Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 5th, 2012, 8:13 pm

There is no need for a Satanic ritual before starting a mission.

Callid · Post by **Callid** » January 6th, 2012, 7:05 am

While I'll make use of the Evil Overlord List, I'll try to avoid quoting it directly while other members are around.

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 6th, 2012, 11:27 am

I am not permitted to carry a rocket launcher "Just in case".

Commi-Ninja · Post by **Commi-Ninja** » January 6th, 2012, 11:31 am

mangaluva wrote: I am not permitted to carry a rocket launcher "Just in case".

The same goes for grenades/grenade launchers.

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 6th, 2012, 11:38 am

Commi-Ninja wrote:
mangaluva wrote: I am not permitted to carry a rocket launcher "Just in case".
The same goes for grenades/grenade launchers.

Serenity is not a valid argument for carrying grenades at all times. There are no Reavers in Tokyo.

Suutashi · Post by **Suutashi** » January 7th, 2012, 12:09 am

If any of our missions involve eating at a Chinese restaurant, I will not say "In bed." after everyone reads their fortune out loud.

sstimson · Post by **sstimson** » January 7th, 2012, 2:36 am

When riding a train due to low funds, I will not sleep in a single compartment, and I will not sleep near tonight's target practice.

Borealis · Post by **Borealis** » January 7th, 2012, 11:28 am

Suutashi wrote: If any of our missions involve eating at a Chinese restaurant, I will not say "In bed." after everyone reads their fortune out loud.

neither will I say "except in bed" http://xkcd.com/425/

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 7th, 2012, 1:03 pm

I will not make "your mom" jokes to Vermouth.

Suutashi · Post by **Suutashi** » January 9th, 2012, 7:02 pm

I will not suggest submerging the bodies of our victims in Mountain Dew as a way to get rid of them.

sstimson · Post by **sstimson** » January 9th, 2012, 9:34 pm

I will not follow the little white rabbit that some say lives at HQ.

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 10th, 2012, 10:08 am

I am not to order new recruits to open cupboards that I know to be booby-trapped on the basis that Narnia lies within.

redangelran · Post by **redangelran** » January 11th, 2012, 4:10 am

I will not LOUDLY tell the boss it's time for his.her favorite morning show, "Dora the Explorer"

mangaluva · Post by **mangaluva** » January 11th, 2012, 8:46 am

Whether or not any of the secret weapons projects concern mechas is none of my concern.

Yurikochan · Post by **Yurikochan** » January 11th, 2012, 3:28 pm

I will not buy Gin or Vermouth a ferret, then suggest it live in his hair.

I will also not buy Gin a dog cause I am pretty sure he murders all his friends.

I will not invite Vodka to my house on Halloween and make him hide in the shed while I give ghost tours.

On that note I will not ask Gin to come on said ghost tour.

I also will not tell the truth about Kir, cause why would I want my girl talk partner killed.

Coincidentally, I will not ask Vermouth to participate in said girl talk, then ask for her nightly plans.

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