Today's Weird Stories...

[Callid]

You seem to have some delusions concerning my age, Kain...

But not about that you'd stalk me? D:

Well, that too, but I have given up hope on that already

[Dus]

Bought a new bra today and everyone I own is a different size, yet they all fit But that's not the really weird thing. I was stalked by some seven year old kid when picking out some try on. He would stand a distance away just staring at me and when I moved further away he'd follow at the same distance just staring. It was weird and pretty creepy.

That was actually Callid

You seem to have some delusions concerning my age, Kain...

APTX?
Anyway, I think you have breasts that adjust themselves to your bra automatically. Not the worst superpower to have.

[nomemory]

APTX?
Anyway, I think you have breasts that adjust themselves to your bra automatically. Not the worst superpower to have.

Yeah, or maybe not. Bras simply are weird.

[sonoci]

My friend and I went to the convenience store to get snacks like usual, but unusually when she was getting a slushie...

Well, she filled it and all was good...but then it randomly started to spill out the top like it was the spout you originally get it from  It was really odd.

[mangaluva]

I got excited about dishes today. HELP ME.

[Kaito Lady]

I got excited about dishes today. HELP ME.

*helps manga*

[Dus]

You can do mine, if that's any help.

[KainTheVampire]

Dus! *glomps* <3

You seem to have some delusions concerning my age, Kain...

*missed that*
Well that's because sis was complaining about you being young before

[nomemory]

Dus! *glomps* <3

You seem to have some delusions concerning my age, Kain...

*missed that*
Well that's because sis was complaining about you being young before

Complaining? I wouldn't say that, it's mostly that I don't date minors and that I follow the "your age/2 + 7 rule and Callid passes both that as well as the most important thing, me liking him

[KainTheVampire]

Dus! *glomps* <3

You seem to have some delusions concerning my age, Kain...

*missed that*
Well that's because sis was complaining about you being young before

Complaining? I wouldn't say that, it's mostly that I don't date minors and that I follow the "your age/2 + 7 rule and Callid passes both that as well as the most important thing, me liking him

You were complaining about him sounding young because of he's born in the 90s and not in the 80s

[nomemory]

You were complaining about him sounding young because of he's born in the 90s and not in the 80s

Oh that, it does sound really young, not my fault.

[KainTheVampire]

You were complaining about him sounding young because of he's born in the 90s and not in the 80s

Oh that, it does sound really young, not my fault.

You were still born in 89 So you're almost as young, ahou

[nomemory]

You were still born in 89 So you're almost as young, ahou

Stillborn? I wouldn't say that I know that, I'm not stupid. But it still sounds young. Even though it isn't in all cases.

[sonoci]

There is a new teacher at the school.


Her name is Ms. Smart

[Akonyl]

There is a new teacher at the school.


Her name is Ms. Smart

I had one of them back in 7th grade