Post by aly_angelflight »
aly_angelflight wrote: [23:36] * CitraZaoldyeck (~[email protected]) has joined #minimafia
[23:36] * Onigiri-Bot sets mode +v CitraZaoldyeckfor #minimafia
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[23:37] xpon?
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[23:37] * xpon ([email protected]) has left #minimafia
[23:37] XD
[23:37] apparently not, citra
Post by aly_angelflight »
I didn't quite see the last 3 comments until just now, considering I closed my laptop at that point. XDxpon wrote: [22:07] * +Aly-chan realizes it's time to go catch the bus now.
[22:07] bye
[22:07] take care
[22:07] have you eat breakfast?
[22:08] Yep.
[22:08] remember to weaken the bus first
[22:08] before you attempt to catch it
[22:09] or it will break free
Post by Kleene Onigiri »
XDxpon wrote: [22:07] * +Aly-chan realizes it's time to go catch the bus now.
[22:07] bye
[22:07] take care
[22:07] have you eat breakfast?
[22:08] Yep.
[22:08] remember to weaken the bus first
[22:08] before you attempt to catch it
[22:09] or it will break free
Post by bluekaitou1412 »
it happen 1 minute before you join!Kleene Onigiri wrote:XDxpon wrote: [22:07] * +Aly-chan realizes it's time to go catch the bus now.
[22:07] bye
[22:07] take care
[22:07] have you eat breakfast?
[22:08] Yep.
[22:08] remember to weaken the bus first
[22:08] before you attempt to catch it
[22:09] or it will break free
oh aly :xbluekaitou1412 wrote: 02:34:48: It's funny how many people have given theirselves away to me today.
02:36:02: *cough*
02:36:25: ...
02:37:00: I didn't mean it like *that*.
Post by aly_angelflight »
Post by KangarooGirl »
Parkur wrote:Hopelessidiot, Mafia Therapist
Night action: Council
Day Action: PGT
Interrogation: Young
Items: Forged Therapist Degree, Picture of Lucy from Charlie Brown, Picture of Yurikochan
Observe: Hopeless *shakes head*
Add my FC: 3454-1638-0292[17:56:37] * xpon is a honest liar
\
<3 AWESOME!!Parkur wrote:Spoiler: Sonoci is amazing and this is why[21:28] It started off as a normal day
[21:28] I was just finishing off the eggs my waifu, Parkus, had made
[21:28] \o/
[21:29] Of course, that wasn't all that normal
[21:29] He doesn't cook eggs much
[21:29] I should've seen that something was off
[21:29] * @Parkur remains silent, engrossed in the story
[21:29] But, me being me, in other words, OBLIVIOUS and ADD, I-
[21:29] OH A BUTTERFLY
[21:29] I exclaimed
[21:30] Indeed something had pattered past the window
[21:30] But with my waning eyesight I didn't notice it was actually a bee
[21:30] I don't like them much, so I might've maybe screamed a bit
[21:30] Parkus would've came to my rescue, but he was busy cleaning the dishes
[21:30] Parkus would've came to my rescue, but he was busy cleaning the dishes
[21:30] Another anomaly :X
[21:31] hello all
[21:31] who new?
[21:31] So Akony-er, xpon came instead apparently
[21:31] :x
[21:31] He drove the bee away with his X rated Ayumi x Ai doujins
[21:31] still only park, sonoci and aly in here?
[21:31] I was also driven away
[21:31] yuriko still here?
[21:32] .....
[21:32] Yuriko had run off with Gi-Er Conia, many hours before
[21:32] I am ^^
[21:32] I didn't know why I remembered this, perhaps to answer a question I couldn't put to words, or that had been asked later during naration
[21:33] Away from the bee of terror, who would soon meet with Akonyl, I walked off
[21:33] \o/
[21:33] Parkus would be entertained for a while when he found I had set a trap for him, so I went to search for Kleene
[21:34] I missed the smell of the mold in her hair
[21:34] The mold in Parkus' eggs just wasn't the same
[21:34]
[21:34] ....
[21:34] ewww
[21:34] It took a while, but eventually I found Kleene
[21:34] She was talking to Lynz
[21:35] eh?
