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[IHKF]

Okay! XD

This is basically the same story you got.

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Ayumi sipped lustfuly at her drink and stood gentle behind a comforter. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel delicate and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how wonderful her thighs got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Ayumi knew very well why she was at the party: to see Conan.

Ah, Conan. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sweet neck made Ayumi's heart beat like a celestial being.

But tonight everyone was masked. Ayumi peered softly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Conan. There, she thought, the man over by the pillow, the different one with the cat mask. It had to be Conan. No one else could look so surprise, even in a cat mask.

He began to walk Ayumi's way and Ayumi started to panic. What if he actually talked to Ayumi?

Conan came right up to Ayumi and Ayumi thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Conan said lovingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the bed," Ayumi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so nervous.

Just then, a soft voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Ayumi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Conan might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Conan swept Ayumi into his arms, bent her on her cheek, and kissed Ayumi huskily, slipping her the tongue and groping her lip.

Ayumi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out affectionately and pulled Conan's mask off his face. It was Conan! "I knew it was you," Ayumi said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Conan said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Ayumi watched him go. He would be right back, Ayumi was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

XD how did that happen =D

I have NO idea! XD

[Apprentice of Shiho]

This site is awesome! 
I can spend hours laughing at all of those stories!

I think you can guess what pairing I use the most. 

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A Quiet Occurrence

Shiori paced up and down, jiggling her finger. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Tie, had arranged to meet her here in a book. "I have something blurry to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Tie was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Shiori expected to see her bounce up, her bitter hair streaming behind her and her smiling eyes aglow.

Shiori heard footsteps, but they seemed rather sweet for a delicate and gentle girl like Mary Sue Tie, whose tread was cool. She turned around and found Heiji staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Heiji said softly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Shiori had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so gently. "Mary Sue Tie asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Heiji, her hand began to throb slowly.

"Oh," Heiji said, silently. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Shiori said and caught Heiji by his lips. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Heiji said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a library filled with books waiting to be read.

From behind a flower, Mary Sue Tie watched with a blushing light in her cute eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Shiori/Heiji". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the squid from extinction.

[Graywolf]

Oh, this is a truly wonderful device.

I tried to make crack pairings for most of these..

Shinichi/Ran:

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Dramatically Tripping

Shinichi tripped along Murderously. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ran, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a great dane hopping along, carrying a murderer in its mouth.

Shinichi was almost in Tropical Land when he came across a Spikey cake, lying alone on a Insidious plate. "That must be a treat from my Soft bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Bloody, so he ate it.

It gave him the most Intense tingling sensation in his pointer finger. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ran.

When Ran came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Shinichi cried Angrily.

"Your eye! And your tuft!" Ran said. "They're Stupid! Can't you feel it?"

Shinichi felt his eye and his tuft. They were indeed quite Stupid. "Oh, no!" Shinichi said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that Spikey cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Ran said. "I got you a soccer ball. It must have been that Insane man who lives nearby. He acts a little Softly, ever since he persecuted a cell phone strap."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Shinichi sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ran said Heartily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your eye is really Pointed like that."

"Really?" Shinichi dried her tears. Shinichi kissed Ran and it was an entirely Murderous sensation, like Conan playing the "Guess Who?" game with Hattori.

They spent the night having entirely Murderous sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Megure/Shiratori:

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I'm Dreaming Of A Stupid Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Megure sat Monotonously in police headquarters, sipping Intense eggnog.

He looked at the Insane hat hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Shiratori had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Forcefully and then fell into each other's arms and arrested each other's double chin.

If only I hadn't been so Bloody, Megure thought, pouring a Squishy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Shiratori might not have got so Tough and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Fat tear and held his eyebrow in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Curly voice lifted Murderously up in song.


I'm dreaming of a Stupid Christmas

Just like Shiratori's attitude in movie 1


Megure ran to the door. It was Shiratori, looking Murderous all over with snow.

"I missed you Heartily," Shiratori said. "And I wanted to shout your double chin again."

Megure hugged Shiratori and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Shiratori said.

"I think so too," Megure said and they arrested each other's double chin until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted chipmunk hair and lived Angrily until Megure got drunk again.

Kogoro/Kaito:

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The Miracle Of The Fish

Kogoro hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the amount of sense made in episode 345. He loathed it.

Every December, Kogoro would feel himself getting all Small inside. He refused to put up a Christmas top hat, he snapped at anyone absent-minded enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Kogoro had to go to the mall to buy a Dexterous murderer. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing cluelessly around and so much Christmas music blaring Murderously, he thought his hair would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a playful man collecting for charity. Kogoro never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the playful man dropped his bells and ran on top of Touto Tower. There was a dramatic fish right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the playful man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Kogoro rushed out and magically pushed them both out of the way. There was a Tricky bang and then everything went dark.

When Kogoro woke up, he was in a Stupid room. There was a Christmas top hat in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kogoro's pointer finger hurt. A lot.

The playful man came into the room. "I'm so insane!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Kaito. You saved me from the truck. But your pointer finger is broken."

Kogoro hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas top hat up and his pointer finger was broken, he felt quite violent, especially when he looked at Kaito.

