how many fist fight have you been in your life?¿

[Aluecard]

well me   so far 503  and still  counting  mostly   weth gangters  looking   2 pick a fight for no reason
  and i say i am a calm person     like  2 make me   get tick off you gara  hit me at least say 2 or 4 time then i take it as a threat
and i go all out .   and this are random fights  wen i  not working and trying 2 have a good time weth my friends 
but most of the time    is eathere a  boxiing mach weth a  cus or friend 

[Aluecard]

Bullshit.

anger much  or do you just need 2 blow off sum steam or do you just  plane hate me  i dont
know  what up weth you  Ed    if i  say sumting 2 tick you off i am soory bro
  wen you  born  and  lived in Mexico  fist  Fights  are not that hard 2 come by 
trust me    on that 1

[LymphatusDjarno]

After getting into 503 fist fights, it's time to take a long hard look in the mirror and say to yourself "Maybe I'm at fault here." Are you a boxer or something similar? Otherwise getting into a fight every other week is kind of strange. What's stranger is you keep track of how many fights you've been in.

I can't say I've ever been in a fist fight. I've been punched a couple of times (I deserved it everytime) but I've never exchanged multiple blows with someone. Maybe I'm missing out. I prefer to make shallow verbal jabs at someone about their shortcomings and insecurities over long periods of time slowing bolstering their neuroses until they reach an emotional breakdown from which they will only recover after years of therapy. That's right, I take the high road.

If I were about to be attacked by a Mexican gangster, I'd threaten to call la migra. I guess that doesn't work in Mexico though.

[Aluecard]

kung fu and kick boxing  and sum time just normal plane boxing mostly  on  on the weekend  and weth friend  or sum time  wen i run into  truble
or write now not that muche  sence i just moved still looking for  a  new Gym  2 stay in shape

By aluecard at 2008-05-07
 

still working on my six pack 
almost there

[EricAnimeFreak]

Remind me of a young chad from Bleach..... I mostly faught as a kid, heck i gave 3 kids bloody nosses in kindergarden... I'll have you know i didnt start fights, i had a bloody nose, after they punched me for no reason.... Then again i remeber back in 3rd grade when i use to fight 6th graders.... What resulted was 6 on 1 after i beet them all 1vs 1.... Sounds alot like Wow gankers right? lol....

I like to feel i am more mature now and havent faught anyone since like 4th grade.... Though many times i tried to instigate fights in highschool... Certain people pissed me off and bullied me a bit, but i always tried to get them to start a fight to mop the floor with them... I only manged to do it twice.... Once when i was trying to hand in a paper, the kid wopuldn't move, i told the teacher to ask him to move, told the kid i would start to move... He didn't move by his own convenice, but he did end up moving to the floor, another time i tripped him when he was running in the halls, both times teachers some me do it, and i was told my the teacher, good job.... lol, they didnt much like that kid either....

Yup heartwarming tales of Eric.......

[rajhaziel]

Fist fights or just fights? Either way. In kindegarten I stabbed this kid name Hunter Green in the back with the ink pen I had borrowed from him 2 minutes earlier, got sent to the office and yelled at thats it. We was still best friends after that too. I didnt get in many fights during school, my brother had made a name for himself and kids was afraid to get near me, but there was this one time when my friend who didnt know who my family was threaten to kill my brothers family and one day I was leaving school and seen my dad, brother and like 20 other people. And my friend Tommy was in the middle of it. I'm still scarred by what my Dad said to him. "If you want to threaten my family, I got a surprise for you in the back of my truck." Vice principal called cops and had all of removed from grounds. hahaha There was this one time my brother got in a fight in the front yard and this wrestler guy from school kneed him in the balls. The next day my brother said he'd pick me up from school and at the end of the day he had him cornered and beat the shit out of him until the vice principal called the cops and we bolted. The next day he was dropping me off at school and the vp said he wasnt allowed on the grounds and my brother said "hype off you .... I'm dropping my brother off so shut the hype up."(Dont remember all of it) I laughed so damn hard. But I got into a few fights, I was hit by a girl and my friends brother was following us around in the school cafeteria mocking me and I just snapped, I turned around and hit him once in the gut. It's true you know, they do fall at the gut. He crawled away crying. His brother wouldnt do anything to me since he knew he deserved it. But the next fight was worse with this guy he turned around in the middle of our fight and I punched him in the hardest part of the back of his head and broke my pinky(Metal pin surgery etc... gay!) but I broke his elbow, I grabbed his arm and snapped it, pushed him to the ground and laughed as he was crying his way to the office. In the next class I was the talk between the 7th graders blah blah, teacher was suspicious of me and started asking questions, I just denied all of it while not bring my hand out of my pocket. Never got caught for that one. The one time I got caught was with this kid Chris Horvii(Sp?) lol little shrimp bitch cry baby. We was on the same soccer team for 3 years and his mom was the coach well I quit the team cause she was a bitch and in 8th grade this lil bitch talks crap to me, I had anger management at this point and I ignored him until he and his dike friends started talking shit one day and they got in my face i turned around with my bag and walked off but on the way back to the tree I hanged around at they just sat there I came back without my bookbag and was talking to my friends and Chris was saying how I wouldnt do anything to him cause he had his protectors. Oh how wrong, He pushed me and the teacher saw it and I looked at her and said it's alright, she walked off and then he had to push me again, I barely losing my footing and I push him back he falls to the ground and at this time his dike friends ran to the teacher and when they get there here I am on top this lil bitch beating the living energy out of odly shaped head. The teacher pulled us apart and was holding me I told her to let go that I was done, and she believed me I jumped right back on this guy kicking him in the face stomping on him and putting my fist through the middle of his head or that how it was gonna be until he rolled, lucky him I probably would of broke him there. How was we punished... In office suspension his mom is a teacher and cant take off work to watch him. lol My parents were pissed but glad I beat him up they hated him too. Dad always said dont get in a fight you cant win, don't throw a punch unless you're ready for what comes next and you better win. No more fights in junior high, next high school, I had learned a few pressure points and this guy who was picking on me was in front of the class writing on the board and I walked past him got a kleenex and on my way back he wouldnt move I looked at the teacher and I placed my hand on his shoulder next thing he knew he was crying on the floor and the teacher was like u okay? She didnt see me push all she saw was my hand pat him on the shoulder. Muahaha, no fights since then but I almost got into a fight when these wanna be gangsta was picking on the crowd I hanged with, I jumped in cause I knew both of them crowds, was like "Maurice, just back off man, he aint worth it. I dont want to fight both of yall and you dont want me involved either take this shit out of my sight or I'll be involved." He didnt believe me and started a fight which I got in the middle of and stopped b4 it got out of hand and people got reprimanded. They fought but it was when I was out sick(Pay day!!!) rambling done.. jya na