[21:35] They must've been talking about something gross, as Lynz groaned in disgust when I approached
[21:35] She seemed confused at my presense
[21:35] Probably because I was narrating out loud again
[21:35] Yeah, I have that problem
[21:36] Used to my strange quirk, Kleene greeted me with a point to her noggin
[21:36] I gladly hopped aboard
[21:36] \o/
[21:36] I wondered if Lynz minded my out loud narration
[21:36] I didn't want to impose on the conversation, after all
[21:37] nah cause sonoci doesn't know Lynz does thos too!!!
[21:37] Suddenly a Mecha-Drago appeared
[21:37] this*
[21:37] Fortunately, Lynz's voice, drove off the beast
[21:37] It truly was that of an angel
[21:38] For protection, and for entertainment, I asked Lynz to join me and Kleene as we searched for the fabled Chuggaa of Conroy
[21:38] We heard he was in the parts near where we were
[21:38] XDDDDDDDDD
[21:38] And sonoci had been watching him constantly during that time
[21:38] Like a Conia to a...anybody
[21:39] Lynz agreed
[21:39] At least I think.
[21:39] We kind of dragged her along
[21:39] And the mold was getting to my head with ecstasy, so I couldn't hear that well
[21:39] Lynz doesn't mind following along
[21:39] I nodded
[21:40] Hopeful that no one would notice my sudden lapse in view above
[21:40] Mostly in first person, I went to third
[21:40] My error made no difference
[21:40] We were women on a mission
[21:40] Kleene, quiet in state, likely as she sensed Akonyl's betrayal off in the distance, led the way
[21:40] As I was on her head, I was navigator
[21:41] Lynz was the barrier maiden, speaking the enemies away
[21:41] Eventually we made it to the fabled Conroy
[21:41] But tragedy struck for the first time that day
[21:41] I didn't know it, but Chuggaa's suspension was the first of many woes to come
[21:42] D:
[21:42] In distraught, I turned to Lynz, wondering what we should do next
[21:42] D:
[21:42] Her silence said it all
[21:43] We had to head to the mountain of D:
[21:43] It was there that Chuggaa visited most often
[21:43] Surely he might be there
[21:44] With our feet, minus mine, hitting the dust with every step, we trudged, minus me, through a desert
[21:44] It was the :I sahara
[21:44] One of the worst landscapes to walk across
[21:44] rofl
[21:44] But we were women on a mission
[21:44] Wait, I think I used that
[21:44] To hell with it, we can repeat things
[21:44] Because
[21:45] We were women on a mission
[21:45] And I, sonoci, am lazy
[21:45] Moving on, we moved on
[21:45] hahahahaha
[21:45] Occasionally we'd see a Jd- hype across our pathes
[21:45] ....ooh joy
[21:46] And moths flying around for no reason
[21:46] Get off my keyboard, stupid butterfly wannabe
[21:46] When that moth flew off, we saw the mountain towering towards us
[21:46] Somehow we didn't notice it until we were close
[21:46] sonoci
[21:46] You think we would've
[21:46] sonoci
[21:46] sonoci
[21:46] Looking to xpon, I wondered why he was there, but I replied: "Yes?"
[21:47] quiet xpon, a masterful story is being told
[21:47] Now Parkus was somehow there. Maybe I forgot my lunch.
[21:47] you did D:
[21:47] I worked hard on it for you D:
[21:47] Searching in Kleene's hair, I found Parkus was right. I thanked my hardworking waifu
[21:48]
[21:48] Smiling faintly, my Parkus disappeared into the heat of the desert. Was he a mirage?
[21:48] D:
[21:48] No, my beautiful lunch proved otherwise
[21:48]
[21:49] Curly fries in hand, I encouraged the troop to move forward
[21:49] My powers of narration would power us forward, we didn't need physical strength
[21:49] I also made sure to text pofa a prayer before we left, so we were set
[21:49] ooooo indeed not
[21:49] lol
[21:49] \o/
[21:50] A Vermouth appeared randomly partway up. I thought she had run off with Gin, but there she was
[21:50] With her knowledge, she pointed us in the right direction
[21:50] "Up the path where you can hear the cat snore in the wind, that is the right way"
[21:51] ~~>
[21:51] "To the right" she added
[21:51] Giving her some of the curly fries as thanks, we continued on up the rigorous moutain
[21:51] We had to reach Chuggaa
[21:51]
[21:51] After all, my Parkus needed those Stray Beads in Okami, and by damn he wouldn't wait for em
[21:52] XD
[21:52] Ignoring the urge to suddenly watch Mother 3, a curse often known to afflict the mountain, I watched for loose rocks
[21:53] Lynz's voice could ward off the monsters, but rocks were a different story
[21:53] They don't have ears
[21:53] what's all this about me making scandals with bees? D:
[21:53] Passing a coke around to give everybody something to drink, I nearly fell off Kleene
[21:53] But Akonyl caught me
[21:53] it's called the truth, ako
[21:54] But they were the truth according to Parkus
[21:54] Akonyl, not believing a word said, decided to come with us
[21:54] lies, parkur
[21:54] Kleene, not all there, didn't speak
[21:54] Other than to the wind, trying to send Parkus a growl
[21:54] Everything I say is legit
[21:54] everyone should know you utter naught but lies
[21:55] Now Ako entertained us as we climbed, sounding as if he should be in a Shakespearian play
[21:55] I wondered if he even knew our purpose for climbing
[21:56] Labeling it unimportant, I decided we had climbed long enough
[21:56] With a voice booming, a man with a microphone stood at the top of the mountain
[21:56] "Hey everybody~! It's Chuggaaconroy!"
