "I've already revealed your fortune."
<+sonoci> *waited
<+A-Random-Vermouth> A phone call to your father
<+sonoci> Stupid typos, almost as stupid as weird fortunes that make no sense
<+pandakitty> lol
<+sonoci> ...Okay, I'll admit, I'm just disappointed I didn't get one. At least I think I didn't.
<+sonoci> Shrugging off the spider's bizarre message, I took the games in hand. It was as the automatic doors were opening that the weirdness began
<+pandakitty> ... the weirdness hadn't ALREADY began? xD
<+sonoci> Bumping into panda as she made a comment, Paradox-kun was in a flustered fit.
<+sonoci> "Ohhhhh man ohmanohman. You guys have to see this?"
<+sonoci> *!
<+sonoci> Paradox-kun was known for being unsure of things, that ? made totally sense
<+sonoci> *total
<+sonoci> pofa damn it
<+sonoci> Moving on from my inevitable typing fails, I tried to calm Paradox-kun down. Hitting him with the Mario Kart case, I curved my lip.
<+sonoci> "What is it that we have to see?"
<+pandakitty> You have to see yourself hitting him with a Mario Kart case
<+Lynz> hehe
<+pofa> XD
<+sonoci> "Just follow me and you'll see!" dragging me along as panda said something I just didn't get, Lynz laughed with pofa when everyone began to follow
<+pandakitty> calling me "panda" makes me feel like you're referring to my cat >>
<+sonoci> Once Paradox-kun stopped ruining the soles of my shoes, he pointed upwards. "It hasn't been there long but there's not much time left."
<+A-Random-Vermouth> ...wait what is Ao-nii saying?
<+Lynz> ^
<+sonoci> Only catching the end part as I listened to panda's complaint, I followed Paradox-kun's finger, hoping to get the full story out of the event itself
<+sonoci> On top of a high building, the countdownbot twitched in error. It's timer was red, counting down from 2 minutes.
<+sonoci> More interesting what was in its claw...hand...thing.
<+sonoci> PT was being held hostage!
<+sonoci> How she got nabbed by the countdownbot, I have no idea, but that's besides the point.
<+sonoci> "We've gotta save her!" I clenched my fists with a passion.
<+A-Random-Vermouth> CDB! How could you!?
<+A-Random-Gin> ^
* +Lynz glares at CDB
<+sonoci> "No duh. Captain Obvious much." I didn't hear Paradox-kun's sarcastic remark as I was listening more intently to Vermouth, but out of instinct I lashed out the MK case again.
<+pofa> It wants Abs. all to itself!
<+PAbsT->
<+sonoci> To pofa's comment, I replied with a deep "Indeed."
<+sonoci> Twas true: in the other hand...claw...thing, was Abs
<+pandakitty> lol
<+PAbsT-> I don't even know what's going on here, but whatever/whoever it is cannot have my Abs
* +PAbsT- should probably read from the beginning
<+Lynz> but it has you too...
<+Lynz> lol
<+sonoci> Somehow panda found the strength to laugh in the situation. Poor PT was confused, and began to read.
<+sonoci> Lynz also laughed.
<+sonoci> I guess I could see how it'd be funny, but it's kinda grave
<+sonoci> Anyway, I was out of creativity juices: something that often happened when I was getting pumped to play SSBB
<+A-Random-Vermouth> PT was kidnapped and Abs
<+pandakitty> I'm not laughing at the situation, I'm laughing at everyone else's reations
<+pandakitty> reactions*
<+A-Random-Gin> SSBB \o/
<+sonoci> While panda laughed at the people, I dropped into thought. Gin temporarily forgot the situation and was also drawn into SSBBitis
<+A-Random-Gin> I never got out of SSBBitis
<+sonoci> Spinning, I faced Parkus. "What are we gonna do? It's so high up and the two minutes is probably already finished."
<+sonoci> Parkus fell into a silent thought. After a few seconds, he looked at me.
<+A-Random-Vermouth> We need a hanglifet
<+A-Random-Vermouth> Hanglider
<+pandakitty> lol, I was about to ask what a 'hanglifet' was xD
<+sonoci> As I thought about the good times I had on my hanglifet account, Parkus seemed to get an idea
<+sonoci> Grabbing the MK case out of my hand, he took aim. Arm back, his eyes narrowed, and aura strong, he was ready.
<+sonoci> "We might have to pay the 'no return' fee on this one"
<+sonoci> With that, he used his mighty strength to chuck the game towards the bot high above. Spinning like a frisbee, the game traveled faster than anyone could believe.
