Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[IHKF]

I will not talk about how evil organizations are all overused antagonists.

I will not make a reference to the "Dark side".

I will not cut off my arm and ask who wants to be Vader.

I will not apply lipgloss to Gin's lips while he is asleep.

I will not hide files on the BO master computer.

On evaluation day I will NOT make up killing Conan, killing Haibara, drugging Ran, throwing Kogoro off of a plane, or sabotaging the FBI coffee maker.

I will NOT suggest that Gin and Vodka cosplay as Panty & Stocking and request Anokata as Garterbelt.

[mangaluva]

We will not go trick-or-treating. Nor am I to bring trick-or-treaters to base doors.

[doublemoonlight]

I will not suggest that anokata's real identity is darth sidious dementional jumping

[aly_angelflight]

I will not take medicine that has a drowsy side effect before departing on a mission.

[Suutashi]

I will not paint designs on Org members' clothing using UV or Glow in the dark paint.

[redangelran]

I will not ask for a day where the B.O members must wear pink

[Stopwatch]

I will not repeatedly send links to TV Tropes to BO members, it is not productive and usually results in the crashing of several of the Org's most important computers

[KawanoMino]

I will not send random text messages to other members saying they got 'Rick Rolled'.

I will not put fluffy dice in Gin's car.

[Callid]

I won't suggest any role-playing activity.

[Suutashi]

I will not speak using only quotes from The Art of War.
I will not ask if Anokata is Santa Claus.
Nor will I call Anokata Santa Claus.
I will not paint Gin's Porsche an ashen red and call it Red Hare.

[Conia]

I won't spam Gin's Facebook account with Mafia Wars invitations. I think someone already mentioned this one
Nor will I ask why Gin has listed Vodka as his brother.

[Suutashi]

April Fools Day does not exist in the eyes of the Black Org whereas Black Friday is a highly celebrated holiday. You won't believe how much Anokata saves on munition supplies each year on Black Friday.

[mangaluva]

I will not hire Derren Brown to train our assassins.

I will not hire the Black Org a staff therapist, no matter how much I feel certain members may need one.

[Suutashi]

I will not dump a tub of glitter on Gin in order to see him sparkle in the daylight.

[redangelran]

I will not kidnap a child with long grayish hair and tell gin it's our child .