[21:56] We'd found him, Franklin Badge and all
[21:56]
[21:57] I dismounted Kleene and ran towards him
[21:57] I promptly asked about the stray beads
[21:57] Like a normal person, he frowned
[21:57] "Dude, I know I did an LP on it, but I don't remember all the locations"
[21:57] Another letdown for the day
[21:58] But that wasn't the worst
[21:58] : Hey...
[21:58] Edo-chan, a carrier of a message, came up to us
[21:58] What?
[21:58] quiet edo, a masterful story is being told
[21:58] Oh.
[21:59] "There's urgent news! The mayor, Paradox, has gone missing! He won't be able to give a speech on the town's birthday!"
[21:59] "Which coincidentally is also his birthday!"
[21:59] Disaster had struck
[21:59] Where could Paradox have gone?
[22:00] With the answer, a random Gin appeared
[22:00] \o/
[22:00] "To find Paradox, ask the one who flies. She lives down the other side of the mountain"
[22:00] He rose his arms high in salute
[22:00] Sonoci \o/
[22:00] We thanked him as he called out my name
[22:00] I looked to him
[22:01] I raised my arms as well
[22:01] \o/
[22:01] Like that
[22:01] I wasn't sure if he would stay like his wife, or follow, but either way he'd been a great help
[22:02] Following the direction we'd been given, we climbed down cautiously
[22:02] The other side of the mountain was even more treacherous, some called it D D:
[22:02] Surely it was because of the faces made while climbing down
[22:02] "You're doing it wrong Parkus" I sighed, imagining his face
[22:03] XD
[22:03] "Still wrong" I frowned D I did it right
[22:03] D Despite Parkus' foils, we made it down to the one that flies
[22:03] Just as Parkus did it right, the mystery resolved
[22:04] The one that flies was mangaluva, along with her Charizard
[22:04] lol
[22:04] Unfortunately, it was raining around her because Parkus laughed
[22:04] * +A-Random-Vermouth runs to find Gin and gives him curly fries
[22:04] In that condition, she couldn't ride her Charizard, so she insisted we take it
[22:04] I'm off, so peace
[22:05] I'm gonna solve this adventure myself in my sleep
[22:05] D: *won't lagh anymore*
[22:05] Though I couldn't see it with Akonyl leaving, I felt there was a sweet scene between Gin and Vermouth off in the distance
[22:05] *laugh
[22:05] A lightning bolt hit manga
[22:05] Charizard was not pleased
[22:06] Manga!
[22:06] "Good bye, brave Akonyl" I said while he descended
[22:06] Curly fries \o/
[22:06] farewell, sonoci
[22:06] We descended faster, tho, as Charizard is teh bomb
[22:07] Quickly, Charizard flew us to the location of Paradox
[22:07] But as you probably guessed
[22:07] DISASTER
[22:07] noooooo
[22:07] An untouched cake on the table, Paradox had fallen off his chair, looking shocked
[22:07] He looked as if he'd been attacked, possibly by one of Eve's rabbits
[22:07] Why so specific?
[22:07] Why not?
[22:08] Anyway, we all felt something was afoot
[22:08] This much disaster couldn't happen all in one day
[22:08] It was too unnatural
[22:08] (Is someone logging this, btw?)
[22:08] Even for my narrations
[22:08] I am, conia
[22:08] K~ \o/
[22:08] I log everything
[22:09] With my Parkus logging my words, something I always felt was odd, I looked around the scene
[22:09] It was deducing time!
