Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[nomemory]

I will not write passive aggressive notes such as "Your mother doesn't work here, clean up after yourself" or "Gin, I know it is you that has been clogging up the drain. There are silver hairs all in it ".

[Borealis]

I will not ask for a gravity gun. Nor ask why we have no portal gun

[mangaluva]

Wet towels are not adequate weapons for a hit, even if I can prove that you can take someone's eye out with them.

[Borealis]

black leather is no adequate working clothing and whips are no adequate weapons

[Suutashi]

I will not prank call Anokata while using a voice modulator to imitate the voices of other Org members and FBI agents.

[Aokochan]

I will not put an APTX drug into the drinks of other BO members.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not use the word "awry" in Gin's presence, as it could lead to the resurrection of unpleasant memories, which could then result in me getting shot.

[Callid]

I will not put an APTX drug into the drinks of other BO members.

I will not put any other drug there, either, no matter how much fun it would be.

[sstimson]

I will assign to underlings the job of mickeying Gin's drink when he is needed to be at a certain place for his party. He might hate it bus the BOSS enjoys PARTIES.

[Suutashi]

An electric guitar solo performed with the speakers at full volume is not an appropriate way to wake someone up.

[mangaluva]

I am not to doodle inappropriate drawings in the margins of my mission reports ever again.

[redangelran]

I am not to doodle inappropriate drawings in the margins of my mission reports ever again.

And write there the favorite member pairings I like.

[mangaluva]

Publicly shipping Gin and Vodka is ill-advised.

[Suutashi]

Publicly shipping Gin and Vodka is ill-advised.

This also applies to Sherry and Vermouth, Kir and Vermouth, Rye and Gin, Chianti and Korn and Chianti and Vermouth. (Yes, I noticed the amount of Vermouth involved shipping.)

[sstimson]

I should not have a public white elephant sale.