Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

I will not constantly ask: "Where has the rum gone?"

[mangaluva]

I will not emblazon "BO assassination and general criminality services" on the sides of our unmarked cars. The boss does not care that I consider an all-black fleet to be a dead giveaway anyway.

[Suutashi]

I will not switch the tobacco in Gin and Vermouth's cigarettes with Jimsonweed, Mistletoe berries, Henbane or Belladonna.

[sstimson]

Even though I found the Rogaine in Gin's Room, I will not leave a flyer for the Hair Club for Men in his room.

[Hime-Chan]

I will not force the others to get drunk with the alcohol of my codename on my birthday...

[Aokochan]

I will not ask Gin if his hair is really straight. I will not give him this image as a prove that he smooths his hair.

Spoiler:

[mangaluva]

I will not start bugging Vermouth to tell me if Okiya, Sera or Amuro are BO members.  I will not try to figure out if they are by repeatedly wandering past them humming "Seven Crows".

[Suutashi]

I will not suggest creating a "Suicide for Hire" side business for the Org to Anokata. Someone has already beaten us to it.

[sstimson]

At Bo Black Tie event, wear White.

[Suutashi]

I will not hum/sing Black Fox by Heather Dale at random.

[Conia]

I will not log in on BO's official Youtube account and favourite Akai AMVs.

[sstimson]

I will not have Elevator Music playing in the background at HQ.

[Suutashi]

I will not use dye to make Vermouth's hair tea-colored.

[mangaluva]

I will not create a BO twitter and constantly tweet mission updates.

[IHKF]

I will not create a BO twitter and constantly tweet mission updates.

Okay, THAT one LITERALLY had me rolling for like, 10 minutes. XD