[22:09] I put on my best cap among my detective set
[22:09] KOGORO
[22:09] I suddenly had a beer craving
[22:09] * @Parkur approves
[22:09] But there was only cake
[22:09] Maybe it was rum cake
[22:09] ooh
[22:09] Before I could try the cake, it was kidnapped by a random kidnapper
[22:10] I was enraged, so I punched a child that had wandered in
[22:10]
[22:10] His glasses fell off, but that didn't matter
[22:10] Who needs to see to solve a crime?
[22:10] No one
[22:10] As the kidnapper revealed herself as Vermouth, I wondered
[22:10] "Where's the cake?"
[22:11] "...and if you make the joke, the joke will make you."
[22:11] * A-Random-Kidnapper is now known as Princess-Zelda
[22:11] "Which means you...well, nothing really. I'm running out of wit"
[22:11] eww cake?
[22:11] Zelda \o/
[22:11] Figuring out my writing style as Lynz stomped the cake in disgust, Princess Zelda smirked
[22:11] Was she the mastermind?
[22:11] :O
[22:11] I thought not, as her cameos were coincidence
[22:12] No, the true criminal was more disgusting than even Lynz's view on cake
[22:12] Or maybe not
[22:12] I don't know him/her, so I really shouldn't judge
[22:13] Anyway, praying to pofa that Paradox could get a revive by the morning, our troop went on
[22:13] I didn't know what yet, but we had to do something
[22:13] This craziness had to be stopped
[22:13] Like my watch. I can't wear it now
[22:13] It's spazzing up my typing
[22:14] That's better
[22:14] Without the time on my wrist, I had to look around for a clock
[22:14] When I saw it, it came to me
[22:14] Where was Abs?
[22:14] He was missing too
[22:14] Along with PT
[22:14] People were disappearing left and right
[22:14] Someone had to be behind it all
[22:14] ...
[22:15] What does that have to do with a clock?
[22:15] To hell if I know
[22:15] this is amazing \o/
[22:15] The messenger Edo-chan left as Parkus called out
[22:15] He did the Gin salute
[22:15] *holds a clock next to sonoci*
[22:15] there ya go
[22:15] * @Princess-Zelda gets kidnapped with PT
[22:16] Looking at the clock, I then looked at Parkus
[22:16] Before I could reply with a snarky comeback, PARADOX REVIVED
[22:16] :oooo
[22:16] ...and Princess Zelda was also kidnapped
[22:16] BK201
[22:16] that's not BK, sonoci
[22:16] ...BUT IT WAS A FAKE
[22:16] wrong one
[22:16] It's BK201 \o/
[22:16] Everyone knew it but me
[22:17] I wanted to smash the clock Parkus had brought in embarrassment
[22:17]
[22:17] But because it was my Parkus, I let it slide
[22:17] ?? what's happenin' here?
[22:17] hey bk201
[22:17]
[22:17] sonoci is telling a story
[22:17] * +A-Random-Gin Saves Zelda from PT
[22:17] As the impostor wondered what was going on, the kidnapped Princess explained it to him, through telepathy
[22:17] *And kidnaps her himself*
[22:18] oh...
[22:18] Or because she was saved/kidnapped by Gin, whatever works
[22:18] huh?
[22:18] Unfortunately the impostor was confused
[22:18] Maybe he was just a random guy and I need my reading glasses
[22:18] I apologized to him
[22:18] and he left D:
[22:18] And he came \o/
[22:19] Would the new man join the adventure to find the kidnapped ones?
[22:19] With my father's narration device gradually warming with every minute, I knew time was scarce
[22:19] As did the new man, so he left to prepare for the worst
[22:19] He brought snacks
[22:20] * @Parkur hopes the story isn't ending
[22:20] ^ D:
[22:20] * @Princess-Zelda is kidnapped from the kidnapper one
[22:20] Curious, I looked at Parkus' clock, trying to think of how to end the story
[22:20] DDDDDDDDDDDD:
[22:20] When Princess Zelda was kidnapped from her kidnapper!
[22:20] * +A-Random-Gin Kidnaps the kidnapper
[22:20] It seemed the new man brought forth another chapter in our tale!
[22:21]
[22:21] A line of kidnapping ensued, but unfortunately it wasn't the one
[22:21] How do I know?
[22:21] yay!
