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[Akonyl]

Akonyl is a sucker for torture. YOU MASOCHIST!!!

this is a total lie, I have no clue what would give you such an idea.

It's not "what", it's "who"

Kleene gave the idea *runs*

But I told her not to tell anyone

Kleene what is the meaning of this.

Kleene is making a huge profit out of you

People are paying huge sums just to know your dirty little secrets

oh. Well then Kleene, you shoulda just said so.

if you cut me in on a percentage of the profits, I can help you out with that enterprise of yours. You'll get more business, I get some of the profit, everyone's happy.

Problem is, she doesn't need you.

She says that she have access to all your online accounts, private belongings and personal thingies like diaries, journals, etc.
She also claims that she can hear all she wants to whenever your sleep-talking...


wait. that means you're sleeping together?!

why are you looking at me, I'm not the one who leaks this info.

...a secret makes a konyl, konyl.

'-' . . . You people are crazy . . .

craziness is defined as insanity, and insanity is nothing more than a deviation from what is considered "normal", which is defined by the majority.

So, if it's all of us versus you, I think it's actually you who's the crazy one.

[bluekaitou1412]

Akonyl is a sucker for torture. YOU MASOCHIST!!!

this is a total lie, I have no clue what would give you such an idea.

It's not "what", it's "who"

Kleene gave the idea *runs*

But I told her not to tell anyone

Kleene what is the meaning of this.

Kleene is making a huge profit out of you

People are paying huge sums just to know your dirty little secrets

oh. Well then Kleene, you shoulda just said so.

if you cut me in on a percentage of the profits, I can help you out with that enterprise of yours. You'll get more business, I get some of the profit, everyone's happy.

Problem is, she doesn't need you.

She says that she have access to all your online accounts, private belongings and personal thingies like diaries, journals, etc.
She also claims that she can hear all she wants to whenever your sleep-talking...


wait. that means you're sleeping together?!

why are you looking at me, I'm not the one who leaks this info.

...a secret makes a konyl, konyl.

i told you, riceballs can be dangerous

you may not know it, but i'm pretty sure she's disguised as your pillow right now
either that, or the blanket

[Akonyl]

i told you, riceballs can be dangerous

you may not know it, but i'm pretty sure she's disguised as your pillow right now
either that, or the blanket

I'm not sure I see what's dangerous about her disguising as pillows or blankets.

[bluekaitou1412]

i told you, riceballs can be dangerous

you may not know it, but i'm pretty sure she's disguised as your pillow right now
either that, or the blanket

I'm not sure I see what's dangerous about her disguising as pillows or blankets.

she's free to do what she wants with you
that's why


and i'm not implying anything

[Akonyl]

i told you, riceballs can be dangerous

you may not know it, but i'm pretty sure she's disguised as your pillow right now
either that, or the blanket

I'm not sure I see what's dangerous about her disguising as pillows or blankets.

she's free to do what she wants with you
that's why


and i'm not implying anything

I think you're overstating the abilities of pillows and blankets.

[bluekaitou1412]

i told you, riceballs can be dangerous

you may not know it, but i'm pretty sure she's disguised as your pillow right now
either that, or the blanket

I'm not sure I see what's dangerous about her disguising as pillows or blankets.

she's free to do what she wants with you
that's why


and i'm not implying anything

I think you're overstating the abilities of pillows and blankets.

you can underestimate pillows but never underestimate blankets

they can be your worst nightwearmare

[Kleene Onigiri]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

[bluekaitou1412]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

[Kleene Onigiri]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

[bluekaitou1412]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

[Kleene Onigiri]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

I am denying it! D:

[bluekaitou1412]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

I am denying it! D:

You can't deny the fact that I paid you! I PAID YOU! I! PAID! YOU!

[Kleene Onigiri]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

I am denying it! D:

You can't deny the fact that I paid you! I PAID YOU! I! PAID! YOU!

Since I didn't get the money you have to pay  me again 8)

[bluekaitou1412]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

I am denying it! D:

You can't deny the fact that I paid you! I PAID YOU! I! PAID! YOU!

Since I didn't get the money you have to pay  me again 8)

Who said I paid you money?

I GAVE YOU A POSITION ON THE JDC FOR FREE YOU DUMBASS

[Kleene Onigiri]

I didn't say anything! D:

And if I didn't get any money

Trying to play dumb, are you? YOU SOLD ME THAT INFO!!!

NEVER! :p

DO NOT DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEAL!!! I PAID YOU THE EQUIVALENT AMOUNT FOR THAT HORRID SECRET OF AKONYL'S!

I am denying it! D:

You can't deny the fact that I paid you! I PAID YOU! I! PAID! YOU!

Since I didn't get the money you have to pay  me again 8)

Who said I paid you money?

I GAVE YOU A POSITION ON THE JDC FOR FREE YOU DUMBASS

Oh, that payment. But for that secret I deserve a way higher position! ;p