<+pandakitty> BUT IT DID NOTHING!
<+sonoci> Using its Nintendo brand plastic of ultimate power, the game case made a clean cut in the front of the bot's exterior, right through the numbers of the countdown.
<+sonoci> Apparently panda was looking in another direction where Soupy had been attempting to block a punch of Giri-chan's
<+sonoci> Back to the robot
<+pandakitty> xD
<+sonoci> Part of the inner circuits sliced clean through, the bot began to fall. Parkus had done a great job in that aspect, but there was still something wrong.
<+pandakitty> Nintendo must have started making their cases out of Nintendoinium now...
<+Akonyl> A-Random-Vermouth: We need a hanglifet, <-- a hanglifet sounds pretty awesome
<+sonoci> Abs and PT were still in danger. Falling from that high a height couldn't be good for the back after all
<+sonoci> With a bruised Soupy appearing behind us, an idea came to mind
<+sonoci> I had just the thing for the situation at hand!
<+pandakitty> a trampoline?
<+sonoci> Reaching into my hammerspace purse, I pulled out something Soupy had made me think of. Now, despite it being hammerspace, I had to put things in there first, so it was really convenient I had something good for the time.
<+pandakitty> A bowl of soup?
<+sonoci> Somehow carrying it with what little strength I possess, I dashed forward with a giant bowl of soup.
<+pandakitty> lol
<+sonoci> panda knew what I was up to
<+sonoci> Calculating where they'd land, I shook my head at panda before the splash of the soup made it over the rim of the bowl and soaked me
<+sonoci> It sucked, yeah, but PT and Abs were worst off.
<+sonoci> Oh well, they were alive, and that's what mattered.
<+sonoci> Crawling out of the soup, drenched, Abs sighed in relief. Shaking the mess from his hair, he almost seemed to shine.
<+sonoci> To Parkus and I, he beamed, "Thanks you two, we'd be goners without you."
<+sonoci> Grinning, at the same time we replied, "Just remember this the next time I need a favor from you."
<+sonoci> Blinking at the odd simultaneous reaction, Abs quickly reverted back to a smirk, "Wow, you guys could be the same person, I swear."
<+sonoci> ...
<+sonoci> What?
<+sonoci> We had to get on the topic somehow
<@Parkur>
<+sonoci> Liked a lot of the same games
<+sonoci> Enjoyed eating a lot of the same food
<+sonoci> Heck, we could go days by just saying ^
<@Parkur> ^
* +Lynz facepalms
<+sonoci> There was something odd about all of these coincidences. We'd just shrugged them off...but maybe Abs was onto something
<+sonoci> Lynz didn't seem to think so
<+sonoci> Taking a swig of coke, I contemplated the conundrum. If what Abs said was true, how would we prove it?
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<+sonoci> Perhaps we could ask Suu-chan for the answer.
<+Suutashi> About what?
<+sonoci> "Where should Parkus and I go to prove that we are the same person?" I asked her.
<+Suutashi> ....Ok?
<+sonoci> "The Quote archives beyond the Forum fields? Or maybe...the Profile Library..."
<+sonoci> There were a lot of places that could hold answers, but would they be good enough?
<+sonoci> Well, we could at least start somewhere. On that note, we decided to head to the What's On Your Mind plants again.
<+sonoci> They helped us last time, they'd help us again. Soupy seemed to have his inner pirate awakened by Suu-chan's presence.
<+sonoci> Sifting through the plants, that had recently spread across 900 page acres, we had a tough time finding some information.
<+sonoci> A few things did pop up, though: Billy Hatcher and Paper Mario TTYD.
<+sonoci> When we found those, Parkus and I had mirrored reactions of utter joy and giddiness...which were followed by an exchange of glances.
<+sonoci> Odd, we thought
<+sonoci> ...Wait
<+sonoci> How did I know what Parkus thought?
<+sonoci> Suspicious
<+sonoci> The seeds were beginning to sprout, but we needed more water.
<+sonoci> Nearby, we could see plants that reminded us of our childhoods. Maybe those would yield answers.
<+sonoci> Indeed they did. It was often that you could hear whispers among the Forum plains, but this time a particular whisper, in my own voice even, made its way to our ears.
<+sonoci> "Parkus, stop knowing my favorites. It's freaky"
<+sonoci> Thinking I had actually said it, Parkus replied, "Same to you."
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<+sonoci> That was also suspicious, maybe even more so, but it still wasn't enough. As we wondered what could possibly be more revealing, a leaf blew in front of my face.
