Today's Weird Stories...

[Giogio]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

Do you mean 'j'me relax avec mes meufs'? otherwise your sentence is wrong. Also it's very sexist, I think xD

Today, I have 2 classes at the same time, I DON'T HAVE A TIME TURNER!

Just curious, but does that mean the thing about only having 'j'[vowel or vowel sound]' and 'je [word starting with a consonant]' doesn't apply to everything? Languages always seem to do that "Rule 1: ..." then "Rule 2: Rule 1 will be broken under x circumstances" "Rule 300: Rules 4, 5 and 72 will be broken if x happens" D:
/totally not offtopic

Maybe 'rule 0: People are lazy and/or try to sound cool' applies?
(No idea honestly, my french knowledge keeps evaporating)

[Jecka]

Today in drama society, a French member taught us to say "J'relax avec me le meuf", which is apparently French for "chillin' with ma b*tches". I feel classier already.

Do you mean 'j'me relax avec mes meufs'? otherwise your sentence is wrong. Also it's very sexist, I think xD

Today, I have 2 classes at the same time, I DON'T HAVE A TIME TURNER!

Just curious, but does that mean the thing about only having 'j'[vowel or vowel sound]' and 'je [word starting with a consonant]' doesn't apply to everything? Languages always seem to do that "Rule 1: ..." then "Rule 2: Rule 1 will be broken under x circumstances" "Rule 300: Rules 4, 5 and 72 will be broken if x happens" D:
/totally not offtopic

Maybe 'rule 0: People are lazy and/or try to sound cool' applies?
(No idea honestly, my french knowledge keeps evaporating)

Uhh, French... I started forgetting everything back in '06/early '07 XD  Afaik, it's "je suis" "j'adore"
But stick w/Spanish if that's what you're learning  I switched for a reason

[Stopwatch]

Can't, the school only offers German and French and besides, if I could switch subjects I'd've changed Sociology for German ages ago *blames parents for saying that taking two languages at GCSE limits your choices later. Not only did around 40 people or something still take German and French, but I don't see how Sociology's going to be any use later. I only took it 'cause it was probably that or Art and I ended up choosing Sociology for various reasons*

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*cough*

Thanks anyway :xxx

EDIT: First time I've actually got a weirdish (well, I'm counting it as weird enough anyway) story to post in here \o/

So, in French, we were trying to finish off stuff for our assessment when one of the boys in the class decided to throw blue tack at a boy on my table. He realised there was blue tack there and somehow managed to get it even deeper in his hair while trying to get it out, at which point everyone in the class was interested. After he explained what happened to the teacher she asked everyone for combs, then borrowed a brush and tried to get it out of her hair. At this point, another teacher walked in, asking for something and staring a bit oddly once she noticed our French teacher seemingly brushing some random student's hair. She didn't actually ask what was going on, but her reaction was still entertaining.
I think most of my class agrees that French can be interesting sometimes

[Raifuujin]

This could be seen as bad, but since I didn't think of it as such, I'm putting it here.

Because I tend to stay up late, I try and take naps when I can after morning classes. On Wednesdays (like today) I set my alarm for 10:40 so that I can wake up and get to my 11:00 class on time. Well, after it woke me up, I hit the snooze button and, fell back to sleep. (It only felt like a second, though) When I opened my eyes again, I saw that it said 44, so I just turned the clock off, got ready, and left. When I walked into the classroom, no one was there but the instructor and her helpers. No one else.

I then took out my phone and noticed it said 11:55....an hour late. It was weird to me, because I apparently built up a habit of just looking at the minutes, because I'm always certain of the hour. And, really, how can I expect to think I slept almost an exact hour from when I fell asleep.

(The reason I don't really mind missing the class is because it was just a freshmen seminar. It's not really that important. And I must've accidentally canceled the alarm instead of hitting snooze..)

[Akonyl]

also possible that depending on how much of a habit you have of hitting snooze, that you just were hitting snooze in your sleep for an hour, it happens to me sometimes

[Commi-Ninja]

^ me too.

I wake up all the time, look at my clock and cannot remember hitting the snooze button.  Doesn't help that I use my phone and my fingers just automatically know what to hit to stop the sound.

[Raifuujin]

I don't use the snooze button too often, so I doubt it's that.

[Jecka]

I don't use the snooze button too often, so I doubt it's that.

I've never used the snooze button in my life. I've only tried it once to see what it did

[Anaine]

I feel a bit creeped out atm.
One of our regulars - he is like 80 years old, almost deaf and can nearly not see a thing (rumour is he's still driving his car while his wife is shouting instructions in his ear)
anyway even though he almost can't see apparently he can see boobs.
Today he came into our pharmacy and started commenting on the size of my breasts to one of my coworkers. He compared sizes between them and my coworkers.. Thankfully his wife heard what he was talking about and came to stop him before he could say too much.
Seriously it is not okay to make that kind of comment, and especially not about a 25 year old if you're 80!! (keep it to yourself please)

[KainTheVampire]

... Why the hell would people go around burning plastic containers from garbage rooms?

[Commi-Ninja]

I feel a bit creeped out atm.
One of our regulars - he is like 80 years old, almost deaf and can nearly not see a thing (rumour is he's still driving his car while his wife is shouting instructions in his ear)
anyway even though he almost can't see apparently he can see boobs.
Today he came into our pharmacy and started commenting on the size of my breasts to one of my coworkers. He compared sizes between them and my coworkers.. Thankfully his wife heard what he was talking about and came to stop him before he could say too much.
Seriously it is not okay to make that kind of comment, and especially not about a 25 year old if you're 80!! (keep it to yourself please)

Dirty Old Man Syndrome.  It's quite common, actually.

[Akonyl]

at that age you just stop caring about what people think about you and what you say, cause you're gonna die soon anyway.

[Anaine]

Well I do know about old pervs, that's not new. They're still creeping me out

[alicetama]

... I found a snake under my chair today. =D

[Borealis]

... I found a snake under my chair today. =D

Normally it would be D:
^^