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[Vylash]

Oh there are other duties involved with being a Mad Scientist, just not things like breaking people up and starting new trends of cutesy nicknames. It's just a secret to the general public what, exactly, those duties are.

Translation: "I brutally murder baby Abses with untested poisons, and genetic restructuring."

We've been over this! I haven't murdered anybody, and I don't plan on changing that now.

...what's that supposed to mean?

i believe you

You'll have to forgive me; I'm a little skeptical of your faith in me, there. The "::)" leads me to think you don't believe me.

what are you talking about? i totally believe you 

[PhoenixTears]

what are you talking about? i totally believe you 

I detect dishonesty.

[Vylash]

what are you talking about? i totally believe you 

I detect dishonesty.

i've never trusted a person more than i trust you right now, why is that so hard for you to believe? 

[PhoenixTears]

what are you talking about? i totally believe you 

I detect dishonesty.

i've never trusted a person more than i trust you right now, why is that so hard for you to believe? 

Mostly because it's coming from you. (But it could also be because every else thinks I'm a murderer - except Abs., I think? - so why not you too?)

[Abs.]

I don't know why, but it's everyone's occasional hobby to accuse you of murdering the Baby Abs.es(TM)

Needless to say, I will not believe them every time this is the case

I am stalking my co-leader 24/7, after all.  If you were to do something like that, I'd know.

[PhoenixTears]

Yeah I noticed that. They need a new hobby. Thank you for your continued faith in me not being a murderer.

Most people would find that creepy. Good thing I'm not most people.

[Vylash]

what are you talking about? i totally believe you 

I detect dishonesty.

i've never trusted a person more than i trust you right now, why is that so hard for you to believe? 

Mostly because it's coming from you. (But it could also be because every else thinks I'm a murderer - except Abs., I think? - so why not you too?)

[PhoenixTears]

to you too, Parkur.

[Vylash]

to you too, Parkur.

thanks, you non-murderer