<+pandakitty> Father gave the internet back
* +Suutashi goes to get medicine for a headache
<+sonoci> Looking up, I saw what could possibly be the answer to our prayers. pofa smiled and panda was able to finally get internet.
<+sonoci> Suu-chan left briefly to get medicine for a headache...likely caused by the majestic image before us.
<+sonoci> Teeth flashing a smile, I turned towards my comrades, extended my arm, and announced, "I think we'll finally be able to find our roots, Parkus."
<+sonoci> Everybody groaned.
<+pandakitty> xD
<+sonoci> I should've expected as much as I indicated the Family tree in the distance but it wasn't THAT bad a pun.
<+pandakitty> You ALWAYS make bad puns. And ALL of them are just as bad as each other
<+sonoci> A bit embarrassed with the looks everyone was giving me, bar panda as she was laughing, I headed for the tree without fail.
<+Lynz> .....FAIL!
<+sonoci> I couldn't help but hold back a giggle at Lynz's timing
<+kirbypepe> Pandakitty?
<+pandakitty> Yes?
<+kirbypepe> Hi
<+pandakitty> Hi?
<+kirbypepe> Haha
<+pandakitty> haha?
<+kirbypepe> Thought the names interesting
<+sonoci> With new meeting between kirby and panda happening beyond my back, I trudged towards the tree.
<+pandakitty> Oh, well, I have a cat named panda so...
* +Suutashi returns.
<+kirbypepe> Ah
<+pandakitty> Not that I ever call her "Panda" orz
<+sonoci> Home to the Giri fairy, the tree would certainly be the place to look for answers on mine and Parkus' relations.
<+sonoci> At the very least, we could get some riceballs.
<@Parkur>
<+sonoci> They'd probably be moldy, but eh
<+pandakitty> and then get a box of treasures from mice?
<+pandakitty> Or a box of wasps?
<+sonoci> Tuning out panda's references that I didn't understand, I stood in awe at the closer image of the tree. It truly was amazing.
<+pandakitty> It's a story I heard when I was a kid. Like, when I still lived in the States >3>
<+sonoci> Every leaf held the name of someone who traveled across the forum plains, the branches being the connections. Some branches whizzed this way and that.
* +Suutashi leaves once again to feed the tyrant and grab a flashlight in case the power goes off
<+sonoci> Knowing that I wasn't accomplishing anything, I called out. "Giri fairy! Are you here?" When there was no answer, I added, "Soupy's here!"
<+sonoci> Like Gin to Vermouth, the Giri fairy appeared quickly. With the mold in her hair glowing with knowledge, she smiled sweetly. "I welcome you to the Family tree. Is there something you need?"
<+sonoci> Nodding, I pointed to Parkus, "We need to know something about Parkus-I mean, Parkur's family."
<+sonoci> It was rare that I said Parkus' normal name. Things were serious indeed.
<+sonoci> Placing her finger on her chin, the Giri fairy looked up at the leaves above her. "Parkur huh? ...I'll see what I can do. If you'll wait~"
<+pandakitty> And then you find that your leaf and Parkur's leaf are stuck together!
* +Suutashi is back again and listens to/reads sonoci's story
* Miaka|crash is now known as Miaka
<+sonoci> While waiting, I chugged down some coke. panda made a guess, that could very well be true. And Suu-chan read a story.
<+sonoci> Miaka also showed up to crash the-
<+sonoci> I can't, one pun is enough.
<+sonoci> Miaka was there, that's all we need to know :V
<+pandakitty> ORZ
<+Lynz> ....thank you.
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<+sonoci> After Lynz thanked me for some unknown reason, Grass-chan's arrival matched with the Giri fairy's.
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<+sonoci> "I've found the leaf of this Parkur person." watching Grass-chan leave, the Giri fairy grew sad, then happy again as Grass-chan returned.
<+sonoci> As Miaka beeped and shut down - at least that's what I assumed - Parkus nodded with confidence.
<+sonoci> "Might as well make that fortune come true...and discover my inner self."
<+sonoci> "Alright," preparing the leaf to read, the Giri fairy closed her eyes, "You're a brave one. Brace yourself. There could be some secrets you'd rather not have others knowing on here."
<+sonoci> Before Parkus could take back what he said, the Giri fairy began. "Parkur: married to Sherlock3, siblings with breva and hopelessidiot, son of mine and Jd-..." the Giri fairy raised a brow at this.
<@Parkur> \o/
<+sonoci> Despite this, she went on, "Associated siblings with Cheesus, Edogawa4869, Kaito Lady and Tanner-kun...he is secretly crushed on by kkslider."
<+sonoci> This time Parkus was the one to react. "What. That...what."
