Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[someone somewhere]

I will not change all the tiles and walls in HQ to Crazy Diamond Illusion pattern

[Callid]

I will not ally all the Townies people on Conan's side and destroy the BO from inside unless I'm Vermouth.

Fixed

[mangaluva]

Gin does not need to get laid.

Nor does Chianti.

[Suutashi]

I will not swap out the cloths of an Org member with those of another member of the organization that is of the same gender in order to see how long it would take someone to notice.

[nomemory]

Gin does not need to get laid.

Nor does Chianti.

That almost sounds like you would offer to do it

[Suutashi]

I will not have HQ remolded to meet TSA guidelines. Even the Black Org isn't that evil.

[mangaluva]

We do not need a visit from Health and Safety.

Enric Miralles will not design the new HQ.

[Misaki-chan]

I will not ask Gin to put on very cute bunny pajamas when going to bed. Because bunnies are too cute for Gin.

[mangaluva]

When distributing guns for missions, I will not warn people that they could shoot their eye out. Especially around Gin.

[Suutashi]

I will not take "Calling Shotgun" literally.

[mangaluva]

If I tell a superior that I have an idea and they respond "fire away", I must confirm if they mean this literally before doing so.

[Citan]

I will not put black paint on the eye piece of Chianti's sniper scope.

[mangaluva]

We really don't normally need tanks on our ops.

[Commi-Ninja]

We really don't normally need tanks on our ops.

And for those rare occasions I think we do need a tank, I am not allowed to take one without explicit permission from Anokata.  If I choose to do so anyway, I will be flattened by said tank.

[Suutashi]

I will not ask what a fellow Org member's plans for the evening are when they leave H.Q. carrying a length of rope, a container of smelling salts and a blowtorch.