[22:21] You needn't ask at this point
[22:21] Forgetting what I was doing, I randomly suggested something, hoping the others would follow
[22:22] "Maybe we should head over to the forum plains? That could be the base of the kidnapper"
[22:22] XD
[22:22] Parkus found it amusing
[22:22] Apparently he didn't think I knew what I was talking about
[22:22] But I knew:
[22:22] He was right
[22:22] But hell if I admit it
[22:22] After all
[22:23] Everything I say is gold!
[22:23] You just admitted it
[22:23] indeed
[22:23] ...But unfortunately it's also piss
[22:23] A quote I held dear to my heard
[22:23] *heart
[22:23] I can make typoes too, we're all human
[22:23] Even narrators
[22:23] Hoping on the stones of typo, we saw the plains ahead of us
[22:24] In our way was a creepy figure
[22:24] It looked like the Kaitou Kid symbol, but it had a body
[22:24] It was labelled 628
[22:24] It FREAKED ME OUT
[22:24] Lynz's singing had no effect
[22:24] It looked like we were doomed
[22:25] But thankfully, the small boy with the glasses stared it down with his piercing eyes
[22:25] Fearing the same fate, I led the team to the forums
[22:26] There were a lot of sections
[22:26] I didn't even know where to start
[22:26] With all the clones around, it was even more difficult to sort through the maze of thread plants
[22:26] Turning to my Parkus, I asked him where we should go first
[22:27] my PM inbox
[22:27]
[22:27] ....
[22:27] I'm gonna whomp you lol
[22:27] Frowning, I shook my head "Parkus, you know that's not in the thread plants"
[22:27] : As Lynz whomped Parkus, I turned to Kleene
[22:28]
[22:28] She'd been silent the whole time
[22:28] And as I looked at her, I realized it was actually an Onigiri Bot
[22:28] Damn those things always confused me
[22:28] go to the what's on your mind thread \o/
[22:28] Suddenly, I grew worried
[22:28] Had Kleene been abducted as well?
[22:29] There was no time to lose
[22:29] Shit just got real
[22:29] BK!
[22:29] great timing
[22:29] yes!
[22:29] Taking Parkus' suggestion, we headed to the What's on your mind plants
[22:29] sonoci's telling an awesome story
[22:29] And what did we find?
[22:29] Paradox was revived!
[22:30] As I hugged him in relief with the others, I beamed
[22:30] HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[22:30] This narration's for you!
[22:30] He seemed unfazed, probably because he'd been dead for the last few hours
[22:31] Needing some sort of lead, I asked him in the utmost seriousness
[22:31] "Who took you away?"
[22:31] Beekay!
[22:31] \o/
[22:31] Late to the party of reunion, the Gin did his salute
[22:31] happy birthday!
[22:32] Others joined in the party
[22:32] I didn't blame them
[22:32] Party's are awesome
[22:32] More typos
[22:32] I shook them off
[22:32] I tried asking Paradox again, this time a bit differently
[22:33] "Okay man, who do you want to be the culprit here? I'm running out of shit and fast"
[22:33] "You can tell because I'm swearing, OTL much"
[22:34] * @Parkur approves
[22:34] I had to wonder if Paradox had lost his knowledge on the English language
[22:34] Or maybe it was just my way of wording that confused him
[22:34] Maybe he wasn't really revived at all
[22:34] bluechankun: wake up D:
[22:35] Parkus tried in futile attempts to wake Paradox from his daze, but it didn't seem to sway the mayor
[22:35]
[22:35] What had the damned kidnapper done to my parttimesortaforaday husband?
[22:36] Rage boiled inside me, but not more so than the broccoli soup I had eaten earlier
[22:36] D:
[22:36] * @Parkur calms sonoci down
[22:36] Taking a swig of coke, I thought on our next move
[22:36] Parkus helped to calm my mind
[22:37] Abs, PT, Princess Zelda, Paradox...what was the connection?
[22:37] At first I thought the letter P, but that had nothing to do with Abs
[22:37] Unless...
[22:37] it might
[22:37] Please give me a moment as I read this awesome story
[22:37] His name is Abs.
[22:37] A little b is an upsidedown P!
[22:37] I let Paradox have a breather
[22:38] that's a period, which starts with P
[22:38] At the same time, I retired to the washroom
[22:38] there's your connection :O
[22:39] Returning, I saw that Paradox was still in thought. As our only lead, I left him to his devices. I succumbed to my earlier urge to watch Chuggaa's Mother 3 LP
[22:41] so sad ;___;
[22:41] Parkus watches with me, only to find that I'm not at a sad part
[22:41] XD
[22:42] Okay, I have to have a copy of this
[22:42] While Paradox copies down his own demise, for whatever reason, we wait in suspense. Will he reveal the kidnapper's name?
