Fun fact: I don't actually know your dad.PhoenixTears wrote: Only one flaw in your story there. Dad would actually be more likely to walk away from a game to help move stuff than mom.
fun fact: Cursing at furniture make it move quicker.Dus wrote:Fun fact: I don't actually know your dad.PhoenixTears wrote: Only one flaw in your story there. Dad would actually be more likely to walk away from a game to help move stuff than mom.
My dad would be the same. He's actually been helping me to move and by helping I mean cursing a lot.
Didn't help much in assembling the wardrobe though. Especially when we discovered should have turned one board 180° degrees right AFTER affixing everything with ≈100 nails. Fun times.Akonyl wrote:fun fact: Cursing at furniture make it move quicker.Dus wrote:Fun fact: I don't actually know your dad.PhoenixTears wrote: Only one flaw in your story there. Dad would actually be more likely to walk away from a game to help move stuff than mom.
My dad would be the same. He's actually been helping me to move and by helping I mean cursing a lot.
...you don't?! OMG!Dus wrote: My dad would be the same. He's actually been helping me to move and by helping I mean cursing a lot.
Lucky. I mean, uh--Really? Cause all the furniture I've ever had goes even slower when you start getting frustrated with it.Akonyl wrote: fun fact: Cursing at furniture make it move quicker.
>.< If it makes you feel any better, I have a bookshelf that I put together and realized after everything was done that I put the top part on backwards.Dus wrote: Didn't help much in assembling the wardrobe though. Especially when we discovered should have turned one board 180° degrees right AFTER affixing everything with ≈100 nails. Fun times.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
sounds like you haven't imposed enough fear on your furniture.PhoenixTears wrote: Really? Cause all the furniture I've ever had goes even slower when you start getting frustrated with it.
Wasn't all that bad, I just had to drill in a couple more holes. And oddly enough, my dad going completely mental about everything helps me keep my cool.PhoenixTears wrote:>.< If it makes you feel any better, I have a bookshelf that I put together and realized after everything was done that I put the top part on backwards.Dus wrote: Didn't help much in assembling the wardrobe though. Especially when we discovered should have turned one board 180° degrees right AFTER affixing everything with ≈100 nails. Fun times.
Apparently they just aren't afraid of an angry woman with a hammer.Akonyl wrote: sounds like you haven't imposed enough fear on your furniture.
Well, yeah, cause it means you don't have to be going mental about it. As long as someone has the acting crazy part covered, you're good.Dus wrote: Wasn't all that bad, I just had to drill in a couple more holes. And oddly enough, my dad going completely mental about everything helps me keep my cool.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
*clings to PT* No getting killed!PhoenixTears wrote: Found out today that one of my new supervisors has the smile of a serial killer. o.o; And that smile was directed at me at one point.
Sooooo... If I disappear without a trace, you people may want to look into that.
Conia wrote: Why am I thinking a ferret is an experiment from PT to mix the charm of dogs with the evilness of cats? :V
Kay and her friends...AUSTIN, TX - The body of a young woman was found earlier this morning by a passerby, yet another suspected victim of the recent serial killings. The cause of death was two gunshots to the victim's face, cited reports.PhoenixTears wrote: Found out today that one of my new supervisors has the smile of a serial killer. o.o; And that smile was directed at me at one point.
Sooooo... If I disappear without a trace, you people may want to look into that.
XD!Akonyl wrote: AUSTIN, TX - The body of a young woman was found earlier this morning by a passerby, yet another suspected victim of the recent serial killings. The cause of death was two gunshots to the victim's face, cited reports.
A man at her work, S. Visor, who had a "really creepy smile", as mentioned by her fellow employees, has gone missing after becoming a suspect in the case.
If you may have any tips or information in regards to this killing and others, please contact authorities at 1-800-555-FAEC.
Why would he drive all that way to dump a body?pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
you act like I know cities in texas.PhoenixTears wrote:XD!
Wonder what my body's doing in Austin, though.
Seriously, my city is one of those most people should know, or at least be vaguely aware of.Akonyl wrote: you act like I know cities in texas.
And who knows, maybe he didn't actually do it, but he went missing anyway...
Won't say which one though. (Actually, if anyone tries hard enough to find out, it should be fairly simple.) Well, if he didn't do it, I have a pretty good idea of who would.......pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
There's a lot of things that I "know", but can't remember when I actually need to.PhoenixTears wrote: Seriously, my city is one of those most people should know, or at least be vaguely aware of.
He was possibly framed, then.