<+sonoci> The Giri fairy wasn't finished. "...and lastly he is secret lovers with Yurikochan."
<+sonoci> A bush exploded at the back of the group.
<+sonoci> Parkus was wide-eyed. "Huh, those leaves really do have everything."
<+sonoci> While Parkus was shaken violently by a distraught Gin, I looked at the Giri fairy with a pleading look. "Are you sure that's all it says?"
<+A-Random-Gin>
<+sonoci> The Giri fairy looked sympathetic, but she nodded. "That's all it says."
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<+sonoci> A little disappointed, I asked, "What about me? What does the sonoci leaf say?"
<+A-Random-Vermouth> Kleene knows my secret lovers
<+sonoci> Suu-chan seemed interested as she stepped up beside me.
<+sonoci> The Giri fairy nodded pleasantly and headed into the branches again. I wasn't that confident my leaf would yield anything, but I had to be sure.
<+sonoci> Hell, maybe the tree hadn't been updated yet. There were always possibilities.
<+sonoci> Returning, the Giri fairy had a look of confusion upon her face. This worried me. However, worry wasn't going to stop me from finding the truth.
<+sonoci> "What does it say?"
<+sonoci> "Uh, well..." The Giri fairy hesitated. The others probably thought I might also have some secret lovers, but I knew that wasn't the case. Whatever was troubling the fairy was something else.
<+sonoci> After a bunch of stalling the fairy finally red the leaf. "Sonoci...is the child of everyone."
<+sonoci> "...huh." was the unanimous reply
<+pandakitty> But we already all knew that!
<+Suutashi> That we did
<+sonoci> "How is that even possible?" somebody said.
<+sonoci> The Giri fairy shrugged, "I just read the leaves, don't ask me."
<+sonoci> pofa spoke up to panda and Suu-chan. "You guys must be thinking the future, this is in the past."
<+pandakitty> pffff
<+sonoci> In my state of confusion at the leaf's message, I barely heard anything. The Child of Everyone...did that mean the similarities between me and Parkus were just that of a father to a daughter?
<+sonoci> No, it was something different than that. Something more.
<+sonoci> Determined, I stared at the Giri fairy. "That can't be all that there is. Are you sure the leaves are...up-to-date?"
<+sonoci> I didn't expect much, but the Giri fairy actually reacted. "Now that you mention it, there are a few leaves scattered about the thread plants."
<+sonoci> "I've been meaning to go get them and add them to the tree but..." she smiled at Soupy, "...I've been...busy."
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<+sonoci> No sooner had she finished did I dart off. The thread plants of the Family tree weren't that large, certainly not as much as the OMM ones. It wouldn't take long to find a lead.
<+sonoci> ...if there was one.
<+sonoci> The first few page acres held no clues. However, when we were reaching the last two, in acre 22, the wind began to blow.
<+A-Random-Vermouth> ooo
<+sonoci> Again, I heard a whisper. It was too soft, though, and I couldn't hear it clearly. That is, until the leaf appeared.
<+sonoci> Grabbing it, I stared at the little vein letters.
<+sonoci> "I found it!!"
<+sonoci> Written write there, plain as day:
<+sonoci> "Parkus...I mean, Parkur is me.
<+sonoci> "It's been established by many clues. It cannot be denied anymore. :X ~sonoci"
<+pandakitty> :C
<+sonoci> Taking the leaf into hand, Parkus grinned. "Hey, here it is! We're the same person, we've gotta be!"
<+sonoci> Disappointed at panda's point (or having a delayed reaction, I'm not sure) Parkus soon pouted.
<+pandakitty> P:
<+sonoci> Distressed to see him purse his lips like that, I began to think. Oddly, it came to me really quickly.
<+sonoci> "Parkus is the dark side, and I'm the good side. Sometimes we hang at the middle ground. It's also how I'm everyone's child.
<+sonoci> "If I were just me, I'd be everyone's daughter. But, with Parkus being me too, the son part is added, thus...everyone's child."
<+sonoci> It all added up and the answers were clear.
<+sonoci> At least, as much as they could be.
