Not sure whether it really belongs here but my family and I went out for dinner last night and parked in one of those multi-storey carparks. Here's the conversation as we headed towards the car:
Dad: Come on. It's this way.
Me: *confused, points the opposite direction* I could have sworn it's that way.
Dad: No, I remember it said 5F near our car. *points the pillars which say 5F* I always remember those things, you know.
Me: Uhh Dad. That means 5th Floor of the car park. It's this way. Look. *points at our car*
XD
Parkur wrote:Hopelessidiot, Mafia Therapist
Night action: Council
Day Action: PGT
Interrogation: Young
Items: Forged Therapist Degree, Picture of Lucy from Charlie Brown, Picture of Yurikochan
Observe: Hopeless *shakes head*
Yurikochan wrote:
The Barbie dream house survived a week I think. I also turned one of my other ones into the Tower of Terror.
I miss my GI Joes.
If I didn't already <3 you before... You are amazing!
hopelessidiot wrote:
Not sure whether it really belongs here but my family and I went out for dinner last night and parked in one of those multi-storey carparks. Here's the conversation as we headed towards the car:
Dad: Come on. It's this way.
Me: *confused, points the opposite direction* I could have sworn it's that way.
Dad: No, I remember it said 5F near our car. *points the pillars which say 5F* I always remember those things, you know.
Me: Uhh Dad. That means 5th Floor of the car park. It's this way. Look. *points at our car*
XD
XD That's funny.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
I am afraid of eating fish because, last week I chocked on a fish bone. I was talking to my cousin and reading manga and eating backed tomato fish at the same time. Then I felt a bone inside my mouth so I spat it out. Well apparently there were two bones. I swallowed the rice and then the bone got stuck inside my mouth. The whole day it hurt to laugh, eat, cry, cough, and a lot more. I tried a whole bunch of things but it never worked. Then my grandma told me to make a rice ball and swallow it whole. My parents told me the same thing. I ate an entire batch of rice for the bone to finally go down with the rice. Now I'm afraid it would happen again. So my entire family always loves to joke around telling me if I want some fish today. And so does my friends.
Akemi~chan wrote:
I am afraid of eating fish because, last week I chocked on a fish bone. I was talking to my cousin and reading manga and eating backed tomato fish at the same time. Then I felt a bone inside my mouth so I spat it out. Well apparently there were two bones. I swallowed the rice and then the bone got stuck inside my mouth. The whole day it hurt to laugh, eat, cry, cough, and a lot more. I tried a whole bunch of things but it never worked. Then my grandma told me to make a rice ball and swallow it whole. My parents told me the same thing. I ate an entire batch of rice for the bone to finally go down with the rice. Now I'm afraid it would happen again. So my entire family always loves to joke around telling me if I want some fish today. And so does my friends.
Poor Akemi.
Though, that'd probably belong into the Bad Stories Thread.
Akemi~chan wrote:
I am afraid of eating fish because, last week I chocked on a fish bone. I was talking to my cousin and reading manga and eating backed tomato fish at the same time. Then I felt a bone inside my mouth so I spat it out. Well apparently there were two bones. I swallowed the rice and then the bone got stuck inside my mouth. The whole day it hurt to laugh, eat, cry, cough, and a lot more. I tried a whole bunch of things but it never worked. Then my grandma told me to make a rice ball and swallow it whole. My parents told me the same thing. I ate an entire batch of rice for the bone to finally go down with the rice. Now I'm afraid it would happen again. So my entire family always loves to joke around telling me if I want some fish today. And so does my friends.
Poor Akemi.
Though, that'd probably belong into the Bad Stories Thread.
I thought so too but I thought maybe I just missed the awesomeness among the bad.
Parkur wrote:Hopelessidiot, Mafia Therapist
Night action: Council
Day Action: PGT
Interrogation: Young
Items: Forged Therapist Degree, Picture of Lucy from Charlie Brown, Picture of Yurikochan
Observe: Hopeless *shakes head*
Terry wrote:To discuss the implications of that post, and to consider the moral problems raised by the thought process involved, we have a duck, a cat and a lizard.
ACCESS DENIED wrote:Parkur trolls even in his sleep.
(I'm watching my BFF play his brand-new Kinect Adventures. He is failing spectacularly at one of the rafting levels to rack up any real points.)
Me: You're drifting too far to the left, the sensor keeps losing you. You've gotta really jump or it won't read it. You can't just slouch around, you need to actually MOVE- not that much! You're too far forward!
Him: C'mon, you've never even played it!
His boyfriend: Yeah, let's see YOU do better!
Me: Fine then.
(I proceed to nail it. It is toughter than it looks, but I still got triple the points he did.)
I found 200 SEK (about 20 Euro) in my wallet I know, that sounds weird, but they weren't where I usually put my money. That's the good thing about bad memory, randomly finding money all over the place. I tend to put money in weird places and forget about it. I also tend to put money in not weird places and forget about it.
Edit: Walked from the store where I met a group of perhaps 7 guys in the ages 14-16 perhaps, mostly immigrants. To be noted is that this is the demograph that is considered the most troublesome. Anyway, they were loudly (they are often loud) arguing about who liked to read the most, it warmed my heart quite a bit.
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I mentioned this in the Happy Things thread, but I'll say it again: Andy Gray reuniting with Allan Stewart and Grant Stott on stage is a joy to behold. You almost hope they gaff their lines, because the resulting improv is absolutely incredible. (Besides, the, erm, sexual tension between Dame Allan and King Andy is hilairous XD)
Kay and her friends...
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