Random Poll of the Day! (131)

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Have you ever read the bible?

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Yes, but only because it was part of the school's program.
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29%
Yes, but only because it was part of the school's program.
6
21%
Yes, but soon I became bored and stopped.
3
11%
Yes, but I stopped in the middle.
5
18%
Yes, I read all of it.
6
21%
 
Total votes: 28
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Commi-Ninja » October 21st, 2010, 10:02 pm

I've read all of it, but I couldn't tell you what half of it says.  I just read it to be able to say that I had.  I should probably go back and read it with some actual conviction sometime.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby PhoenixTears » October 21st, 2010, 10:07 pm

Commi-Ninja wrote:I've read all of it, but I couldn't tell you what half of it says.  I just read it to be able to say that I had.  I should probably go back and read it with some actual conviction sometime.
Nah. :-X You know the basic summary.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Shin101 » October 21st, 2010, 10:14 pm

God creates all within 6 days
Adam
Eve
Eve got snaked :P
Adam and Eve got thrown out of Eden
Cain and Abel
Abraham and his descendants
Tower of Babel
Noah

timeskiptimeskiptimeskip

Moses
Ten Plagues
Crossing the Sea
Ten Commandments
Joshua
Job
Jonah

supaaaaaaaaaaaaaah timeskip

Jesus is born etc.
Miracles (water turned to wine, walking on water, commanding nature, feeding lots of people, healing leprosy)
Last Supper
Betrayal
Crucifixion

timeskip

Persecution of the Christians
Steven got stoned to death
Conversion of Paul

timeskipppppzzzzz

I read the whole book of Revelations

That's all I know >.< And I think the chronology's all wrong
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Commi-Ninja » October 21st, 2010, 10:18 pm

You completely left out David and Elijah. :(

Looks somewhat correct. "Persecution of Christians" doesn't really have a specific time, though.
And I'm pretty sure Noah comes before Abraham.  As for Joshua, Job, and Jonah, I haven't got a clue what order those should be in.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Shin101 » October 21st, 2010, 10:20 pm

Commi-Ninja wrote:You completely left out David and Elijah. :(

Looks somewhat correct. "Persecution of Christians" doesn't really have a specific time, though.
And I'm pretty sure Noah comes before Abraham.  As for Joshua, Job, and Jonah, I haven't got a clue what order those should be in.
Oh god (excuse me *coughcough*) I completely forgot those two! And Elisha and Samuel too :(
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Kor » October 21st, 2010, 10:27 pm

shin_ichi01 wrote:God creates all within 6 days
Adam
Eve
Eve got snaked :P
Adam and Eve got thrown out of Eden
Cain and Abel
Abraham and his descendants
Tower of Babel
Noah
timeskiptimeskiptimeskip

Moses
Ten Plagues
Crossing the Sea
Ten Commandments
Joshua
Job
Jonah

supaaaaaaaaaaaaaah timeskip

Jesus is born etc.
Miracles (water turned to wine, walking on water, commanding nature, feeding lots of people, healing leprosy)
Last Supper
Betrayal
Crucifixion

timeskip

Persecution of the Christians
Steven got stoned to death
Conversion of Paul

timeskipppppzzzzz

I read the whole book of Revelations

That's all I know >.< And I think the chronology's all wrong


As long as you're aware of it  :P

This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours

Commi-Ninja wrote:You completely left out David and Elijah. :(


Elijah is the jewish version of Santa Claus  ;D

Commi-Ninja wrote:Looks somewhat correct. "Persecution of Christians" doesn't really have a specific time, though.
And I'm pretty sure Noah comes before Abraham.  As for Joshua, Job, and Jonah, I haven't got a clue what order those should be in.


Joshua came after Moses.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Shin101 » October 21st, 2010, 11:07 pm

Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Kor » October 21st, 2010, 11:08 pm

shin_ichi01 wrote:
Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?


Nope. You will find no Jesus in our bible  ;D
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Shin101 » October 21st, 2010, 11:09 pm

Kor wrote:Nope. You will find no Jesus in our bible  ;D
Less things to worry about, I guess.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Akonyl » October 21st, 2010, 11:10 pm

shin_ichi01 wrote:
Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?

New Testament is a Christian thing. I mean, I doubt that Jews would really want to write in their holy book about how they killed their savior. :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Shin101 » October 21st, 2010, 11:13 pm

LOL, that makes sense.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Kor » October 21st, 2010, 11:14 pm

Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote:
Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?

New Testament is a Christian thing. I mean, I doubt that Jews would really want to write in their holy book about how they killed their savior. :P

You can't blame the romans cause they are gone, but the jews still exist so you put the blame on them.
But blaming a full nation for one man's act, isn't that like blaming all of the americans for the war in Iraq?  :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Akonyl » October 21st, 2010, 11:15 pm

Kor wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote:
Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?

New Testament is a Christian thing. I mean, I doubt that Jews would really want to write in their holy book about how they killed their savior. :P

You can't blame the romans cause they are gone, but the jews still exist so you put the blame on them.
But blaming a full nation for one man's act, isn't that like blaming all of the americans for the war in Iraq?  :P

It may not be correct, but interestingly, both are done. :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Kor » October 21st, 2010, 11:17 pm

Akonyl wrote:
Kor wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote:
Kor wrote:This reminds me that our bible ends much earlier than yours
You mean you don't have the New Testament?

New Testament is a Christian thing. I mean, I doubt that Jews would really want to write in their holy book about how they killed their savior. :P

You can't blame the romans cause they are gone, but the jews still exist so you put the blame on them.
But blaming a full nation for one man's act, isn't that like blaming all of the americans for the war in Iraq?  :P

It may not be correct, but interestingly, both are done. :P

Actually........I agree. It depends though on which side you are.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (131)

Postby Eve » October 21st, 2010, 11:23 pm

Religious = touchy subject :-\
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