Ao-kun and RJ Divorce Thread?

[PhoenixTears]

You are trying to fatten him so you can eat him! I see your game.

Wait--what? D:

Really? News to me. And here I thought my cannibalism was limited to small children...

I mean... uh... well, this is awkward.

[bluekaitou1412]

You are trying to fatten him so you can eat him! I see your game.

Wait--what? D:

Really? News to me. And here I thought my cannibalism was limited to small children...

I mean... uh... well, this is awkward.

D:

I-I-I trusted you!

[Commi-Ninja]

You are trying to fatten him so you can eat him! I see your game.

Wait--what? D:

Really? News to me. And here I thought my cannibalism was limited to small children...

I mean... uh... well, this is awkward.

D:

I-I-I trusted you!

Don't worry.  I'll go lock her in her cage, where she won't be able to get to you.

[bluekaitou1412]

I...I..I promise myself I won't trust anyone again! First Khinkhun and then you, PhoenixTears... You're only kind to me because you have those sick ulterior motives! You psycho! *sobs*

[PhoenixTears]

I...I..I promise myself I won't trust anyone again! First Khinkhun and then you, PhoenixTears... You're only kind to me because you have those sick ulterior motives! You psycho! *sobs*

But I promise it's only small children I eat! Unless you're a small child, you're absolutely safe! I used the food to cheer you up, not fatten you up! D:

And I even brought your cat home for you!

[bluekaitou1412]

I...I..I promise myself I won't trust anyone again! First Khinkhun and then you, PhoenixTears... You're only kind to me because you have those sick ulterior motives! You psycho! *sobs*

But I promise it's only small children I eat! Unless you're a small child, you're absolutely safe! I used the food to cheer you up, not fatten you up! D:

And I even brought your cat home for you!

Lies! All of it were lies!

...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *attempts to jump off from the 5th floor of his house*

[Commi-Ninja]

No!

*stops BK from jumping*

[Eve]

I...I..I promise myself I won't trust anyone again! First Khinkhun and then you, PhoenixTears... You're only kind to me because you have those sick ulterior motives! You psycho! *sobs*

But I promise it's only small children I eat! Unless you're a small child, you're absolutely safe! I used the food to cheer you up, not fatten you up! D:

And I even brought your cat home for you!

Lies! All of it were lies!

...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *attempts to jump off from the 5th floor of his house*

Talking about someone when they're not here eh?

Spoiler: There's a cake for this thread too ^^

Spoiler: why you need to reconsider

Divorce settlements can be costly, especially for the rich and famous. Here are a few examples.

Steven Spielberg’s first marriage had a prenuptial agreement, but as it was written on a napkin and there was no legal representation present, the pre-nuptial agreement was deemed null and void with Amy Irving receiving around $100 million in 1989.

Harrison Ford’s first wife Melissa Mathison received around $85 million in their divorce.

Cindy Silva was married to Kevin Costner for 16 years and in the end, she received an estimated $80 million.

James Cameron and Linda Hamilton’s divorce gave her an estimated $50 million.

Michael Douglas had to give up around $45 million to his first wife Diandra.

At the time of Lionel Richie and second wife Diane's divorce, Diane received an estimated $20 million.

Mick Jagger’s wife Jerry Hall only received between $15 million and $25 million since Mick challenged the legality of the wedding in 1990 in which he received an annulment.
Ready to give away half of your assets? LOL

[bluekaitou1412]

I...I..I promise myself I won't trust anyone again! First Khinkhun and then you, PhoenixTears... You're only kind to me because you have those sick ulterior motives! You psycho! *sobs*

But I promise it's only small children I eat! Unless you're a small child, you're absolutely safe! I used the food to cheer you up, not fatten you up! D:

And I even brought your cat home for you!

Lies! All of it were lies!

...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *attempts to jump off from the 5th floor of his house*

Talking about someone when they're not here eh?

Spoiler: There's a cake for this thread too ^^

Spoiler: why you need to reconsider

Divorce settlements can be costly, especially for the rich and famous. Here are a few examples.

Steven Spielberg’s first marriage had a prenuptial agreement, but as it was written on a napkin and there was no legal representation present, the pre-nuptial agreement was deemed null and void with Amy Irving receiving around $100 million in 1989.

Harrison Ford’s first wife Melissa Mathison received around $85 million in their divorce.

Cindy Silva was married to Kevin Costner for 16 years and in the end, she received an estimated $80 million.

James Cameron and Linda Hamilton’s divorce gave her an estimated $50 million.

Michael Douglas had to give up around $45 million to his first wife Diandra.

At the time of Lionel Richie and second wife Diane's divorce, Diane received an estimated $20 million.

Mick Jagger’s wife Jerry Hall only received between $15 million and $25 million since Mick challenged the legality of the wedding in 1990 in which he received an annulment.
Ready to give away half of your assets? LOL

I don't need your opinion, thank you. I know how costly it is. I don't want anything from you, you hear? NOW GET OUT!

[Eve]

*pops in* Divorce is likely to be followed by remarriage (5 of 6 men remarry within 1-3 years; 3 out of 4 divorced women remarry; women stay single 5 years or more before remarriage; many decide they won’t marry again), but unless the issues of the previous marriage are dealt with problems will continue. *Runs*

[bluekaitou1412]

*pops in* Divorce is likely to be followed by remarriage (5 of 6 men remarry within 1-3 years; 3 out of 4 divorced women remarry; women stay single 5 years or more before remarriage; many decide they won’t marry again), but unless the issues of the previous marriage are dealt with problems will continue. *Runs*

Aaaaahhhh! I've had enough! *slits wrist* *dies*

[Commi-Ninja]

*pops in* Divorce is likely to be followed by remarriage (5 of 6 men remarry within 1-3 years; 3 out of 4 divorced women remarry; women stay single 5 years or more before remarriage; many decide they won’t marry again), but unless the issues of the previous marriage are dealt with problems will continue. *Runs*

Aaaaahhhh! I've had enough! *slits wrist* *dies*

Crap!  What are we gonna tell Girl19?

[nomemory]

*pops in* Divorce is likely to be followed by remarriage (5 of 6 men remarry within 1-3 years; 3 out of 4 divorced women remarry; women stay single 5 years or more before remarriage; many decide they won’t marry again), but unless the issues of the previous marriage are dealt with problems will continue. *Runs*

Aaaaahhhh! I've had enough! *slits wrist* *dies*

Crap!  What are we gonna tell Girl19?

*calls ambulance*

[bluekaitou1412]

*is already dead*

[Eve]

*is already dead*

*Digging a grave for apparent reason at all* Crap, RJ will be mine alone now might not like this