Today's Weird Stories...

[Callid]

That's surely an interesting medium. Perhaps, one day, it will be employed in classrooms all over the world... XD

[Suutashi]

I got to see the Sakura trees again and while walking amongst them I had an odd experience. For some strange reason the song Yesterday by the Beatles started going through my head. I can't figured out what prompted that. It's not as if I've listened to that song recently.

[mangaluva]

Why DID the idea to bake cake come to us while we were sitting on the Peel, trolling tourists?

[Silver1412]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

[phreak_91]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

LOL

[mangaluva]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

LOL

Yeah. Sometimes the shell just cracks a little and egg bubbles out and you subsequently get a mutated egg with weird bubbly lumps on it. This is just hardboiled eggs, of course.

[blurfbreg]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

That happens ~100% of the time if you microwave an egg that's not beaten. You could try it if you don't believe me, but I warned you.

[mangaluva]

So I walked into the library to pick up a book and everyone was staring at me. They keep staring while I'm searching for the book, checking it out and leaving. I keep checking my clothes to make sure that I don't have a strip of toilet paper hanging out the back of my trousers or something. Then I leave, and as I go I catch my reflection in one of the glass doors.

I was wearing my scary-assed Kabuki makeup the whole time. I forgot that I was wearing it towards the end of rehearsal. *headdesk*

[Akonyl]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

That happens ~100% of the time if you microwave an egg that's not beaten. You could try it if you don't believe me, but I warned you.

you don't need to beat the egg really, you just need to make sure to perforate the yolk enough so that pressure doesn't build up in the membrane.

[Suutashi]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

That happens ~100% of the time if you microwave an egg that's not beaten. You could try it if you don't believe me, but I warned you.

you don't need to beat the egg really, you just need to make sure to perforate the yolk enough so that pressure doesn't build up in the membrane.

Didn't Chekhov learn that the hard way?

[Akonyl]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

That happens ~100% of the time if you microwave an egg that's not beaten. You could try it if you don't believe me, but I warned you.

you don't need to beat the egg really, you just need to make sure to perforate the yolk enough so that pressure doesn't build up in the membrane.

Didn't Chekhov learn that the hard way?

Dunno, I don't remember anything of Chek's cooking background/stories other than her urge to be like Okiya and wear a pink apron.

[Suutashi]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

That happens ~100% of the time if you microwave an egg that's not beaten. You could try it if you don't believe me, but I warned you.

you don't need to beat the egg really, you just need to make sure to perforate the yolk enough so that pressure doesn't build up in the membrane.

Didn't Chekhov learn that the hard way?

Dunno, I don't remember anything of Chek's cooking background/stories other than her urge to be like Okiya and wear a pink apron.

That makes for a bizarre mental image.

[KainTheVampire]

... ... I just noticed that the creep who likes me somehow snuck a love note into my bag two days ago ... .. I don't want some creepy love note from a creepy idot in my bad! DX Absolutely not!

[Silver1412]

... Did you know that if you cook them too long eggs tend to explode ~nya?

LOL

Yeah. Sometimes the shell just cracks a little and egg bubbles out and you subsequently get a mutated egg with weird bubbly lumps on it. This is just hardboiled eggs, of course.

Actually... Literally explode. I spend half an hour trying to get the bits of it from my ceiling ~nya... And I was cooking it in a pot.

[nomemory]

Some woman sat next to me on the bus despite there being empty seats, and she was not one of them chatty people that sometimes do that. Weird.

Also some teenage guy was really into my watch today, it is a nice watch, but he approached me about it twice after asking me about the time once. Also taking a photo of it with his cellphone which he assured me didn't have a working watch, not that I asked. Also he later approached me about if I knew somewhere you could talk to a nurse that wasn't the hospital since he had this embarrassing problem that no one else had. Poor young guy I thought so I tried to help him by telling him about this number you can call to ask about stuff like that since you can call it anonymously. But apparently he had a phonephobia. So he wanted to ask me, and since I can't say no and really pitied him, he looked so young and helpless I said sure. But who asks a stranger on a street about sex related things? And boy did he ask the wrong person It told him to visit the juvenile reception and diagnostic center (is that what it is called?) but apparently he was too old for that as he was 28. Not sure if I helped the poor guy at all though But it sure was weird.