Fun with Translation Telephone

[queenmisanagi]

Phantom thieves are artists who steal their targets creatively and detectives are nothing more than critics who look at the remains and try to find faults..

became

Virtual thieves target artists, critics and innovation, control problems trying to find someone to play with more people ..

[ConanEdogawa142]

http://www.translation-telephone.com/#531858

"Once I get out of this chair, I'm going to kill you!"

To

"As President, I will kill you!"

[Memesu]

"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
to
"This is God's law, and Tucker recommend ..."



"Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

= "The enemy is just a tax, where the friends of the infinite truth of love."



And now, all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible fact of human existence was that broken hearts mended.

= Now, after several years in the life of the solution is worse for CAN.

[MistyDelusions]

My eyelids and vazhchayut stupid.

Spoiler: Original

My eyelids are getting heavy and I am feeling drowsy.

[Memesu]

Two days ago, when the sun reaches the earth. In many places they are less likely to be seen. More information here. Everything in life is the time to find out. But the sun moves higher.
But the sun was blue in the top flight. Endless cycle of children and adults. The life cycle and throughout the world. The idea of ​​hope and despair. Ideology and faith and love. Relaxation cycle.


Another:

Spoiler:

They sent me to cancel the wedding, we always pray for my son stopped working? I know that the group was known.
But God, in the future, As forest fires, and possibly in the heart of silence
The legs, depressed, and as you know that people have
I took a breath, angry for the people who know my son, to reduce school sports
He graduated from the cup, "Now I know that the fear of death, stroke;
(People), we (humans) are fast - it can be.
Typhoon major secrets of the dark moon (female) showed that the gravitational force.
An hour before the race I had an appointment and can live
I found a package that you fight against the evil of anger, or not?
(It should be a man), says very quickly (individual) to be more hurricanes
(M) and during the dark days of total fire made incredible
(Men), as well as between the river and storm (M), and high
(Nam), the force of a mysterious light in the Dark Side of the Moon.

........

[briggettkylie]

HAHA tried "this one is for the boys with the booming system" (Super bass lyrics :p)

..and this what came out,

"Human nature and the right choice."

[PT]

"To be or not to be, that is the question."

[aly_angelflight]

"Can you find a solid pink dragon in the bathroom sink?" became "Here you can find dragon claims rose to the tank?"

And "I'm a Little Teapot" became "I'm a little teapot, short and strong. This is my job, I live here. Reform Niliposikia makes me cry! Asked me, and I will." (Partially stuck in Swahili still...)

"He's a barrel of fun." became "But the most important and interesting."