Today's Weird Stories...

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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby nomemory » May 16th, 2011, 5:01 pm

No need, she wasn't groping me or anything, her hands just happened to be where they shouldn't be since she was so drunk.
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Postby Akonyl » May 16th, 2011, 5:03 pm

nomemory wrote:No need, she wasn't groping me or anything, her hands just happened to be where they shouldn't be since she was so drunk.

you sure she was really drunk? Maybe it's like the drunken boxing of groping. :V
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Postby nomemory » May 16th, 2011, 5:04 pm

I'm sure, she could barely stand on her own. and even though she was holding on to me and a classmate she was pretty unstable.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Conia » May 16th, 2011, 5:57 pm

PhoenixTears wrote:Do we need to go beat up the drunk old lady for you, nom? Cause we will.

Fixed ;)
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Callid » May 16th, 2011, 6:16 pm

Conia wrote:
PhoenixTears wrote:Do we need to go beat up the drunk old lady for you, nom? Cause we will.

Fixed ;)
Now, if anyone were to do this, I'd probably be the one responsible for it... :P
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby PhoenixTears » May 29th, 2011, 1:15 am

Today has just been one huge "weird story" since the moment I woke up and could actually remember my dreams. :| (I won't be talking about those, though. Suffice to say my reaction was "wtf?" and a few other colorful words to all of them.)

Weirdest part of the entire day though was just now when I was going through my old FB messages and deleting them. I found one from September of 2009 that I would've sworn I deleted ages ago. Some random creepy dude PMed me this:

[spoiler]"Hello [PT],I saw your beautiful profile and thats why am saying hi,hope you can communicate with me? What part of the world are you from...And how are you doing over there at the moment? I love pets especially dogs and pigeon.I like travelling and playing pool.I would love to share culture with you if you know that you dont mind dear"[/spoiler]

...yeah. I didn't ever reply to him, and he's deleted his FB now, it looks like, but still. :| Little bit creeped out all over again. And why is it that I always seem to attract the creepy dudes? :| :| :|
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby KangarooGirl » May 29th, 2011, 1:39 am

*hugs PT* Yeah, the whole attracting creepy weird guys is something we both have in common, though I haven't had that exact thing happen to me yet *touches wood*

And personally, I think he got his account deleted rather than the other way around :-X
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Abs. » May 29th, 2011, 9:10 am

PhoenixTears wrote:and he's deleted his FB now, it looks like
hopelessidiot wrote:And personally, I think he got his account deleted rather than the other way around :-X

The individual in question has been... Dealt with 8-)

Actually if it weren't for PT's description of "creepy" I woulda thought might have just been some ESL dude looking for a penpal or something
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Kor » May 29th, 2011, 9:39 am

So I talked with a girl from my ensemble, and somewhere along the way, it came up that I was born in Germany. So, what is her comment to that? She simply asked "why?". How does the question "why?" can even come after the sentence "I was born in Germany."? Odd thing is - it's not the first time this has happened to me. Some other brilliant dude couldn't hold his "why?" after I told him that I was born in Germany.
Then of course, I tried to answer that girl, so like any other typical jew, I just asked her back a question "What do you mean "why"?"
the girl: why were you born there?
me: why shouldn't I have been born there?
girl: because it's Germany
me: so......?
girl: you know, the war and all of that stuff
me: You mean - the war from 60 years ago?
girl: yes
me: That was a long time ago, what does it has to do with the 90s?
girl: It's not a safe place for jews
me: You do realize that many jews are living in Germany today quite peacefully, right?
girl: Jews are still living there? I thought they all left

At that point, I actually had to go, so I had to cut the discussion and leave. But........yeah, that girl is stupid.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Callid » May 29th, 2011, 9:52 am

Kor wrote:So I talked with a girl from my ensemble, and somewhere along the way, it came up that I was born in Germany. So, what is her comment to that? She simply asked "why?". How does the question "why?" can even come after the sentence "I was born in Germany."? Odd thing is - it's not the first time this has happened to me. Some other brilliant dude couldn't hold his "why?" after I told him that I was born in Germany.
Then of course, I tried to answer that girl, so like any other typical jew, I just asked her back a question "What do you mean "why"?"
the girl: why were you born there?
me: why shouldn't I have been born there?
girl: because it's Germany
me: so......?
girl: you know, the war and all of that stuff
me: You mean - the war from 60 years ago?
girl: yes
me: That was a long time ago, what does it has to do with the 90s?
girl: It's not a safe place for jews
me: You do realize that many jews are living in Germany today quite peacefully, right?
girl: Jews are still living there? I thought they all left

At that point, I actually had to go, so I had to cut the discussion and leave. But........yeah, that girl is stupid.
Actually, Germany is, except for Israel, probably one of the safest countries in the world for Jews. No minister will ever, in the next 100 years, suggest any law which might only be interpreted as discriminating Jews (because he'll immediately lose his job), and anyone who tries to bully a Jew (at least if that fact is known) will probably have to deal with all the people around interfering :P
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Kor » May 29th, 2011, 10:02 am

Callid wrote:Actually, Germany is, except for Israel, probably one of the safest countries in the world for Jews.


Yeah, I know. I actually feel much safer in Germany than in Israel. There is always the chance of a terrorist attack (well, that's kinda true for every country), and so far, Iran doesn't have any plans to wipe Germany off the map...
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby PhoenixTears » May 29th, 2011, 11:39 am

Abs. wrote:Actually if it weren't for PT's description of "creepy" I woulda thought might have just been some ESL dude looking for a penpal or something
I dunno, something about the whole thing gave me the creeps. Could've been the profile pic, but I actually don't remember what it was now.
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Postby Commi-Ninja » May 29th, 2011, 1:55 pm

He called you 'dear'; it's still creepy.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby nomemory » May 29th, 2011, 4:42 pm

Creepy dudes on the internet is very common, at least I've gathered so from my own experiences. Better to just ignore them or, if they are too creepy, report them.
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Re: Today's Weird Stories...

Postby Kogorou » May 30th, 2011, 7:11 am

Kor wrote:So I talked with a girl from my ensemble, and somewhere along the way, it came up that I was born in Germany. So, what is her comment to that? She simply asked "why?". How does the question "why?" can even come after the sentence "I was born in Germany."? Odd thing is - it's not the first time this has happened to me. Some other brilliant dude couldn't hold his "why?" after I told him that I was born in Germany.
Then of course, I tried to answer that girl, so like any other typical jew, I just asked her back a question "What do you mean "why"?"
the girl: why were you born there?
me: why shouldn't I have been born there?
girl: because it's Germany
me: so......?
girl: you know, the war and all of that stuff
me: You mean - the war from 60 years ago?
girl: yes
me: That was a long time ago, what does it has to do with the 90s?
girl: It's not a safe place for jews
me: You do realize that many jews are living in Germany today quite peacefully, right?
girl: Jews are still living there? I thought they all left

At that point, I actually had to go, so I had to cut the discussion and leave. But........yeah, that girl is stupid.


You know what? I hear it everytime I mention that I'm from Germany. "Oh your are one of the Hi*lerboys, hype off".
I dunno but maybe I just meet the wrong type of people online or anywhere but it's all about that war.

Yeah Germany is a save place for jews now they live here with everyone else why can't some people understand that stuff had changed ?

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