Both:
- have several toes (10 in fact!)
- have a butt
- are quite healthy
- have some intellect
- will never grow older despite how long it's been
- both are female
- both in a series about main character looking for the ultimate mcguffin before the bad guy group
- have a clue
- have a secret identity
- have a rotten day
- WAHAHAHAHA
- the joke is I'm Wario
- anyway
- both are secretly THE SAME PERSON OMG
-c wut i did thar (topic title)