<+sonoci> Unrelated, kkslider is also apparently me, according to the Giri fairy
<@Parkur> that makes sense in a very twisted and disturbing way
<+sonoci> But that doesn't have anything to do with this at all
<+sonoci> I decided it was about time we used our rented games that we got so long ago. After all, with MK already used to destroy the countdownbot, the other games would feel left out
<+sonoci> THE
<+sonoci> END
<+sonoci> <3[/spoiler]

[sonoci]

Another awesome logging from the Parkus \o/

[Conia]

[spoiler=Roadtrip Adventure][01:03] sonoci With the lyrical dissonance of Wishes by Superchick playing on my mp3, I walked down an extremely street
[01:03] sonoci Don't ask why, that's just one of those plot holes you'll have to deal with
[01:03] sonoci Like the ones I kept tripping over
[01:03] sonoci As my footsteps echoed outside of my happy little world, the air began to cool
[01:04] sonoci Something was there, lurking
[01:04] sonoci And it wasn't the good lurk like Conia, it was that bad lurk like "IMA GONNA KILL JOO" but actually threatening
[01:05] sonoci Even through my happy music, I could feel the atmosphere begin to seep into me, through my bunny hood
[01:05] sonoci ...aka hoodie, for those unaware
[01:05] sonoci My happy song stopped and the fear really began to sink in
[01:05] Ganondork Cameo'd \o/
[01:05] sonoci What was it that was sneaking about in the shadows?
[01:06] sonoci Clichely, I was standing under one of those streetlights and, also very cliche, it started to burn out
[01:06] sonoci Well, genre savvy as I was, I looked around like an idiot calling out "Who's there?" "What's going on?"
[01:06] sonoci I mean, how fun would it be if I were smart and got the ef outta there? No fun at all.
[01:07] sonoci From a nearby alley, I saw a figure approaching.
[01:08] sonoci Also to add tension, I pretended to recognize them in denial. Y'know that "Oh thank god it's you" even though you can't actually see the person
[01:08] sonoci When I called out to them, the response was a ghostly wail
[01:08] sonoci "SOOOOOONOOOOCERSSS"
[01:08] sonoci Oh man, what? I was just pretending, how does this person know
[01:08] sonoci "Oh wait, Judash, don't scare me like that."
[01:09] sonoci On this particularly boring night his methods of trying to hype were falling a bit short. I couldn't exactly blame him
[01:09] sonoci With one earphone in, I asked him what he was doing on a street in the middle of the night
[01:09] sonoci Sure it was hypocritical, but I'm the narrator so I have to know
[01:10] sonoci He told me he was searching for the legendary Goblet of Hype
[01:10] sonoci Now, that sounded interesting as hell and all, but I was getting all prepared for a more spooky tale so I had to tell Judash his journey would have to wait
[01:11] sonoci First he had to be pulled into the darkness by extremely lengthy and bulging hands of doom, then we'd see about that Goblet
[01:11] sonoci Forgetting I was supposed to be freaking out, I got into the act and started to wave my arms around
[01:12] sonoci "Ah! Judash! OMG, what was that? ...Ah oh wait, they don't actually say OMG"
[01:12] sonoci Trying to recall what else happened in usual horror movies, I was interrupted when the hands tried to grab at me
[01:12] sonoci Now, I wanted to make this authentic, but there was no way I was letting those sweaty things near me
[01:13] sonoci I'd much rather get smuggled into the US in a suitcase for pofa's sake
[01:13] sonoci Dropping into a gas station for a slushie in my flight, I tried to think of what to do
[01:14] sonoci In horror stories there ARE often people being alone, but then I can't kill anybody off. I needed some scapegoats
[01:14] sonoci Knowing the perfect candidate, I headed down to the nearest Jack in the Box for the bait
[01:14] sonoci ...and by near I meant a long roadtrip
[01:14] PAbsT- Sleeping now, g'night guys
[01:15] sonoci Peets had been there, but she fell asleep partway through
[01:15] sonoci She looked so peaceful so we left her in the car at one of the stops
[01:15] sonoci But when we came back, she was GONE
[01:15] sonoci ...Who's we?
[01:15] sonoci Just pretend I know
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[01:16] sonoci Though puzzling, I eventually decided that Peets must've just found a way to get back home
[01:16] Princess-Zelda :(
[01:16] sonoci After all, assuming something to be normal is one of the number 1 things to do in a horror scenario
[01:17] sonoci Eureka was still concerned on Peets safety, however, so I made sure to promise her we'd check up later.
[01:17] sonoci Little did I know, there wasn't going to BE a later
[01:17] sonoci ...For I have a bedtime schedule going on here
[01:17] sonoci We drove on, searching for a Jack in the Box.
[01:18] sonoci Recalling Lynz hadn't been to one and (surprisingly) remembering the powers of her magic voice, I thought it'd be a good idea to bring her along
[01:18] sonoci I also went off to find Paradox-kun
[01:19] sonoci He wasn't actually awake and didn't exactly consciously agree to come, but I still haven't gotten "revenge" yet and hey, what better place than now?
