Durians?

[Eve]

http://www.chat11.com/Elephants_Used_To_Ripen_Durian_Fruit

http://everythingindonesia.blogspot.com/2009/01/to-durian-or-not-to-durian.html
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If nobody can't yet convince you about the deliciousness of this fruit, probably trying out the "durian gajah," or the elephant's durian could turn you into a believer. This is the kind of durian that is swallowed in whole by an elephant, and after being ripened (and probably hormonally treated) through the animal's digestive system, is secreted out along with its feces. The resulting fruit is delicious beyond description.. Too bad it's not as easy to come by as the luwak coffee, which has a similar story with this type of durian, since elephants are becoming increasingly rare in the country. Btw, thanks for linking back to me..!

just like Luwak!..

I doubt it's "hormonally treated"

Also, you could consider honey as bee puke too :x And there are a lot of things where you don't want to know how exactly it's done :x

And I'd like to see a case in DC where someone was murdered with a durian as weapon XD

I was thinking about that lmfao. Killing someone and then eating the evidence. I always thought, why not? Beat someone with a lamb shank, cook it up and then eat it or something like that lol.

And the criminals need to use mooooar bleach to clean up the blood.

We read a short story in English class where a woman killed her husband with a lamb shank, cooked it and fed it to the police force.

You couldn't eat the durian's shell and that's where all the blood will be. (Damn you, Wikipedia, see what you did to poor Kleene there?)

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.

...... Are you saying that you'll monitor the ...elephant's......just to wait for it to come out XD?

[Dus]

http://www.chat11.com/Elephants_Used_To_Ripen_Durian_Fruit

http://everythingindonesia.blogspot.com/2009/01/to-durian-or-not-to-durian.html
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If nobody can't yet convince you about the deliciousness of this fruit, probably trying out the "durian gajah," or the elephant's durian could turn you into a believer. This is the kind of durian that is swallowed in whole by an elephant, and after being ripened (and probably hormonally treated) through the animal's digestive system, is secreted out along with its feces. The resulting fruit is delicious beyond description.. Too bad it's not as easy to come by as the luwak coffee, which has a similar story with this type of durian, since elephants are becoming increasingly rare in the country. Btw, thanks for linking back to me..!

just like Luwak!..

I doubt it's "hormonally treated"

Also, you could consider honey as bee puke too :x And there are a lot of things where you don't want to know how exactly it's done :x

And I'd like to see a case in DC where someone was murdered with a durian as weapon XD

I was thinking about that lmfao. Killing someone and then eating the evidence. I always thought, why not? Beat someone with a lamb shank, cook it up and then eat it or something like that lol.

And the criminals need to use mooooar bleach to clean up the blood.

We read a short story in English class where a woman killed her husband with a lamb shank, cooked it and fed it to the police force.

You couldn't eat the durian's shell and that's where all the blood will be. (Damn you, Wikipedia, see what you did to poor Kleene there?)

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.

...... Are you saying that you'll monitor the ...elephant's......just to wait for it to come out XD?

Well, you got to have an elephant around for this plan to work. And if you want to eat the durian after you have been cleared from suspicion you'll have to track the elephant down (or rather: his poo).

[Eve]

http://www.chat11.com/Elephants_Used_To_Ripen_Durian_Fruit

http://everythingindonesia.blogspot.com/2009/01/to-durian-or-not-to-durian.html
Read the comment

If nobody can't yet convince you about the deliciousness of this fruit, probably trying out the "durian gajah," or the elephant's durian could turn you into a believer. This is the kind of durian that is swallowed in whole by an elephant, and after being ripened (and probably hormonally treated) through the animal's digestive system, is secreted out along with its feces. The resulting fruit is delicious beyond description.. Too bad it's not as easy to come by as the luwak coffee, which has a similar story with this type of durian, since elephants are becoming increasingly rare in the country. Btw, thanks for linking back to me..!

just like Luwak!..

I doubt it's "hormonally treated"

Also, you could consider honey as bee puke too :x And there are a lot of things where you don't want to know how exactly it's done :x

And I'd like to see a case in DC where someone was murdered with a durian as weapon XD

I was thinking about that lmfao. Killing someone and then eating the evidence. I always thought, why not? Beat someone with a lamb shank, cook it up and then eat it or something like that lol.

And the criminals need to use mooooar bleach to clean up the blood.

We read a short story in English class where a woman killed her husband with a lamb shank, cooked it and fed it to the police force.

You couldn't eat the durian's shell and that's where all the blood will be. (Damn you, Wikipedia, see what you did to poor Kleene there?)

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.

...... Are you saying that you'll monitor the ...elephant's......just to wait for it to come out XD?

Well, you got to have an elephant around for this plan to work. And if you want to eat the durian after you have been cleared from suspicion you'll have to track the elephant down (or rather: his poo).