"Your pointer finger must hurt Angrily," Kaito said. "I think this will help." And he accused Kogoro several times.

Now Kogoro felt very violent indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Kaito. "I love you," he said, and kissed Kaito sneakily.

"I love you too," said Kaito. Just then, the fish ran into the room and nuzzled Kogoro's mustache. "I brought him home with us," Kaito said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Kogoro said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

Kogoro/Kaito (with the same set of words but a different story):

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The Fish Prince

Kogoro was walking through a violent meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a Dexterous little fish lying under a tree.

Kogoro skipped over to see the dear thing and was Small to find that he was hurt! A monocle had pierced his Stupid little mustache and he whimpered Angrily with the pain.

"My dramatic little friend," Kogoro said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the monocle, as magically as he could. The fish cried out and Kogoro's heart ached, like the amount of sense made in episode 345. "You'll be all right," Kogoro whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kaito and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Kaito up in his arms, Kogoro carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Kogoro nursed Kaito, cleaning his mustache and feeding him Top hat-brand fish chow.

On the eighth night, Kaito climbed into bed with Kogoro. He burrowed under the covers and Murderously accused Kogoro's pointer finger. It made Kogoro giggle and he cuddled close to Kaito, stroking his hair and singing cluelessly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Kogoro hurried home so he could curl up with Kaito. It gave him a playful feeling whenever Kaito accused his pointer finger.

Then one night, Kaito looked up at Kogoro and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a Tricky prince."

Kogoro screamed sneakily, he was so surprised. How could a fish talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Kaito said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Kogoro said and kissed Kaito on his hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a Tricky prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Kaito," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Kogoro said.

"See?" Kaito said and showed Kogoro the scar from the monocle on his mustache. Then he kissed Kogoro and they tumbled on top of Touto Tower and did a lot of very absent-minded things, some of them involving an insane murderer.

"I love you," Kaito said when they were done. Kogoro clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kaito had stashed away.

And if Kaito didn't know about Kogoro's visits to the fish sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

I've spent an hour and a half with this.. It's great.. ^^


EDIT: Here's some more.. I know this makes 8 stories that I've posted and that's a bit much, but no harm done, eh?

Conan x Haibara:

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The Battle For The Murderer

In the rainforest, Conan tasted his murderer. He had been busy with the murderer for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sharp cuddle or a striped massage from his lover Haibara.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his fat Haibara appeared at the door, grinning slowly.

"Put down the murderer," Haibara said violently. "Unless you want me to strangle that murderer on your small intestine."

Conan put down the murderer. He was stupid. He had never seen Haibara so burnt-sienna before and it made him mutilated.

Haibara picked up the murderer, then withdrew an oak tree from her esophagus. "Don't be so stupid," Haibara said with a burnt-sienna grimace. "A whale bit my femur this morning, and everything became painful. Now with this murderer and this oak tree I can violently rule the world!"

Conan clutched his rectangular femur clumsily. This was his lover, his fat Haibara, now staring at him with a burnt-sienna esophagus.

"Fight it!" Conan shouted. "The whale just wants the murderer for his own fat devices! He doesn't love you, not the sharp way I do!"

Conan could see Haibara trembling clumsily. Conan reached out his small intestine and touched Haibara's esophagus violently. He was fat, so fat, but he knew only his rectangular love for Haibara would break the whale's spell.

Sure enough, Haibara dropped the murderer with a thunk. "Oh, Conan," she squealed. "I'm so sharp, can you ever forgive me?"

But Conan had already moved in the rainforest. Like when you have an itch but it feels like it's inside of you so you can't scratch it, he pressed his small intestine into Haibara's esophagus. And as they fell together in a painful fit of love, the murderer lay on the floor, mutilated and forgotten.

Conan x Haibara:

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To Violently Strangle

Conan and Haibara were celebrating a striped Valentine's Day together. Conan had cooked a stupid dinner and they ate in the rainforest by candlelight.

"My darling," Haibara said, stroking Conan's esophagus, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Conan. "It is but a sharp token of my mutilated love."

Conan opened the box. Inside was a painful murderer! He gazed at it magically. Then he gazed at Haibara magically. "It's fat," Conan said. "Come here and let me strangle you."

Just then, a burnt-sienna crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like when you have an itch but it feels like it's inside of you so you can't scratch it. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rectangular voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Haibara read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other clumsily as the crone cackled some more. Conan's small intestine began to tremble. Then Haibara shrugged, pulled out a spatula, and hit the crone on her femur. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Conan said and kissed Haibara slowly. "This is an itty bitty Valentine's Day!"

They maliciously burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they tasted each other all night long.

Kogoro x Eri:

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Sparkly Love

Kogoro finished packing. Ever since Eri, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Kogoro had been fat.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing stabbed him, all was metal. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going with a kleptomaniac to become an angry necklace.

Just then, there was a dramatic knock at the door. Kogoro opened it and stood there violently for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his mustache.

When Kogoro came to, Eri was holding his pointer finger and looking furry. "My love," Eri said magically, "I'm sorry for the stringy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a bulbous island for the last ten years, living like Yamamura trying to act cool. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my brain stem in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Kogoro could hardly believe his Eri had returned. "I will always love you, brain stem or no brain stem. Besides, you can cover it up with a skyscraper."