[01:19] sonoci Contemplating if I knew how to properly use English, I thought over the facts as they were so far
[01:19] sonoci Judash had been taken away and Peets had disappeared
[01:20] sonoci This time wouldn't be as simple as a common letter connecting the two
[01:20] sonoci Maybe they weren't connected at all
[01:20] sonoci Or maybe they were, let's see how I feel when the time comes
[01:20] Princess-Zelda Maybe its a puzzle!
[01:21] sonoci Possibly influenced by the Layton games she was playing, Eureka set forth an interesting idea
[01:21] sonoci Perhaps it was a puzzle, however...
[01:21] Princess-Zelda \o/
[01:21] sonoci How many picorats was it worth? ...and Hell, where are all the hint coins?
[01:22] sonoci From that moment on, I started tapping everything I saw
[01:22] sonoci I soon stopped though when some locals in the towns we passed by got very irritated
[01:22] sonoci I was lucky my puppy dog eyes worked, otherwise I could've been in trouble
[01:22] sonoci Paradox-kun made a good shield too
[01:22] Puto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHot3R0B ... re=related this just does not work as an opening
[01:22] Puto what are you thinking, korean dubbers ;_;
[01:23] Puto tomorrow is the last time does NOT WORK AS AN OPENING ;_;
[01:23] Parkur OR DOES IT?
[01:23] Parkur ...okay it doesn't :x
[01:23] sonoci Suddenly an add for Korean DC started playing on a sign as we were stopped at a red light
[01:23] sonoci For whatever reason, Puto and Parkus were starring in it
[01:24] sonoci I had to hope it was previously recorded, otherwise I wouldn't know where to find my Parkus when the time came
[01:24] sonoci Deciding that the temptation of JitB would be enough to lure him in from anywhere, I didn't worry about it
[01:24] sonoci What I did worry about was writing that fic
[01:25] sonoci I can't write worth a damn in a car, so that wasn't going anywhere as we drove around the US looking for Jack's
[01:25] sonoci Finally we found one, and going back to what I intended, things were creepy
[01:25] sonoci It was dark, there were no cars, and this strange tune was playing
[01:25] sonoci I told Lynz she should sing, but she didn't feel like it
[01:26] sonoci Can't blame her, I wouldn't want to sing on an empty stomach either
[01:26] sonoci Though afraid, we decided to go inside
[01:26] sonoci Adding to the freakiness, a little bell rang when we opened the door
[01:26] sonoci No one was inside, not even employees
[01:27] sonoci Lynz was not pleased. "How are we supposed to get food if we can't order it?"
[01:27] Lynz reading my mind lol
[01:27] sonoci Eureka was nervous. "Forget that, it doesn't smell like food in here. How are we supposed to get food if there isn't any?"
[01:27] Princess-Zelda \o/
[01:28] Lynz I feel like I'm in the langoliers right now.
[01:28] sonoci "But I do smell something..." Waiting a few moments, I had to put my hand to my mouth when I came to a realization.
[01:28] sonoci It couldn't be what I thought, it couldn't!
[01:28] sonoci ...Though of course it was, that's how these things roll.
[01:28] Princess-Zelda It's blood!
[01:29] Lynz dead bodies?
[01:29] sonoci Running to the freezer room with Eureka and Lynz at my back, I hesitated before opening the door
[01:29] Princess-Zelda 3 girls at a haunted fast food restaurant
[01:29] sonoci Inside, with horrid expressions upon their faces, were Judash and Peets
[01:29] sonoci Obviously they were lifeless, and Lynz put it best "This sucks."
[01:30] sonoci ...until she added "All the meat is frozen. We'll have to wait forever to eat it."
[01:30] Princess-Zelda :(
[01:30] Princess-Zelda PT and Jd- died already
[01:30] sonoci While Lynz had a point and Eureka also seemed disappointed, I was entranced by the bodies
[01:30] sonoci How had they gotten there?
[01:31] sonoci Come to think of it, why were they the only ones? What about the missing employees and townsfolk?
[01:31] sonoci And what about the putrid smell? If they were in a freezer, would it really get so rank?
[01:32] sonoci Then it occurred to me. Rushing back to the main part of the restaurant, I gulped down some fear when I saw my guess had been right
[01:32] sonoci Surrounding the restaurant, zombies of all shapes and sizes were closing in
[01:32] sonoci I didn't know why they didn't come sooner, but hey: zombies are slow
[01:32] sonoci Turning to Lynz and Eureka, I put on an unnecessarily epic face.
[01:33] sonoci "Guys, we're going to have to get extreme."
