When I smashed my hand into the glass of a door (don't ask) and was delivered to a hospital, a doctor and an intern came to check my wound (rather than "check" I was just being treated as an object for the doctor who only challenged the intern.......he wasn't even my doctor to begin with....).
So the doctor asked the intern: What do we have here?
intern: it's a wound in the hand
doctor: Yes, but what is the wound?
intern: it's in the hand
The future of doctors ladies and gentlemen! These people will take care of you!








