Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[aly_angelflight]

I will not suggest that sleeping pills increase concentration to the naive initiates. There are ways to get rid of the idiots of the bunch that don't require botching up missions.

[mangaluva]

I will not call the cops on one of our bases and call it "evacuation practice". Nor will I refer to it as "culling the herd". The only one who will get culled for such a betrayal is me.

[Eve]

I shouldn't have doodled snoopie on Gin's car.... what was I thinking????!!!!

[mangaluva]

I will not crank call Anokata's private line pretending to be the police.

I will not give out Anokata's private number to telemarketers.

[sstimson]

I will not leave fingerprints on bugs I plant.

I will not leave a  bug near Gin's steak.

[redangelran]

I will not put makeup on vodka when he is sleeping

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not leave fake creepy-crawlies anywhere they might possibly scare Vermouth.  This will likely earn me a bullet to the head.

[mangaluva]

I will not organize a surprise birthday party for Vermouth. In fact, organizing a surprise anything for any member of the Organization is a bad idea. We do not like surprises.

[Commi-Ninja]

No confetti is allowed inside HQ.  EVER.

[sstimson]

When planning the Black Organization Victory Ticker Tape Parade, I will request permission from Gin before turning his parking tickets, stubs, and receipts in to confetti. Not doing so could hurt,  a lot.

[IHKF]

I will not have a rapid fangirl draw VodkaxGin hentai or write a lemon for April Fools Day....

If I do this I will certainly not hand it to all of the female members of the BO.....

........ and ll NEVER give it to Anokata.

[sstimson]

When forced to ride a bus, I will not wear my Black Cape. I will leave it back at Hq.

[Black Demon]

I will not remind Vermouth how old she is

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not remind Vermouth how old she is

I will not start a drinking game in HQ entitled "Guess Vermouth's Age" either.

[mangaluva]

I will not make new members go tell Gin how awesome Akai's sniping skills are as a hazing exercise.