The Meaningless Forum Awards! (2011)

[PT]

Congrats!

Joining together in the second place with 6 votes are:

Spoiler:

PhoenixTears and Akonyl

How fitting. V:

Who keeps voting me for this stuff? D:

[Vylash]

Who keeps voting me for this stuff? D:

:x

[mangaluva]

Congratulations, Kor and Conia!

...Wait, does this mean that the Off-Topic board's ruled by coalition? :x

[Kor]

Well, since I kinda won, I guess I could make a speech until the next award.

*clears throat*

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
I'm just a poor bo-





........

yeah, I'm gonna go now.....

[Vylash]

Wait, kor actually won? This isn't like last year is it? :x

[Kor]

This time, I won 
But so did Conia.

[Akonyl]

I lost track of time, gimme a few min 

[Conia]

[me=Conia]kept his King of OT Meaningless Forum Award \o/[/me]

[Akonyl]

*Walks onto the stage slightly late in his pyjamas although he doesn't actually wear pyjamas so*

"Alright, well. It seems that you all loved me so much last year that you demanded to have me back this year. At least, that's what I want to delude myself into thinking so that I can pretend that I won't walk out of here bleeding again. Please refrain from throwing bottles at the stage. Thank you. I'll make this quick for all of our sakes."

*Clears throat*

"Well then, let's get this thing started. Here I am, with an envelope containing the results for voting for the 'Most Random Member' award. It's a pretty thick envelope, so let's see what's inside."

*Fumbles around with the envelope a bit and pulls out the cards*

"...well, this is interesting. It seems that for the three places for this award, there's a grand total of six names. Even more, it seems that there's nobody in third place because of all the tying for first and second. Well, first off, let's read the names, shall we?"

*AHEM*

"The nominees are:
Akonul - A very mysterious fellow. In fact, so mysterious, I don't think I've ever seen him post! Who could call such a fellow random? Unless this was a typo on the card, but that's just silly.
ConanSideWalk - This one's probably a typo though, because ConansSideWalk is definitely the type of person who would be nominated for this category.
Parkur - Man geez who put this guy's name on a card can I throw this one out?
ranger - I would say more about this person, but it is all secrets too secret for the world to know!
Sonoci - Who could say they don't love this lovable person? ...don't kill me, Kleene.
Sstimson - The leader of the Anti-Bourbon movement, can he claim the throne here?!

Now, the award has a whole four people sharing the number two spot, leaving the remaining two nominees to share their spot at #1. So, I say that after the nominees are announced, we leave those two to their sloppy makeouts, while the rest of you run off and go party. Sounds good to me!"

"So, without further adieu, in second place, tied with 3 votes each, are...

Spoiler:

Sonoci, SStimson, ranger, and Akonul!

Wait a minute, that means, the winners, to have sloppy makeouts with eachother, are...

Spoiler:

Parkur and CSW, with 5 votes each?! Oh glorious day, I'm sure you two will be great for each other! Well then, All you second place people can go off and have a party. I dunno where that Akonul guy is, but I'm sure he'll show up sometime.

[Vylash]

...I hate all of you, every single one...omg

[mangaluva]

Congrats, you two! I, uh... don't think makeouts are what's going to happen, unless it looks like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPDQgDs7Mww

[Kor]

This is probably the worst way of finding out you did a typo 

[KainTheVampire]

XD

[Akonyl]

This is probably the worst way of finding out you did a typo 

[mangaluva]

*Some whispering offstage and the thud of an empty shot glass hitting a table*
*Manga appears in her blue dress, trailing mokomoko-sama and Kid monocle*

Good evening, all, and may I say that it’s my very great honour to host the “Favourite Boardâ€