Fun with Translation Telephone

[sonoci]

"DCTP: the center of hype!"

became

"DTSTF: Fraud Center"

"Abs is actually keyboard cat"

became

"Abs is actually on the keyboard."

"Who's really the boss of the Black Organization? I personally think it's Jd-...disguised as Goro"

became

"Indeed, black body? JD was not ... I think Gore"

...........

Well, that was fun

[GinRei]

It sounds Apollo

In Opole

Justice, like lightning, ever should appear;
To few men ruin, but to all men fear.

Determination of electrical damage to many of you, and everyone is afraid.

People die if they are killed.

This type of death.

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death, nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. Unlimited Blade Works (Note, full chant did not fit into the engine)

Even if the bone of my sword. Critical jacket fire in my blood. I have over a thousand pages. Death is unknown or in life. Create value for the pain too many weapons. But never in their hands. Unlimited Blade Works

[Cheesus]

Cheesus is God
went to
Lord Cheesus


http://www.translation-telephone.com/#442034

[Akonyl]

went with some Engrish:

"You, invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!"

to:

"Whether you like it. พวà¸

[PT]

There is a story about how to get back into my life at the moment, I was sitting there. Known as the capital Expliqueille.

Of course, most of the day, born in the West, the introduction of this. Comfortable, relaxed and shot the couple out of the sèrkl school and primary product exports Xing. And some began to children who are not good for its time to shake my neighbors. I have a little fight and my mother was afraid, "Adam Air Liberte aunt and uncle," said.

Whistle for a taxi, and when it is "clean", and samples. Rarely in his cabin, but I can not figure out what to say "no, my life - air, for me, thanks". "Yeah, that smell in the house!" We collected about 7 or 8, and the driver shouted. With regard to monarchy, and in the end on the throne as the chief airbender.

This is awesome. So, so awesome.

[occasionee]

Okay, I'm officially addicted to this thing...


"A secret makes a woman woman." -> "Secrets of the women are women."


"The heart of the woman whom one likes - how can someone accurately deduce that!" -> "A woman's heart - it was collected immediately."


"The people and the friends that we have lost - and the dreams that have faded - never forget them." -> "We have lost people and friends - a dream and nothing more - remember."


"So this is what it feels like. It's a much more wonderful feeling than anything I've ever imagined. But it hurts, sometimes." -> "I know. This is more than I expected. But these things happen."


and finally... the Black Organization's TRUE goal:


"We can be both God and Devil - since we are trying to raise the dead against the stream of time." -> "We can be God and the devil - in an attempt to increase the mold." 

[PT]

"We can be both God and Devil - since we are trying to raise the dead against the stream of time." -> "We can be God and the devil - in an attempt to increase the mold." 

Kleene's Anokata!

[Akonyl]

"We can be both God and Devil - since we are trying to raise the dead against the stream of time." -> "We can be God and the devil - in an attempt to increase the mold." 

Kleene's Anokata!

or maybe it's me, since they're trying to increase the amount of mold :O

[Memesu]

Well, x means a kiss. It´s a feminine expression of affection. But it could also be an evil stamp of hatred

became:

Therefore, X is a kiss. For women. I do not like bad grades

[Silver1412]

Jd is the anokata.

became

And achieve dinars.

LOL ~nya!

[Jd-]

I started to walk on water. The boy and I will not lie, I'm afraid. But there is--and I watched in silence after the unknown for me. Although it is May be divine intervention and family who live all these things, I tell you, Jerry... Biology of the Church.

Spoiler:

I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on--and as I made my way past the breakers, a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you, Jerry: At that moment... I was a marine biologist.

[MistyDelusions]

There's no such thing as the impossible only "I'm possible."

Spoiler:

It is "possible for me."

Chop the onion and open the can of sardines after you're done.

Spoiler:

Open a bank of light late in seafood.

DCTP is the home of the strong and the brave.

Spoiler:

Brave and strong nucleotides.

She's having so much fun it's becoming lethal.

Spoiler:

Very funny, very dangerous.

You're my new favorite person.

Spoiler:

You do not have pets.

[Silver1412]

Gotta love weirdos!

became

Gotta love family, love.

[Memesu]

Control of all telephone.

Guess what the original was.

[alicetama]

I went with the ever-so famous quote from Gintama, (It's not Zura, it's Katsura!) and it came out with:

Katsuro was Zura.


:V

This is going to be very fun and amusing for me in my free time.