Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Kleene Onigiri]

I will not change my ringtone to "Seven Children" and say that the boss is calling me when my phone rings.

[mangaluva]

I will not suggest that the boss change his number to something resembling "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

Nor will I suggest alternative lyrics. "Bang bang, Black Org, Have you any guns? Yes sir, yes sir, tons and tons..."

[Suutashi]

I will not pinch any Org members on Saint Patrick's Day because they aren't wearing green.

I will not walk around dressed as Dark Link from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

I will not swap out the vibrate alert feature in any Org member's phone with a taser feature, claiming it will prevent phone theft.

I will not come up with any absurd title that I demand to be called by such as: Lord of the Dance.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not send out Valentines to every member and write sappy phrases and sign them with other members names.  If they were to track down the sender of those, I might as well shoot myself and get it over with.

[Suutashi]

I will not send out Valentines to every member and write sappy phrases and sign them with other members names.  If they were to track down the sender of those, I might as well shoot myself and get it over with.

Nor will I walk around HQ wearing a Cupid costume.

[redangelran]

I will not dress like santa claus duing christmas, design the hideout with fluffy xmas designs and ask for a gift in every member of the org.

They'd kill me for sure.

[mangaluva]

I will not send out Valentines to every member and write sappy phrases and sign them with other members names.  If they were to track down the sender of those, I might as well shoot myself and get it over with.

Now will I walk around HQ wearing a Cupid costume.

I hope you mean "Nor" XDXDXD


The Black Org will not do Secret Santas.

[Suutashi]

I will not send out Valentines to every member and write sappy phrases and sign them with other members names.  If they were to track down the sender of those, I might as well shoot myself and get it over with.

Nor will I walk around HQ wearing a Cupid costume.

I hope you mean "Nor" XDXDXD


The Black Org will not do Secret Santas.

I changed it already, Sheesh!   

I will not rig up a machine gun or a mini gun to go off as a make shift alarm clock.
(I heard this from a friend of mine who's an army veteran who said that a machine gun was fired every morning to wake his unit up instead of an alarm clock.)

[sstimson]

If the Boss decides to use my feet as today's target practice, if my feet survive the practice, I will request a temporary title of Lord of the Dance for one week.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not buy an alarm clock that requires being chased down in order to turn it off.  While I would love to see Gin running around HQ after it, I would not so much like the be shot with the firearm he is undoubtedly carrying with him.

[Suutashi]

I will not paint "Akai was here." on the ceiling above Gin's bed with glow in the dark paint.

[mangaluva]

I will not ask Vermouth what brand of push-up bra she wears.

[Suutashi]

I will not turn the floor(s) in Black Org Head Quarters into a giant electric keyboard.

[Callid]

I will turn the floor(s) in Black Org Head Quarters into a giant electric keyboard.

I think you meant "I won't" there

[Suutashi]

I will turn the floor(s) in Black Org Head Quarters into a giant electric keyboard.

I think you meant "I won't" there

I have got to work on my typing.