[22:44] I'm logging it all BK
[22:44] I'll post it in the chat logs thread when she's done
[22:44] Parkus also logs the events
[22:44] He apparently also has a favorite plant in the forums plains
[22:44] I note he may need more than one post field to post the whole log
[22:45] nah
[22:45] He seems confident in his farming skills. I am not
[22:45]
[22:45] As he pouted, I smirked at him
[22:45] It was so fun to tease him
[22:46] oi quit being mean!
[22:46] I was glad I took those classes from KangarooGirl
[22:46] lol
[22:46] I knew she taught you something! >_>
[22:46] Lynz's voice rang the guilt in my soul
[22:46] I fiddled with my fingers as Parkus pointed at me accusedly
[22:46] I changed the subject
[22:46] ROFL
[22:47] "Paradox, have you remembered who kidnapped you? ...Or mauled you before?"
[22:48] We waited, watching him rolling on the floor laughing
[22:48] "It was Aly" :x
[22:48] XD
[22:48] We all GASPED
[22:48] Aly! And she'd been here the whole time!
[22:48] She was the mastermind!
[22:48] ...NOT
[22:48] I knew Paradox wasn't in his right mind
[22:48] Look at him there
[22:48] Rolling on the floor
[22:48] He's practically xpon
[22:49] ewww
[22:49] bk: stop being xpon
[22:49] Besides, I had figured it out when I had asked him again
[22:49] I knew who the mastermind was
[22:49] BK was behind his own kidnapping :O
[22:49] it was me! damn I was beaten. :x
[22:49] It was revealed in the small anecdote I had prepared for the mayor's, Paradox's, birthday
[22:50] The answer was in the Day of Birth thread plants
[22:50] ewwww
[22:50] Who of our group, other than me, would find the answer first?
[22:50] Eve! :O
[22:50] And it was my Parkus
[22:50] \o/
[22:50] Yes, the mind behind the evil bunnies
[22:50] The yang of yin
[22:50] oooo evil bunnies!!!!
[22:50] The seemingly innocent but truly evil Eve
[22:51] She had been behind it all
[22:51] ;___;
[22:51] But unfortunately, I don't know how to catch her, so this shall stop here
[22:51] Eh
[22:51]
[22:51] ha XD
[22:51] ...NOT
[22:51] I knew it XD
[22:51] yes!
[22:52] Parkus exclaimed
[22:52] So, as we found out the name of the evil one, we pondered
[22:52] How would we catch the kidnapper?
[22:52] And why was she kidnapping people?
[22:53] Luckily, a song rang through the darkness that gave us hope
[22:53] An image instantly came with it, and I knew
[22:53] Abs had gotten free!
[22:53] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
[22:54] With the keyboard cat joke out of the way, I embraced the song and headed for the music with the others at my heels
[22:55] * @Parkur approves
[22:55] I knew that wherever there was keyboard cat, there was Abs
[22:55] At least in my world
[22:55] When that little keyboard and that blue coat came into view, I coulda cried
[22:55] That image always brought me to tears
[22:56] Tears
[22:56] Phoenix
[22:56] Was she nearby too?
[22:56] If so...did that me that Eve was also around?
[22:56] :O
[22:56] Are we arriving at the climax?
[22:56] Probably, there's a lot of questions at climaxes
[22:57]
[22:57] I looked at my allies and nodded. They knew what I was thinking
[22:57] We need to clean my room after this is done
[22:57] When they all blinked at me, I wondered if my narration was failing in its authenticity
[22:57] oh god XD
[22:58] With Parkus' words, I got an idea
[22:58] Pulling out the phone that I don't actually have, I texted a familiar number
[22:58] Figured you would
[22:58] Of pofa indeed
[22:58] She could help
[22:58] But she wasn't aroud
[22:58] ...!
[22:58] The letter P!
[22:58] Surely...
[22:58] D:
[22:58] Eve...
[22:58] Had she abducted God herself?!
[22:59] Eve had reached a knew low
[22:59] Or high, y'know, with heaven and all
[22:59] My eyes were beginning to grow heavy\
[22:59] We had to resolve this before my bedtime
[22:59] Sitting down, I sat in meditation and redundancy
[23:00] To my acquaintances, I asked "Where would Eve be? What thread plants would she dwell in?"
