The JAPAN Domination Comittee

[bluekaitou1412]

Simple strategy. Unleash billions of midges into Japan. They don't like water, so if we stay on boats offshore we'll be fine (maybe we can airdop them in crates that will shatter on hitting the ground, unleashing their annoying cargo). Then we block all shipments of bug spray and anti-itch cream until the government surrenders to us.

But we are IN Japan. So you're saying we're going to move out?

We wait on the JDC battleships offshore. You're telling me we're planning to dominate a country and don't even have any battleships? XDXD

Right. Battleships.

ATTENTION, BASTARDS! WE ARE BOARDING THE BATTLESHIPS!

[bluekaitou1412]

Oh wait-- our other members are still out there on their respective missions. We need to wait for them.

[Commi-Ninja]

Well, those of us that are present could go ahead and board, we just can't leave until the rest of them show up.

[bluekaitou1412]

Well, those of us that are present could go ahead and board, we just can't leave until the rest of them show up.

Okay.

[Laurell]

Reporting for duty, sir! *presents a report*

The mountain laurels and wolfbanes are full-grown! They are now ready for harvesting! We can now make our JDCX 1412(JaDoCoXin 1412)! But we should test it in humans to get a full analysis.

Asking permission to do this, sir!

[Grawwbear]

*Orders the Prot Polar Bears to head on board Ursa Major, their personal battleship.*

[bluekaitou1412]

Reporting for duty, sir! *presents a report*

The mountain laurels and wolfbanes are full-grown! They are now ready for harvesting! We can now make our JDCX 1412(JaDoCoXin 1412)! But we should test it in humans to get a full analysis.

Asking permission to do this, sir!

Granted.

We support your work-- continue and we wish that you'll succeed.

[Commi-Ninja]

Reporting for duty, sir! *presents a report*

The mountain laurels and wolfbanes are full-grown! They are now ready for harvesting! We can now make our JDCX 1412(JaDoCoXin 1412)! But we should test it in humans to get a full analysis.

Asking permission to do this, sir!

Granted.

We support your work-- continue and we wish that you'll succeed.

I can go and find a certain test subject for you, if you wish.

[nomemory]

*A weary and dirty mudkip approaches the ships. As it comes comes closer it is easier to see that it is a strange mudkip, more like someone in disguise*

Hello sir Greensama, I have the Emerald Drake right here, *checks note* Eh no I mean the Azure Dragon? It was a epic search and th... *falls asleep*

[blurfbreg]

From JDC recruitment thread:

Hey, if you really insist on using midges, then we have a problem.

BK's right, just not what I mean. As mangaluva's assistant, I have done some research about midges. It seems Japan already has midges, but they're the cousins of the ones in Scotland. They have nothing to gain to help us, except to destroy their cousin, which I don't think they'd gain from.

What if we genetically mutate midges to make them more of a pest for Japan? Except that we hold the key to stop their infestation and use the midges as a threat to dominate Japan.

I can go and find a certain test subject for you, if you wish.

Please don't let it be Genta. He's a sweet boy.

[Detective Tommy]

-boards the battleship-

I need a drink.

[Commi-Ninja]

From JDC recruitment thread:

Hey, if you really insist on using midges, then we have a problem.

BK's right, just not what I mean. As mangaluva's assistant, I have done some research about midges. It seems Japan already has midges, but they're the cousins of the ones in Scotland. They have nothing to gain to help us, except to destroy their cousin, which I don't think they'd gain from.

What if we genetically mutate midges to make them more of a pest for Japan? Except that we hold the key to stop their infestation and use the midges as a threat to dominate Japan.

I can go and find a certain test subject for you, if you wish.

Please don't let it be Genta. He's a sweet boy.

Here's a hint:  it's not Genta.

Here's another hint:  he's not allowed anywhere near HQ.

[alicetama]

Alicetama reporting, desu!

Mission Status: Complete
Report:

If you were to change the money I collected into the US currency, the amount would be 1 million USD. It was quite easy, fooling them to give me money for the 'charity'. All I had to do act all cute and innocent, and then I would get the money.

So, should I come back to headquarters?

[Detective Tommy]

I'm still waiting for a mission.

[bluekaitou1412]

*A weary and dirty mudkip approaches the ships. As it comes comes closer it is easier to see that it is a strange mudkip, more like someone in disguise*

Hello sir Greensama, I have the Emerald Drake right here, *checks note* Eh no I mean the Azure Dragon? It was a epic search and th... *falls asleep*

*carries nomemory inside the battleship for treatment* You did well, soldier.

Hey, if you really insist on using midges, then we have a problem.

BK's right, just not what I mean. As mangaluva's assistant, I have done some research about midges. It seems Japan already has midges, but they're the cousins of the ones in Scotland. They have nothing to gain to help us, except to destroy their cousin, which I don't think they'd gain from.

What if we genetically mutate midges to make them more of a pest for Japan? Except that we hold the key to stop their infestation and use the midges as a threat to dominate Japan.

I'll let our scientists handle that. We can make use of them, after all.

-boards the battleship-

I need a drink.

Hm? You talking to me?

Alicetama reporting, desu!

Mission Status: Complete
Report:

If you were to change the money I collected into the US currency, the amount would be 1 million USD. It was quite easy, fooling them to give me money for the 'charity'. All I had to do act all cute and innocent, and then I would get the money.

So, should I come back to headquarters?

Good work. Head straight to one of the battleships.