Today's Weird Stories...

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Postby Dus » May 30th, 2011, 7:19 am

The Jewish community is actually flourishing, with many immigrants especially from the former Soviet Union. Well, there will always be idiots who like their outdated clichés, in every country.
That's still no excuse for you having been born over here! Why didn't you object to being delivered by a Nazi doctor? God knows how many jews he had killed with those same hands!!!!1111!
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby ProfParanoia » May 30th, 2011, 7:24 am

None of these misunderstandings would have happen if you didn't pay the Japanese to bomb the Titanic.
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Postby Dus » May 30th, 2011, 7:26 am

ProfParanoia wrote:None of these misunderstandings would have happen if you didn't pay the Japanese to bomb the Titanic.

That was actually the Soviet Iceberg navy. And you paid the Amish to make the Hindenburg go BOOM!
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Postby ProfParanoia » May 30th, 2011, 7:29 am

Dus wrote:
ProfParanoia wrote:None of these misunderstandings would have happen if you didn't pay the Japanese to bomb the Titanic.

That was actually the Soviet Iceberg navy. And you paid the Amish to make the Hindenburg go BOOM!
Are you implying the USSR and Nazi Germany aren't the same exact place?

I didn't pay the Amish, I blackmailed them.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Kogorou » May 30th, 2011, 8:17 am

Why do I feel like this is going totally the wrong way.
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Postby Akonyl » May 30th, 2011, 11:12 am

Kogorou wrote:"Oh your are one of the Hi*lerboys, ef off".

I still don't understand what the point of censoring a single letter of a word is.

Ohh, maybe you're actually talking about them calling you a Hillerboy, yeah sorry I'm not much a fan of Hillerboys either, always conspiring with those hills.
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Postby queenmisanagi » May 30th, 2011, 11:25 am

Ignorance. Tsk. The best thing to do is educate these people (if you're patient--link them to reference materials or something) or just ignore them if they're really bugging or insulting you.
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Postby KainTheVampire » May 30th, 2011, 1:11 pm

I ate dinner with mom! :o
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Postby Kor » May 30th, 2011, 1:33 pm

Kogorou wrote:You know what? I hear it everytime I mention that I'm from Germany. "Oh your are one of the Hi*lerboys, ef off".
I dunno but maybe I just meet the wrong type of people online or anywhere but it's all about that war.


The thing about people online, some of those (if not most) people you refer to are probably just trolls from Encyclopedia Dramatica (that's a wikipedia article on the wiki I'm referring to). They are out there to troll and flame you.

EDIT: But now I remember that this girl isn't the worst I have encountered. I have also met a girl who thought that the fact that I'm german is also contradicting the fact that I'm jewish, so therefore I can't be both.
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Postby ProfParanoia » May 30th, 2011, 2:31 pm

Kor wrote:I have also met a girl who thought that the fact that I'm german is also contradicting the fact that I'm jewish, so therefore I can't be both.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby doublemoonlight » May 31st, 2011, 5:28 am

I hate that just because you are a jew people think you can't be german because of WWII... I mean common, Today's German republic dose NOT equal to that dammed Nazi germany in WWII...
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Tanner-kun » June 3rd, 2011, 8:41 pm

I think I'm probably bi. >.>
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Postby Abs. » June 3rd, 2011, 8:56 pm

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Postby PhoenixTears » June 3rd, 2011, 9:20 pm

Tanner-kun wrote:I think I'm probably bi. >.>
The weird part of this story is that he seems unsure. :P
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Postby Tanner-kun » June 3rd, 2011, 10:21 pm

PhoenixTears wrote:
Tanner-kun wrote:I think I'm probably bi. >.>
The weird part of this story is that he seems unsure. :P
I am unsure.I have always thought I was hetero, but when I think about I might be bi. I'm just confused about it.

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