[01:33] Lynz Yes!
[01:33] sonoci "Like how?" Lynz frowned. "If you think I'm singing to zombies, you've got another thing coming. ...Mainly frozen meat."
[01:33] sonoci "Besides, I wanna kill stuff."
[01:34] sonoci I nodded. "That's exactly what I mean. ...Though, technically they're already dead."
[01:34] sonoci Eureka seemed excited. "Yay! ...But what are we going to get extreme with?"
[01:34] sonoci I couldn't help but grin. "Oh, don't worry: there should be something in one of the plot holes. Just wait as sec."
[01:35] sonoci As I sifted through the various plot holes in the restaurant, the ones outside kept the zombies at bay long enough for me to find just what we needed.
[01:35] sonoci Suiting up into personally fit suits of utter awesomeness during a montage set to Eye of the Tiger, us three got geared and ready to fight
[01:36] sonoci Once that was done, we picked up and equipped any and all of the guns that were well suited to our likes
[01:36] sonoci To top it off, we got some killer sunglasses.
[01:36] sonoci ...no pun intended
[01:36] Princess-Zelda \o/
[01:37] sonoci Ready and posing with our best frowns of seriousness, Eureka posed one interesting question
[01:37] sonoci "...I thought this was going to be horror?"
[01:37] Lynz so shaun of the deadesque
[01:37] sonoci "It was," I grabbed my sunglasses by the rim, "Excuse the language, but."
[01:38] sonoci I lifted up the shades so my eyes could be seen. "amazing that, let's kill some zombies. They've taken over my dreams far too long."
[01:38] sonoci For a split second Conia cameo'd just for the lulz, then we barged out of the restaurant with gusto
[01:38] Ganondork \o/
[01:39] sonoci We of course utilized more than just our guns, kicking zombies' heads off, using their arms as bats...
[01:39] sonoci Heck, we didn't even really use the guns that much
[01:39] Princess-Zelda \o/
[01:40] sonoci It was a battle of epic proportions, each of us getting our share of zombie ownage
[01:40] sonoci Eventually it did get tiring, in the boring sense, so Lynz - learning from my experience - used a plot hole to get a grenade ready
[01:41] sonoci With a grin, she activated it, threw it high, and before the zombies could limp away slowly in retreat, she halted them further with her voice of power
[01:41] sonoci They were all blown to smithereens, us three and the restaurant protected by the plot armor
[01:42] sonoci We thought it was over, and it really felt like it was
[01:42] sonoci But it WASN'T
[01:42] sonoci From behind, before Conia could cameo warn us, a shot rang out
[01:42] Ganondork /o\
[01:42] sonoci She was quick enough to avoid a fatal injury, but Lynz was still caught in the shoulder by the bullet
[01:43] sonoci Immediately Eureka and I went to her side. Conia cameo cowered
[01:44] sonoci The shot came from the restaurant. We couldn't see who it was that had wielded the gun, but something made me think that wouldn't take too long to figure out
[01:44] Princess-Zelda :(
[01:44] sonoci In the empty parking lot, the steps from within the building bounced through the broken windows
[01:44] Princess-Zelda It was Parkur disguised as Akai
[01:44] sonoci Then the bell rang
[01:44] sonoci Eureka's guess fell short
[01:44] sonoci It was Peets and Judash
[01:45] Princess-Zelda :o
[01:45] sonoci It was so obvious: we'd just been obliterating zombies for the last half hour. What was stopping those two from becoming the undead themselves?
[01:45] sonoci I almost felt like crying. I could've saved Judash. We could've saved Peets
[01:46] sonoci They came towards us slowly. I mean, they were zombies, they didn't really have a choice
[01:46] sonoci Lynz couldn't move in her condition, and I doubted she could sing either
[01:46] sonoci Once they got to us, it'd be over: how could we kill our already dead friends?
[01:47] sonoci If only I had some Life Bottles
[01:47] sonoci Things were looking dim, and my mind was running blank on how to get out of the situation
[01:47] sonoci Luckily, I found hope: a plot hole lay nearby
[01:47] sonoci I beamed and reached in, knowing that whatever was inside would somehow help
[01:48] sonoci My hand came up and for the first time, I was flabbergasted by the plot hole's "generosity"
[01:48] sonoci It was just some fancy cup. What was I supposed to do with that?
[01:48] Lynz the hype goblet!!!
[01:49] sonoci Lynz, though still in pain, bravely shouted the answer.
