Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[mangaluva]

We will not invade Russia in the winter.

[Borealis]

I will not put a brand on one of the member's necks and ask him if that was the reason why death and destruction is following him around.

[sstimson]

I will not use bleach at all when using the HQ washing machine.

[mangaluva]

Open speculation on whether or not Vermouth's breasts are real is not permitted.

[sstimson]

All White Sale Intel will be classified TOP SECRET and all agents who do know are not to tell Vermouth on pain of torture.

[Callid]

No matter how good I may be at it, we do not need a delegate for public affairs, nor do we need any kind of public presence at all.

[Suutashi]

I will not call Vermouth, Dolly Parton.

[sstimson]

The Boss says we should never steal white paper for counterfeiting.

[IHKF]

I won't throw anybody a surprise party....
And I especially won't make anybody play Spin the Bottle (just so I can see Gin and Vodka have some character development. XD).

[mangaluva]

Must never use the intercom system to play my favourite music. Not even "Nod Ya Head (The Black Suits Comin')"

[sstimson]

Need to hide my "Men in Black" videos. People at HQ might get the wrong idea.

[mangaluva]

Our true aim is not to police aliens.

[sstimson]

Our true aim is not to police aliens.

ROFL. GREAT One! Nicely DONE!

I must Hide the original SOPA bill that the BOSS wrote and then got to the US congress in some secret way.

[mangaluva]

We are not Anonymous. Nor will we attempt to collaborate them. Chaotic Neutral is too high a risk.

[IHKF]

I will not break out into this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOur_y7LWpA&feature=related

.... EVER.