Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

I will not force Gin to use strawberry scented shampoo through the use of a series of pranks on every other kind shampoo he uses.

[mangaluva]

We will not induct a My Little Pony. Not even an evil one.

[Suutashi]

I will not turn anyone's living quarters into an indoor koi pond.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not turn anyone's living quarters into an indoor koi pond.

Ditto zen garden.

[Suutashi]

I will not turn HQ into a disco dance hall.

[Callid]

I will not grant anyone a last wish.

[nomemory]

I will not put up tiny Christmas tree balls in all the flowers. Neither will I fill the entire headquarters with flowers, nor grow herbs and tomatoes on the hq balcony.

[Aokochan]

I will not disguise Gin as Santa while he's sleeping

[IHKF]

I will not follow Gin or Vodka or Vermouth around with a mistletoe when they're on missions.

[mangaluva]

When required to take out a target with maximum discretion, this means that there is no possible use for the grenade launcher.

[Suutashi]

I will not ask for a new Ingram MAC10 for Christmas.

[PokerFace312]

I will not follow Gin or Vodka or Vermouth around with a mistletoe when they're on missions.

^The following was inspired by this.

I will not trick Gin and Vodka into standing under mistletoe at the same time. It could end badly.

[Suutashi]

I will not pay anyone to drive a dark colored Chevy C-1500 in the vicinity of Org Head Quarters.

[sstimson]

After doing my job, I should make sure that a "what was not there" clue does not happen

[Aokochan]

I will not follow Gin or Vodka or Vermouth around with a mistletoe when they're on missions.

^The following was inspired by this.

I will not trick Gin and Vodka into standing under mistletoe at the same time. It could end badly.

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