The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Conan: ...I wonder if I should've told him that one time that Akemi's ghost was behind him...


Haibara: All right, listen you: there is going to be a Detective Haibara special whether you like it or not. If you try to stop me...well, you won't. Know why? Try to do that, and you'll be the victim.
Conan: .....................
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...not for nothing, but that would be an easy case then...

[phreak_91]

Haibara: All right, listen you: there is going to be a Detective Haibara special whether you like it or not. If you try to stop me...well, you won't. Know why? Try to do that, and you'll be the victim.
Conan: .....................
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...not for nothing, but that would be an easy case then...

I'd love to see a Haibara special!  They should really do something like that!

[oxen221]

Haibara: How many times do I have to tell you to "Ah Le Le" when pointing out a clue

Conan: But it's so hard, I can't stand it.

Haibara: You "Ah Le Le" now or I'll make you "Ah Le Le" for the rest of your life.

[Aokochan]

Haibara: How many times do I have to tell you to "Ah Le Le" when pointing out a clue

Conan: But it's so hard, I can't stand it.

Haibara: You "Ah Le Le" now or I'll make you "Ah Le Le" for the rest of your life.

LOL!!!

[sstimson]

Haibara: Conan, see these people. They are dead and there is a 13 in the picture.

Haibara (continuing): Well, a while back, somebody give me this picture, and look there is the 13 again.
Conan YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. DON'T GO!!!!

And another one


Haibara: You are my puppet. When you solve the case, you need to act more goofy. Otherwise, I find
will another puppet, you will stop being a real boy and become kindling for my fireplace! Remember I
am the brains behind you!

[Kaito Lady]

Haibara: How many times do I have to tell you to "Ah Le Le" when pointing out a clue

Conan: But it's so hard, I can't stand it.

Haibara: You "Ah Le Le" now or I'll make you "Ah Le Le" for the rest of your life.

*dies of laughter*
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[Sato]

Don't you feel black paint on you smell like oil?

[Mareliini]

Do what you want.
Also, bad quality is bad. ;__;

This thread is so pure win.

[sonoci]

Ran: ...Really dad? You thought this lamp could stop me?
Kogoro: It seemed like a good idea at the time. That salesman was really convincing too.


Now watch as a mislead Conan tackles this man thinking he's involved with the BO when really he's just Kogoro's drinking buddy

[Supernatural Delight]

Ran: Uh no dad there is nothing in your ear. I think the noises you are hearing is result of too much beer!

[sstimson]

Ran: Father. Now you have done it. Your radio earphone is deep in your ear.
I am taking you now to the Hospital to get it out. And you know what that means.
NO MORE BEER FOR TWO MONTHS!

Kogorou face says it all

[angelranchan]

Don't you feel black paint on you smell like oil?

lol! xDD

[Wakarimashita]

Haibara : Hey you, tell the guy who's writing this that I want to be included in more chapters.



Kogoro : What is this ?
Ran : It looks like a Detective Conan filler.

[oxen221]

Kogoro: What do you MEAN I need to pay more for rental-car insurance? It's not my fault I keep forgetting it in the middle of nowhere or getting into accidents!!

[redangelran]

^ LOL. XD