Today's Weird Stories...

[mangaluva]

Okay, still a bit weirded out. I came across an article about Eli Roth (who played the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds) discovering Inglorious Basterds slashfic. His response?

"This is utterly wrong. You stupid people. The Bear Jew would never bottom! He's a topper!"

[Akonyl]

Okay, still a bit weirded out. I came across an article about Eli Roth (who played the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds) discovering Inglorious Basterds slashfic. His response?

"This is utterly wrong. You stupid people. The Bear Jew would never bottom! He's a topper!"

well I mean, it makes sense.

[Callid]

The Emperor of this thread.

Correcting SK.

[nomemory]

The Emperor of this thread.

Correcting SK.

Isn't that more of a Ctrl+V?

[Callid]

The Emperor of this thread.

Correcting SK.

Isn't that more of a Ctrl+V?

Oops, wrong tab

[alicetama]

Okay, still a bit weirded out. I came across an article about Eli Roth (who played the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds) discovering Inglorious Basterds slashfic. His response?

"This is utterly wrong. You stupid people. The Bear Jew would never bottom! He's a topper!"

Wow...

Uh... what's slashfic?

[mangaluva]

Okay, still a bit weirded out. I came across an article about Eli Roth (who played the Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds) discovering Inglorious Basterds slashfic. His response?

"This is utterly wrong. You stupid people. The Bear Jew would never bottom! He's a topper!"

Wow...

Uh... what's slashfic?

Fic about slash couples. A slash couple is a same-sex couple, so it could be man/man or woman/woman, though I think it's more commonly used just to mean man/man. (Since there are only about two women in Inglorious Basterds, it seems that most of its fic is slashfic.)

[Kleene Onigiri]

The really scary part about this? It makes sense!

I think RJ and myself may disagree.

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >..< So I had to wait 1 hour till my brother/mother came home :V

[bluekaitou1412]

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >.<

:o

[Conia]

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >.<

:o

But you are Shinichi and I'm Conan :V

[mangaluva]

When I walked into the kitchen this morning to get breakfast, I glanced out of the window. Sunny, dry, not a cloud in sight. I opened the fridge to root around for the milk. When I closed the door and looked out of the window again, there was thick snow falling with a fine layer already on the ground. WTF?

[Abs.]

^ Time warp.  *nods sagely*

[bluekaitou1412]

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >.<

:o

But you are Shinichi and I'm Conan :V

[Yurikochan]

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >.<

:o

But you are Shinichi and I'm Conan :V

Maybe the roles were switched somehow?

[Conia]

It just means that Yuriko and RJ are Ran and Haibara :x It fits so well it's scary! >.<

:o

But you are Shinichi and I'm Conan :V

Maybe the roles were switched somehow?

Well, I'm not an AiCon and he isn't a ShinRan either, so something in this whole deduction is out of place.