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Just now, I saw a little ant-like insect crawling on my monitor, maybe .5-1cm long. Me, wanting to assert my superiority over this puny insect, took a tissue and attempted to crush it.

But this insect would have none of it. Oh, no. For you see, he was uncrushable. I would say he was ten times stronger than the strongest insect I have fought against, but that would be an understatement. Because this insect's diamond-hard carapace was uncrushable to my grasp, he may as well have been infinitely stronger than all my previous adversaries.

So here I was, grasping this tissue which conceals some bug of unfathomable strength, trying to crush it with all my might. But what was it? What was it that could best Akonyl, scourge of the six-legged? So I slowly unwrap it and look at it.

Inside was a bee. Well, technically it wasn't a bee. It was actually a yellow-jacket wasp. Apparently when they're small, they're really hard to kill. Soon after opening the tissue, it started moving again, so I bound it in my grasp again and flushed it into the abyss. In a thousand years, a better man than me may vanquish the foul demon when it escapes from its watery prison.

But here's the part I don't get. Why is there a wasp in my bedroom? It didn't seem like it was very good at the whole flying thing yet, and my window is closed. So, either it had underwent a tremendous odyssey when I pulled the Charybdis move on it, or somewhere I have bees living in my bedroom.

...bees living in my bedroom.

So yeah if I stop posting I've probably met a horrendously painful death.

Akonyl wrote: So yeah if I stop posting I've probably met a horrendously painful death.

Well... this bear knew you well, Trollshama.

Somebody's feeling a wee bit dramatic today.

Diamond-hard carapace, eh?  Sounds pretty tough.  I hope it doesn't escape from its watery prison prematurely and attack you again.

You have Charybdis in your toilet? 

PhoenixTears wrote: Somebody's feeling a wee bit dramatic today.

Let me ask you a few questions:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

You would be dramatic too if it could be your last day on Earth.

Commi-Ninja wrote: Diamond-hard carapace, eh?  Sounds pretty tough.  I hope it doesn't escape from its watery prison prematurely and attack you again.

true, I shouldn't underestimate this opponent.

pofa wrote: You have Charybdis in your toilet? 

It makes the bathroom a very exciting place.

Let me ask you a few questions, Akonyl:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

The world may never know!

Abs. wrote: Let me ask you a few questions, Akonyl:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

The world may never know!

Well, apparently he does, otherwise he wouldn't be so concerned for his personal safety.

If he knows that he does, and he's concerned for his personal safety, I'm sure there's a couple of phone numbers he can call to ameliorate his concern.

But he doesn't know.

Therein lies the problem.

Perhaps.  Or, maybe, just maybe.... You put a bee in his bedroom to freak him out. 

Commi-Ninja wrote:

Abs. wrote: Let me ask you a few questions, Akonyl:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

The world may never know!

Well, apparently he does, otherwise he wouldn't be so concerned for his personal safety.

Then again, if they're in here the world may never know for sure, because they would have silenced me. It would be up to the DCTP forums to avenge me!

Commi-Ninja wrote: Perhaps.  Or, maybe, just maybe.... You put a bee in his bedroom to freak him out.  

I do not question Abs's ability for making horrors.

i think because people always kill you in night 1 in mafia games made your stress level high....

so please... live longer next time!

xpon wrote: i think because people always kill you in night 1 in mafia games made your stress level high....

so please... live longer next time!

Unless you're BO.  Then we need to lynch you early on....

Akonyl wrote:

PhoenixTears wrote: Somebody's feeling a wee bit dramatic today.

Let me ask you a few questions:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

You would be dramatic too if it could be your last day on Earth.

Nope, can't say that I do. But unless you're highly allergic to bees, then it's probably not your last day on Earth.

Which just means you're being dramatic for the sake of being dramatic. So: Akonyl is a Drama Queen.

Commi-Ninja wrote:

xpon wrote: i think because people always kill you in night 1 in mafia games made your stress level high....

so please... live longer next time!

Unless you're BO.  Then we need to lynch you early on....

I have so far still proven to be lynch-proof.

PhoenixTears wrote:

Akonyl wrote:

PhoenixTears wrote: Somebody's feeling a wee bit dramatic today.

Let me ask you a few questions:

1) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

2) Do you have bees living in your bedroom?

You would be dramatic too if it could be your last day on Earth.

Nope, can't say that I do. But unless you're highly allergic to bees, then it's probably not your last day on Earth.

Which just means you're being dramatic for the sake of being dramatic. So: Akonyl is a Drama Queen.

I'm not highly allergic no, but a number of bees could still inflict a slight case of death if in large enough quantity.