[23:00] Obviously coniferous ones
[23:00] I shook my head
[23:00] There wasn't a coniferous thread
[23:00] Not that I knew of
[23:00] I did a search
[23:01] First thing that came up was "Criminal Lawyer"
[23:01] Though that could possibly describe Eve, I didn't think it was the case
[23:01] Which plants would she usually reside around?
[23:02] Bonsai plants
[23:02] I facepalmed
[23:02] Paradox was in the wrong plains
[23:02] *cough*
[23:02] Or so it seemed
[23:02] Was he speaking in double messages?
[23:03] The tree of knowledge of good and evil?
[23:03] * Quits: +A-Random-Gin (~[email protected]) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:03] Tired, I guessed
[23:03] "Princess Zelda?"
[23:04] * Joins: A-Random-Gin (~[email protected])
[23:04] * Onigiri-Bot sets mode: +v A-Random-Gin
[23:04] Gin had returned
[23:04] Conia, I am hating on you now because you called me beekay
[23:05] Paradox brought up old woulds
[23:05] *wounds
[23:05] It's supposed to be beekaye
[23:05] Did I write it wrongly?
[23:05] Oh
[23:05] beekaye \o/
[23:05] Paradox explained it to Gin and I
[23:05] We both understood
[23:05] Don't forget the e dammit
[23:05] "The Nickname plants!
[23:05] The ones my Parkus planted himself!"
[23:05] LOL
[23:05] That's where Eve had to be
[23:06] Nickname plants: probably from mars or something
[23:06] At Paradox's comment, I turned to Parkus
[23:06] "You said you came from Neptune, you liar"
[23:07] Checking in the nickname plants, I shouted "Yuriko!"
[23:07] Everyone stared
[23:07] "...Shut up, it sounds like Eureka to me"
[23:07] I found a hint in the shade of the plants
[23:07] XDDDDDD
[23:07] That's so lame
[23:07] One word, a name (obviously): Eevee
[23:08] I ignored Paradox's taunts
[23:08] I was onto something
[23:08] Eevee was a pokemon
[23:08] And who else here had a pokemon?
[23:08] "Parkus, laugh! We can't let her escape!"
[23:08] XD
[23:08] that good?
[23:09] "Keep it up, every once and a while! Heck, everybody! I hear the thunder!"
[23:09] "Laugh! LAUGH!"
[23:09] XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:09] I have a Pokemon! HOPELESSIDIOT, I CHOOSE YOU!
[23:09] Flying on Sid, we headed for manga's home, her profile if you will, laughing all the way
[23:10] Eureka is something Edgeworth says!
[23:10] ^
[23:11] Hit by another strike of lightning as we landed and Princess Zelda said an awesome thing, manga turned with the Price is Right fail tune playing
[23:11] Eh, I thought it was Archimedes something
[23:11] OMG IMPOSTER
[23:11] OI oi
[23:11] XD
[23:11] -_-
[23:11] IMPOSTER, BUUURRRRNNN
[23:11] Hayley Nooooooooooo *runs*
[23:11] Throwing an impostor (sorry) our way, Sid sent forward a flamethrower on Paradox's command
[23:12] Oh yeaaaaaaah, do eet
[23:12] The enemy dodges
[23:12] T_T
[23:12] He puts out the fire with his tears (again, sorry)
[23:12] BK's a girl
[23:12] * @Parkur hugs le-nee
[23:12] Retreating her poke into the ball, manga laughed
[23:12] I mean the other BK
[23:12] ^
[23:12] *apologizes yet again*
[23:12] manga smirked
[23:13] "Detectoring is like gambling"
[23:13] *facepalm*
[23:13] "The secret is to know the winner in advance"
[23:13] Wondering what she meant, my eyes widened as the mountain shook
[23:13] But it wasn't just the mountain, it was the planet!
[23:13] The whole Internet was shaking!
[23:14] In the distance, Eve rose, cackling
[23:14] Bunnies and rabbits swarmed the ground
[23:14] Totally Eve-- I mean Evil
[23:14] Monstre Charmant! Monstre Charmant!
[23:14] A chapter was ending, and the end was beginning
[23:15] :O
[23:15] ??
[23:15] My words dwindling with every letter, I knew I had to make things awesome
[23:15] Turning to manga, I scowled
[23:15] "What's going on?"