They embraced lovingly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was stupid.

Kudo x Hattori:

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A Dramatic Day To Deduct

Kudo stepped murderously out into the pointy sunshine, and admired Hattori's pointer finger. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a cool sight."

Hattori climbed off the hat and walked dramatically across the grass to greet his lover. Kudo patted Hattori on the spike and then tried to deduct him magically, but without success.

"That's all right," Hattori said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Stupid," Kudo. "Not as Stupid as the time we murdered on top of Touto Tower."

Hattori nodded heartily. "We were Burnt-siena back in those days."

"Our tufts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Kudo said. "Everything seems Murderous and long when you're young."

"Of course," Hattori said. "But now we're spikey, we can still have fun. If we go about it lovingly."

"Lovingly?" Kudo said . "But how?"

"With this," Hattori said and held out a hot-blooded murder weapon. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to deduct."

Kudo swallowed the murder weapon at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to deduct lovingly. They murdered like Conan playing "Guess Who?" with Hattori. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[Frostwolf]

This is so addicting, I've spent hours cracking up over these stories!

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I'm Dreaming Of A Metal Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Conan sat lovingly on Touto Tower, sipping fat eggnog.

He looked at the dramatic blubber hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Mitsuhiko had hung it there, just before they looked at each other violently and then fell into each other's arms and stabbed each other's brain stem.

If only I hadn't been so pregnant, Conan thought, pouring a bulbous amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Mitsuhiko might not have got so murderous and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a derpy tear and held his epidermis in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a stupid voice lifted slowly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a metal Christmas

Just like Mouri when he sees a hot babe


Conan ran to the door. It was Mitsuhiko, looking rectangular all over with snow.

"I missed you heartily," Mitsuhiko said. "And I wanted to eat your brain stem again."

Conan hugged Mitsuhiko and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Mitsuhiko said.

"I think so too," Conan said and they stabbed each other's brain stem until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted whale mustache and lived stealthily until Conan got drunk again.

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The Dramatic Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Conan strode along the path, making for Derpy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Bulbous Blubber, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Epidermis.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his fat murderer just in time to face the rectangular man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck heartily, and Conan barely raised his murderer to meet the attack. They fought long and stealthily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Conan found himself forced to one knee, the man's murderer pressed to his murderous mustache. "I am Mitsuhiko of Derpy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Bulbous Blubber. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on Touto Tower."

But Conan had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his murderer with a twist, overpowered Mitsuhiko and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Conan said, looking down upon him.

Mitsuhiko's brain stem shimmered like Mouri when he sees a hot babe. "I have underestimated you, Conan. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Conan's desire was enflamed. His mustache throbbed and all his thoughts were to eat Mitsuhiko like a whale. Conan caressed Mitsuhiko's metal brain stem and he responded. They came together violently, and their joining was as pregnant as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet oak tree!" Conan groaned and stabbed Mitsuhiko as clumsily as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Conan said. "That's where I put the Bulbous Blubber for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lovingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their stupid love. "We will stay together forever," Mitsuhiko said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Epidermis never got the Bulbous Blubber and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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I Saw Kudo Kissing Santa Claus

Kaito woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one bulbous box that looked like a blubber.

Then Kaito noticed that Kudo was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Kaito thought that he would surprise Kudo. Maybe even sneak up behind him and eat him on his rectangular brain stem. That always made Kudo pregnant.

Kaito crept heartily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its derpy lights, and the presents, heaped up violently, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kudo. Kissing someone.

Kaito was so angry, he picked up a oak tree from a table and threw it stealthily on Touto Tower.

They both looked around.

"Kudo, you dramatic whale!" Kaito yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Kaito looked and then rubbed his epidermis and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Kudo said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a metal kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Kaito said lovingly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be fat."

That seemed reasonable. Kaito went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like Mouri when he sees a hot babe. He made Kaito's mustache feel all stupid.

"You see?" Kudo said clumsily and Kaito saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Graywolf and I spent a while making these, and these are the result of the combination of some of our best words.

[MistyDelusions]

What did I just..read.

So anyway, I tried the site out and this is what I got after about 5 - 10 minutes of filling in the blanks:

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I'm Dreaming Of A Minimal Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Watermelon sat softly near the door, sipping loving eggnog.

He looked at the warm home hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Orange had hung it there, just before they looked at each other unknowingly and then fell into each other's arms and stopped each other's eyes.

If only I hadn't been so soft, Watermelon thought, pouring a intelligent amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Orange might not have got so fragrant and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a small tear and held his lips in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an icy voice lifted gracefully up in song.


I'm dreaming of a minimal Christmas

Just as the wind whispers to the moon.


Watermelon ran to the door. It was Orange, looking gentle all over with snow.

"I missed you timely," Orange said. "And I wanted to stop your eyes again."

Watermelon hugged Orange and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Orange said.

"I think so too," Watermelon said and they stopped each other's eyes until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted puppy arm and lived cunningly until Watermelon got drunk again.

Hilarious!