Today's Awesome Stories

[Commi-Ninja]

@mangaluva:  I would have loved to see the pregnant lady rip into the manager.

As to the headsets, I haven't had one yet, but I can just imagine all the trouble they'll cause.  And, no, I won't be making inappropriate comments on them (not that anyone would believe it was me anyway).

[PT]

As to the headsets, I haven't had one yet, but I can just imagine all the trouble they'll cause.  And, no, I won't be making inappropriate comments on them (not that anyone would believe it was me anyway).

I would. And they haven't caused any trouble yet. Then again, it's only been two days.

Apparently today officially started the "codenames." XD According to the cashier from yesterday's story and me, the supervisor from yesterday will henceforth be known as "Goldfish" (it's a very fitting name for him) and the cashier is now "Rubber Ducky."

Dunno why he decided on Rubber Ducky, but he told me that he had wanted to say "Rubber Ducky to Goldfish, come in Goldfish" once, but his mouth got ahead of his brain and all we heard over the headset was "...Rubber Ducky?" in a voice that sounded vaguely like a lost little kid. XD

I don't have a codename yet. Told Rubber Ducky that I would think about it and come up with something awesome and let him know the next time I see him. XD

[Conia]

As to the headsets, I haven't had one yet, but I can just imagine all the trouble they'll cause.  And, no, I won't be making inappropriate comments on them (not that anyone would believe it was me anyway).

I would. And they haven't caused any trouble yet. Then again, it's only been two days.

Apparently today officially started the "codenames." XD According to the cashier from yesterday's story and me, the supervisor from yesterday will henceforth be known as "Goldfish" (it's a very fitting name for him) and the cashier is now "Rubber Ducky."

Dunno why he decided on Rubber Ducky, but he told me that he had wanted to say "Rubber Ducky to Goldfish, come in Goldfish" once, but his mouth got ahead of his brain and all we heard over the headset was "...Rubber Ducky?" in a voice that sounded vaguely like a lost little kid. XD

I don't have a codename yet. Told Rubber Ducky that I would think about it and come up with something awesome and let him know the next time I see him. XD

Doesn't rubber duck come from Monkey Island 1? :V

EDIT: I think it was a rubber chicken...

[Akonyl]

EDIT: I think it was a rubber chicken...

I'm pretty sure it was a rubber chicken in Monkey Island, yes, but it hardly came from Monkey Island.

[PT]

Pretty sure he was just feeling random and decided to call himself Rubber Ducky. He's kinda strange. (And awesome.)

[Yurikochan]

Pretty sure he was just feeling random and decided to call himself Rubber Ducky. He's kinda strange. (And awesome.)

Maybe Ernie was his hero. *fights urge to post youtube video of the The Rubber Ducky song*

[PT]

Maybe Ernie was his hero. *fights urge to post youtube video of the The Rubber Ducky song*

XD "Goldfish" was singing that song earlier, actually, just because we told him about Rubber Ducky's codename.

[Yurikochan]

Maybe Ernie was his hero. *fights urge to post youtube video of the The Rubber Ducky song*

XD "Goldfish" was singing that song earlier, actually, just because we told him about Rubber Ducky's codename.

[nomemory]

To fully understand the awesomeness of this story you must know three things: I am fat, I am clumsy and ice is really slippery.

My mom and I had been to the pharmacy and there I bought some freakishly expensive mouthwash and some lotion, after that we went to the liquor shop were we bought some wine. Then she continued to the grocery store and I continued home. I had all of these things in my backpack, which also contained a lot of important papers, my favourite white shirt and my roleplaying papers (more important than the important papers). And on the way home I slipped on a spot of ice, the classical falling down on your back kind of slip. But instead of doing just that I turned around midair and managed to land on my knees, it still hurt but at least the backpack was secure.

[ShiraKiryuu]

To fully understand the awesomeness of this story you must know three things: I am fat, I am clumsy and ice is really slippery.

My mom and I had been to the pharmacy and there I bought some freakishly expensive mouthwash and some lotion, after that we went to the liquor shop were we bought some wine. Then she continued to the grocery store and I continued home. I had all of these things in my backpack, which also contained a lot of important papers, my favourite white shirt and my roleplaying papers (more important than the important papers). And on the way home I slipped on a spot of ice, the classical falling down on your back kind of slip. But instead of doing just that I turned around midair and managed to land on my knees, it still hurt but at least the backpack was secure.

Nice reflexes.

[mangaluva]

This man is awesome. I found him while looking up pics of the Rally to Restore Sanity, and he deserves medals. He better already have medals.



Actually, Jon Stewart in general is awesome. Anybody else remember him getting a whole show choir in to sing "Go F*ck Yourselves, Fox"?

[Akonyl]

I bought some freakishly expensive mouthwash and some lotion,

at first I thought that this said "mouthwash with some lotion" for some reason and I thought that was the most disgusting idea ever. :V

[nomemory]

I bought some freakishly expensive mouthwash and some lotion,

at first I thought that this said "mouthwash with some lotion" for some reason and I thought that was the most disgusting idea ever. :V

Gotta agree with you there, it does sound gross. But they were separate objects and I do not intend to mix them.

[Abs.]

For a minute there nom, I thought this was the "Bad Stories" thread and was all D: D: D:

But yay for saving the goods!    Still about your knee though.

[nomemory]

For a minute there nom, I thought this was the "Bad Stories" thread and was all D: D: D:

But yay for saving the goods!    Still about your knee though.

I am surprisingly unhurt, I have bruises on the knees but that's all. If I had landed on my back I believe it would have hurt a lot more, especially in my wallet D: