The Meaningless Forum Awards! (2011)

[Akonyl]

*the spotlight shines back on Akonyl, who's holding a results card with his head hanging*

"He... he told me it was a typo, that it was me... that I could have been at the party... THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!"

*Akonyl throws the card down in a huff and it gently floats to the floor*

"*Sigh*...wait, am I on now? It's time? Oh, ff- *AHEM*

...well, in the end, I guess we can't all party all day and live like kings. You know who can, though? Kings! Because, well... yeah! It's only a pipe dream for most of us though... I mean, who would be so lucky to live such a life? Well, it looks like today, we're gonna put an extra crown on someone, for the King or Queen of the General Discussion Board award! I'm not exactly there often enough to say much of the reasonings, but I'll certainly make something up!

The nominees are:
c-square - With Mitsuhiko's deductive prowess, he makes some pretty good deductions! My sources tell me that he's not in elementary school though, so he's not *actually* Mitsuhiko, in case you were wondering.
Chekhov MacGuffin - She doesn't need to be a detective boy to get the right deductions, she just hooks up to her omniscient Gosho-cloned plot-extrapolator to glean all the answers ahead of time forget I said that, such a thing could never exist. Ahaha, what a joker I am.
Conan 48:69 - Without him, how would you ever know what was about to be shown? You wouldn't, and your life would be in shambles.
Conia - I bet he stalks all of the characters in the show to find out what they've been doing.
Jd- - Okay Jd- I forged your name onto this nomination card like you asked please don't ban me pleasepleasepleaseplease
Kor - The resident pollmeister seeks to expand his empire to the General Discussion board!
kkslider5552000 - Because in the end, who can resist a dog playing a guitar?
Wakarimashita - I hear if you say his name three times while facing a mirror, a bad censorship filter is summoned and deletes your post. So I'm aiming to only say it twice.

There's a lot of tying going on in this category too, but it's all for third place! A six-way tie, in fact! First and second are alone this time, so there's no makeouts to be spoken of and so there's no party necessary either. Sorry everybody. Anyway, tied for third place, with two votes each, are...

Spoiler:

c-square, Conan 48:69, Conia, Jd-, Kor, and kkslider5552000!

Which only leaves two more contestants! So, hold your breath, because the runner up in second place, and the new ruler of General Discussion, are...

Spoiler:

Wakarimashita with 3 votes, and Chekhov MacGuffin with 5, making Chekhov the Queen of General Discussion! Wooo!

Apologies to the new ruler: I don't actually have a crown for you. My bad.

[Callid]

Seems my prophecy concerning the favourite board turned out to be true

Correction, you said that the top three would be the Off Topic, Games and GD. Do you see the GD in there? No? So I guess you were wrong after all 

Actually no, I said that GD might also be replaced by SD or KID. Which was exactly was happened

[Jd-]

And now... how do we get Chekhov in here to collect her reward?

[mangaluva]

Congratulations, my Queen! Please keep raining your brain-magic down on us XD

PS- I said Wakarimashita's name three times before posting and got error 500 O_O

[Callid]

And now... how do we get Chekhov in here to collect her reward?

That's easy.

Everyone, it's completely obvious! Scar Akai is the true Akai, and Okiya is Bourbon!

See, it's done

[Vylash]

WAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

also Chek!

[mangaluva]

*Manga returns onstage with her makeup running, blowing her nose on her mokomoko-sama*

Ladies, gentlemen and xpon, it is now my sad duty to tell you who is the most missed member of our forum, the absentee members who we long to see once more. If only we could see them just one more time... *starts crying again, turns around, clinking of a bottle and some glugging sounds are heard*
*Manga turns back around with a big smile on her face*

If they ever turn up again, as their prize we have these big boxes of chocolates! But they’ll go off by tomorrow so if they aren’t back by then I’ll just have to ea- erm, buy them some new ones when they do resurface.

Anyhoodle, let’s move on to the people we miss second-most!  *produces very thick envelope* Hmm, we seem to miss a lot of people... *slits open envelope and drops papers on the floor* Gack! There’s so many! Right, their names are... *scrabbles for paper*

Spoiler:

CatBru
Sebolains
Dus

With three votes each! Come back, folks. Your threesomes miss you.

And now... *Wipes eyes on mokomoko-sama* The person that we miss the most, that we long for, that we dream of in the night... is...

Spoiler:

TheBlind!

We miss you... miss you so bad... we don’t forget you... oh it’s so sad... *chased off the stage by hail of bullets as Avril Lavigne music kicks in*

*From offstage* Thank you one and all for your votes and your attention! I hope that next year, all the people that we miss will be in here with us. *rustling of chocolate wrappers is heard*

[Callid]

Something I'm wondering - how many people didn't change their vote after the restrictions were lifted?

[Conia]

*Walks in without bushes this time* And for our next award, we have.... The favourite thread award!

This award is a reward to the people constantly supporting this threads. They hardly die or fall into complete off-topicness, we always see them constantly coming back to the first spot of our unread posts and more than once we check them without looking for new replies, but for old replies that we are looking for.

And the award has a triple first place winners! This must be recorded in the history of MFA awards...

With 6 votes each, the winners are:

The thread where we speak out our mind, where complicated murders are plotted as well as where you'll find a hug or some advice from countless people when you post. The first 1 of our winners is:

Spoiler:

What's on your mind?

The thread, or threads, that we all look for everyday, with new interesting (or not so interesting ) topics to freely tell your opinion about the topic. A big applause to the winner, and a big one for its creator too!

Spoiler:

Random Poll of the Day

Lastly, the thread where almost everything has happened over almost 2 years since it first started! Murders, Lovers, alliances, Best Friends, failed suicides, betrayals, fights for power, Monkey Island, Wal-Mart, lost people, panties, cheating, poisoning, Poker game, Abs., sloppy makeouts, deductions, failed deductions, Conia's failed deductions, and much much more!

The last winner IS:

Spoiler:

Mafia

More to come people, stay right in your seat! *pulls bushes out of his pocket and disappears again*

[Yurikochan]

*The actress comes running in and slips on the floor*

Awwwies I missed the show!

[PT]

Something I'm wondering - how many people didn't change their vote after the restrictions were lifted?

Sebolains and Dus couldn't have been voted for by older members according to the restrictions (yes, I checked).

[Callid]

Something I'm wondering - how many people didn't change their vote after the restrictions were lifted?

Sebolains and Dus couldn't have been voted for by older members according to the restrictions (yes, I checked).

Yeah, the one I'm surprised about is that CatBru, and the fact that TheBlind outdid those two

Also - "Mafia" is a thread?

[PT]

"Mafia" is as much a thread as "Random Poll of the Day"

And CatBru is awesome.

As is TheBlind.

[Conia]

"Mafia" is as much a thread as "Random Poll of the Day"

And CatBru is awesome.

As is TheBlind.

As is Sebs

[PT]

Well, yes. Dus too.

I specific mentioned CatBru and TheBlind because Callid did, though.