[Aluecard]

DAm rajhaziel you shude join a boxing club and inc helps alot weth anger managemnt prob cus you  blow alot  of strees while beating the shit out of your opent and you feel alive  . oh    and nice long story you give me 2 read-  dam  pinky broken  that gara hert  so far i broken arms and legs but not pinky    and  almost a rib 

[rajhaziel]

I was put in anger management in 5th grade. Oh reminds me, that this kid Richard Kutz (in 5th grade) he always bragged and bragged about being a black belt, and he really was. It was a day I went with his class to play softball, we wern't getting along too well cause he liked to talk shit about me to my best friend who ended up taking his side earlier on. So we was playing some ball and we was on the same team, I was just standing there bored as hype, not a single ball was coming to me, and he just so happened to walk up and smart off, well me being bored I smarted off back and he started saying my name in a disrespectful way, my name is Anthony and he liked to say Anferphne he said it, and said it, and said it, right in my face so I just took the liberty of removing the 4 eyed funk at a black belt just got laid out on the dirt by a white belt no competition competing kid. One hit and he was out cold. He just fell limp to the ground glasses well needless to say he wasnt wearing them anymore, whats best I got away with it cause the teacher saw me try to ignore it. (I'm still a white belt to this day but don't let that fool you. Up until I was forced to quit going I was hanging with everyone else, my brother was a purple belt and I was par with him. I just didnt like being in front of all them people. So i never competed. It didnt stop him from say my name like that but he never got within reach when he was saying it after that day. The look on his face when I told him i was a white belt... hahaha) Which brings me to another story. My brother never lost until one day I was helping him demonstrate something dont remember what but after that he was doing his bouts until he got to this korean girl or something. I blinked and the match was over! She jumped in the air kicked him 3 different times before landing. I never let him forget that.

[Eve]

Hmmm..... 2? My Special Welcome back present , Revival of his old thread

[ProfParanoia]

None really, I threaten people but never actually start fights. If someone tries to fight me I walk off and if they attack I throw them to the ground then walk off.

[Akonyl]

a few back in elementary school and maybe middle school. Not gonna lie, I was kind of an ass back then. *insert "I don't see any difference!" comment here*

I could have gotten in one when some friends of mine decided to get a "let's gte minimum-padding boxing gloves and get in fights with each other" group thing going, but none of them wanted to fight me for some reason because they were all like "nah man I don't wanna get beat up by you", which was confusing because I definitely wasn't the strongest one there. D:

[Shin101]

Fistfight? Naah, I don't use my fists when fighting Just kidding.

I had been in a lot of catfights, it usually ends up with me kicking my opponent in the stomach. People in our school say it's my signature move and they dubbed it the "Azu flying kick"  There was this one time I kicked blue-niichan for bringing home his girlfriend that I really really disliked. He got stomachache for 2 days. (I also got scolded for 2 days straight.)

It's a different matter altogether when I get on a fight with other boys. They usually get a slap or a punch.

[ProfParanoia]

My cousins would always try to fight me a few years back. Their attempts were pitiful.

[kkslider5552000]

I can only think of 2.

Everyone is too scared to attempt to make it 3.

[ShiraKiryuu]

2. Both in grade school.