Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not organize a charity auction involving various members/pieces of equipment in order to raise funds.

That's why we rob banks.

[Suutashi]

I will learn to pronounce açaí properly so I won't keep calling açaí berries, Akai berries.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will learn to pronounce açaí properly so I won't keep calling açaí berries, Akai berries.

I did that for a long time as well.

I will not write and publish a novel detailing the Organization's missions.  Publicity is bad for secret groups of criminals.  Generally.

[Callid]

We are not Anonymous. Nor will we attempt to collaborate them. Chaotic Neutral is too high a risk.

Furthermore, it is, y'know, neutral.

[redangelran]

I will not try to suggest recruiting noisy and outgoing children. (Inspired by sonoci in the funny captions thread)

[sstimson]

I will not put on the BO main computer or their member systems any form of wild Virus I am creating for the BO like the Akai, Sherry, or Rye Virus. Those are for Interpol, FBI and CIA computers.

[mangaluva]

Even if I do shoot a man in Reno, it will be because the Boss ordered me to, not just to watch him die.

[sstimson]

I will not keep my wine list on the BO computer because a member might think the rothschild 27 is a secret message about them

[IHKF]

Pets are not allowed....

.... even if I DID get Horsey to bite off somebody's-

[Borealis]

I am not to slowly make the clothings of other members (or mine) brighter

[mangaluva]

I will not ask Vermouth what year she is.

[sonoci]

I will not try to suggest recruiting noisy and outgoing children. (Inspired by sonoci in the funny captions thread)

Wracking my brain trying to think of what could've inspired this :X


Anyway


I will not make 4komas. Gin doesn't like how much I abuse his potential for hilarity...fortunately he doesn't know it's me making them

[sstimson]

As fixing computers gives one legal access to computers, getting a repair contract with the FBI or other Government organizations could be good way to learn and possibility spy on them, therefore the Organization should plan a way for this to happen with little or no risk.

[IHKF]

I will not try to suggest recruiting noisy and outgoing children. (Inspired by sonoci in the funny captions thread)

Wracking my brain trying to think of what could've inspired this :X

Were you the one that made that one about them being gangstas? Because if you were it was possibly that one... XD


I will not suggest that we hunt down our real threat...

...LADY GAGA!

[sonoci]

I will not try to suggest recruiting noisy and outgoing children. (Inspired by sonoci in the funny captions thread)

Wracking my brain trying to think of what could've inspired this :X

Were you the one that made that one about them being gangstas? Because if you were it was possibly that one... XD

Nope that was Kleene .3.

I will not suggest we make a Funny BO Captions thread! ...It would go downhill very fast