[23:15] "To hell if I know"
[23:15] "She just offered me a Shiny. I had to help out"
[23:16] I facepalmed, and at the word Shiny, Chuggaa, at the top still, shouted "OH MY GOOOOOD"
[23:16] Another bolt hit manga. I knew Parkus was withholding a laugh
[23:17] lol XD
[23:17] wait
[23:17] Sick of the electrification as she was shocked yet again, manga pouted
[23:17] I don't approve of bolts hitting manga D:
[23:17] "Fine, I'll help you"
[23:17] "Just make him stop laughing"
[23:17] I looked at Parkus
[23:17] That would be difficult
[23:17] * @Parkur stops :x
[23:17] But then something hit me
[23:18] "Why do you get hit by lightning whenever Parkus laughs?"
[23:18] "Plot hole"
[23:18] "Ah"
[23:18] Those things suck
[23:18] Eve was distraught
[23:18] "I'm the villain! Pay attention to me!"
[23:18] At her word, we listened
[23:19] She was right, and really, we should get to the big fight, right?
[23:19] Lacking creativity, I gave Lynz a megaphone
[23:19] "Lynz...sing. Only you can do this."
[23:20] LOL
[23:20] DISASTER struck once more
[23:20] Everyone, cover your ears
[23:20] Lynz...had lost her voice
[23:20] D:
[23:20] Eve cackled again because I can't think of another word for cackle
[23:20] "You fools. I planted a curse on her"
[23:20] chuckled?
[23:20] noooo
[23:20] (cluckled?)
[23:21] Parkus didn't get my joke
[23:21] I write man, of course I have words for cackle :V
[23:21] I shook my head and focused on Eve
[23:21] "It's you who are the fool! I'm the narrator! You can't do anything that I can't asspull my way out of!"
[23:21] lol
[23:22] "I mean...have you even read any of this?"
[23:22] "It's all circumstantial!"
[23:22] "We wouldn't get to court with this!"
[23:22] Eve rose her brow
[23:22] "You are a strange one?"
[23:22]
[23:22] I was running out of dialogue, and fast. Parkus could tell
[23:23] yup
[23:23] Trying to think of a fight scene, I took the lazy way out
[23:23] (wants someone to yell "Objection")
[23:23] "Everyone! Exclaim random things! We have to fight! We have to work together! Let's go! TYPE SOMETHING! INTERUPT MEE! Defeat Eve!"
[23:23] I waited before starting myself
[23:24] Mayhem would (*should*) ensue
[23:24] CHARGE
[23:24] Stab
[23:24] I HAVE A PENCIL AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
[23:24] Stepping on bunnies!
[23:24] Poking!
[23:24] huh?
[23:24] Things looked bad, only Paradox was helping
[23:24] The bunnies were gaining!
[23:25] As manga isn't actually here, she helped too with her Charizard
[23:25] And as Charizard kicks ass, things were a bit more even
[23:25] Eve clenched her teeth
[23:25] "I see, so you're not as frail a bunch as you seem"
[23:26] "But you're no match for my ultimate warrior."
[23:26] "Go! SOMEBODY!"
[23:26] As Kleene showed up for no reason other than to fit with the start of the tale, a dark shadow loomed over the battlefield
[23:26]
[23:26] :O
[23:26] While I tried to remember what I wrote before at the very beginning, I can only smell the mold in my nostrils
[23:27] Before me the creature wagged its tongue at me and shouted in a loud voice
[23:27] "I LIKE TO BEAT PEOPLE UP!"
[23:27] I didn't doubt him
[23:27] The roots of the tale emerging, I knew things were wrapping up.
[23:27] Things were going to end, and they were going to end epically
[23:28] Standing strong, I looked the beast in the eye
[23:28] I lifted my foot
[23:28] ...
[23:28] ...
[23:28] ...
[23:28] And tripped
[23:28] o.O
[23:28] ROFL
[23:28] * @Parkur believes sonoci is getting very tired XD
[23:28] The beast spontaneously combusted and started punching at random
[23:28] LOL
[23:28] I turned to Parkus and winked
[23:29] I knew it :X
[23:29] * +bluechankun stabs himself in the eye
[23:29] :O
[23:29] "You're just not that good at continuity: that was in another IRC conversation"
[23:29] with the sonoci pen*
[23:29] I looked at Paradox as he went insane
[23:29] Too bad he did it now, that coulda been interesting
[23:29] But thus ends the Story of Somebody
[23:29] I hope you enjoyed <3
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