[01:49] sonoci The Judash zombie reacted immediately
[01:49] sonoci He dropped his weapons and tried to hobble faster towards us
[01:50] sonoci Realizing what was happening, I searched for the plot hole nearest to him. Taking aim, I threw it
[01:50] sonoci The goblet I mean
[01:50] sonoci Only wanting that, he kept it in his sights and continued to hobble towards it. Slowly.
[01:50] sonoci It was kind of hilarious
[01:51] sonoci At least it would've been if Peets hadn't blown off Judash's leg.
[01:51] sonoci It had been a misfire and was sort of funny on its own, but still kinda sad
[01:51] Princess-Zelda XD
[01:51] sonoci Though the problem of Judash was out of the way, there was still Peets to deal with.
[01:52] sonoci With the plot hole near us already having been used, I was out of options again
[01:52] sonoci Looking to Eureka, I pouted, "What can we do?"
[01:52] Princess-Zelda :\
[01:53] sonoci Then, tired of just being cameo'd, Conia jumped out from behind his lurk spot and ambushed Peets from behind
[01:53] Lynz oooo I have knives!
[01:53] Ganondork \o/
[01:53] sonoci Luckily cameos can sometimes double as plot holes
[01:53] sonoci Lynz, excited, pulled out the knives she had available and while Conia was stealing the spotlight, she threw them towards Peets
[01:54] sonoci It was a good plan, except the Peets zombie was intelligent
[01:54] Lynz :/
[01:54] Princess-Zelda XD
[01:54] sonoci When she noticed the knives coming she turned and, with Conia on her back, she shielded herself
[01:54] Princess-Zelda :(
[01:54] Ganondork :(
[01:54] Lynz :/ again.
[01:55] sonoci Reminding me of something, I rushed to the car
[01:55] Princess-Zelda pulls out a bat
[01:55] sonoci Hastily opening the trunk, I smiled when I saw Paradox-kun still snoring away
[01:55] sonoci He was the heaviest sleeper, you wouldn't believe
[01:55] sonoci With my lack of upper body strength I was slower than a zombie pulling him out of there
[01:56] sonoci Asking Eureka for her bat, I put Paradox-kun in front of me and made my way towards Peets.
[01:56] sonoci She tried to shoot me, but Paradox-kun, being the man of steel he is, deflected all the shots
[01:56] sonoci ...and remained asleep
[01:57] sonoci Seriously: only guy ever to sleep through a zombie Apocalypse
[01:57] Princess-Zelda Poor Ao-nii
[01:57] sonoci Once I got within range, Peets conveniently needed to reload her gun. As she did this, I clonked her over the head with the bat
[01:57] Princess-Zelda PT killed Conia too...Actually Abs would stop PT
[01:58] sonoci It was supposed to knock her out, but her head fell off. You know how it is: zombies and their frail necks
[01:58] sonoci Just as her head was rolling, Abs crawled out of a plot hole
[01:58] sonoci "Don't worry! I'm here! I got the call I-" he saw the head
[01:58] Lynz awwww
[01:58] sonoci Tears began to accumulate at the corners of his eyes
[01:59] sonoci I threw the bat towards Conia's corpse. "He did it."
[01:59] Princess-Zelda :(
[01:59] Ganondork :(
[01:59] Lynz :/
[01:59] sonoci However, Conia was still alive. In fact, he was perfectly fine. "Hey, don't blame me for that."
[01:59] Princess-Zelda :o
[01:59] sonoci I was confused. "What? How are you fine?"
[01:59] Ganondork :)
[02:00] sonoci Calling my attention to her, Lynz demonstrated. Rolling into a plot hole, she came out another, her wounds completely healed.
[02:00] sonoci Learning from this example, Eureka found a hole near her and successfully brought back Judash
[02:01] sonoci Then Abs, sorrowfully kicking the head near him into a hole, picked his own plot hole and hopefully reached in.
[02:01] Princess-Zelda \o/
[02:01] sonoci There was a smile on his face all the way until Parkus' head popped out
[02:01] Princess-Zelda XD
[02:01] sonoci Holding onto Peets' head, I looked at him. "Looks like ours got mixed up, KC"
[02:02] sonoci Abs could only pout for a short while. After all, his Peets was back. How could he stay pouting for long?
[02:02] sonoci The story was ending, that's why.
[02:02] sonoci What began as horror, devolved into a roadtrip, mixed to a mystery, then finished with zombie fighting, I have to say:
[02:02] sonoci Lynz
[02:02] sonoci Eureka
[02:03] sonoci Let's never go to Jack in the Box again :/
[02:03] sonoci THE END[/spoiler]

[ranger]

Sonoci you are a pretty coo person

-Ranger