So in other words, you'll need to be in a tropical zoo,

[Dus]

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.

...... Are you saying that you'll monitor the ...elephant's......just to wait for it to come out XD?

Well, you got to have an elephant around for this plan to work. And if you want to eat the durian after you have been cleared from suspicion you'll have to track the elephant down (or rather: his poo).

So in other words, you'll need to be in a tropical zoo,

It's not very likely this murder plot will ever be used in DC. 

[Eve]

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.

...... Are you saying that you'll monitor the ...elephant's......just to wait for it to come out XD?

Well, you got to have an elephant around for this plan to work. And if you want to eat the durian after you have been cleared from suspicion you'll have to track the elephant down (or rather: his poo).

So in other words, you'll need to be in a tropical zoo,

It's not very likely this murder plot will ever be used in DC. 

You know, Conan might have to swim back, maybe he'll stray to indo or Singapore

[Dus]

Maybe he'll have to walk back to Japan? (And swim the last bit).
I like that.

[Eve]

Maybe he'll have to walk back to Japan? (And swim the last bit).
I like that.

yep yep, it could work after all

[Kleene Onigiri]

I'm not sure how hard the shell is. But you could cook it, then mix it up and flush down the toilet And a stinking toilet isn't sooo strange XD

[Crap4869]

In case of durian being used as the weapon: "Strange.... the victim... stinks...."

I seriously LOLed at this! 
Well you don't need to be in such trouble. I mean, once the durian is ingested by the elephant, it'll likely be alot cleaner. (not literally of course, how can something be cleaner when it's put into poo? Well I mean cleaner in the sense that the blood might not be as easily detected, and all traces of the murderer is gone.) You can just ignore the elephant and let it go.

Even so, having an elephant around means another thing.
Why not just use the elephant itself? It might be easier disguising a murder using accidents (*the elephant just went berserk trampling that idiot to death!* D:) rather than using a durian as weapon. Just a thought, of course.

[Walbuls]

Seen it plenty on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman, it smells like rotting onions baking in a sweaty gym sock according to the show lol

[baka1412]

I've just remembered that rotten (or at least an over-ripe) durians were one of the common food challenge on the TV show "Fear Factor"

[Dus]

In case of durian being used as the weapon: "Strange.... the victim... stinks...."

I seriously LOLed at this! 
Well you don't need to be in such trouble. I mean, once the durian is ingested by the elephant, it'll likely be alot cleaner. (not literally of course, how can something be cleaner when it's put into poo? Well I mean cleaner in the sense that the blood might not be as easily detected, and all traces of the murderer is gone.) You can just ignore the elephant and let it go.

Even so, having an elephant around means another thing.
Why not just use the elephant itself? It might be easier disguising a murder using accidents (*the elephant just went berserk trampling that idiot to death!* D:) rather than using a durian as weapon. Just a thought, of course.

So you want to drop an elephant on the unsuspecting victim? I like your style.

[Eve]

In case of durian being used as the weapon: "Strange.... the victim... stinks...."

I seriously LOLed at this! 
Well you don't need to be in such trouble. I mean, once the durian is ingested by the elephant, it'll likely be alot cleaner. (not literally of course, how can something be cleaner when it's put into poo? Well I mean cleaner in the sense that the blood might not be as easily detected, and all traces of the murderer is gone.) You can just ignore the elephant and let it go.

Even so, having an elephant around means another thing.
Why not just use the elephant itself? It might be easier disguising a murder using accidents (*the elephant just went berserk trampling that idiot to death!* D:) rather than using a durian as weapon. Just a thought, of course.

So you want to drop an elephant on the unsuspecting victim? I like your style.

Of course... b/c that wouldn't leave any trace at all

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And I'd like to see a case in DC where someone was murdered with a durian as weapon XD

I was thinking about that lmfao. Killing someone and then eating the evidence. I always thought, why not? Beat someone with a lamb shank, cook it up and then eat it or something like that lol.

And the criminals need to use mooooar bleach to clean up the blood.

We read a short story in English class where a woman killed her husband with a lamb shank, cooked it and fed it to the police force.

You couldn't eat the durian's shell and that's where all the blood will be. (Damn you, Wikipedia, see what you did to poor Kleene there?)

LOL.... I wouldn't eat the durian's shell either way

That's my whole point! You can't make the murder weapon vanish unless you eat the shell! You could, however, feed it to an elephant, then it's gone for quite some time. Afterwards you can eat it and it will be the most delicious weapon you have ever tasted.
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The murder would go well with the elephant and the durian... but that'd be copyright material from Edgar Allan Poe. He wrote some horrifying stories.

I'd get so dizzy that I have to lie down every time I'm near the artificial smell of durian. So if you put that near me, I might as well be dead. You don't even need an elephant