The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[queenmisanagi]

Spoiler:

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Conan (thinking): Okay, let's see. This one's porn, this one's also porn, this one's porn as well. Porn, porn, porn, porn. Damn it Uncle Kogoro, do you ever buy a magazine that isn't porn? Jeez.
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Ran (thinking): Wha- What? Why is Conan looking through Dad's porn stash? Why? How do I deal with this?


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Conan: Oh god, this stupid game! Of all the people who have routes available, I always get paired with the gay dude!
Ran (thinking): Oh my god, Conan, let me play that game...


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Conan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THE SIGN OF THE FOUR" IS LAME?
Ran: I- I was just saying I didn't like it! I never-
Conan: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT? JUST HOW? EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW!
Ran (thinking): Yet another thing he has in common with Shinichi... This is no longer within the realm of coincidence.


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Ran: Sonoko! Do we have an extra pair of swimming trunks?
Conan: Ra- Ran! You don't have to shout like that! The whole beach will know!
Ran: Oh, it's not a big deal, this happens to everyone.
Conan: Having someone announce that you lost your swimming trunks at sea doesn't happen to everyone, Ran.
Haibara (thinking): What has been seen... Can't be unseen... I was wrong to think that the apoptoxin shrunk everything...

the swimming trunks caption fits perfectly!!!

[tantei.conan]

Welp. The day has come

I'm retiring guys. No more captions from me

My OCDness has made me overwhelmed for a while and now plain exhausted. For some reason there's no spark left when I make captions. Though people have made remarks on the contrary, I'm finding my stuff stale and uninspired recently. It's just not fun anymore  :-\

So, while I'll be dropping by and reading captions, I doubt I'll be doing any more. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but it's an executive decision.

Keep having fun, that's what this place is all about guys \o/

D:!
We'll miss them

Truly.

[Kleene Onigiri]

Well, you can still make some to pictures that you have an idea to? :V D: ;_;

It could happen in a blue moon, but the way I do captions isn't really like that :V It's more the caption jumps out to me after staring at the pictures rather than the pictures jumping out to me

That's  what I meant... I think... too much jumping... *confused*

[CodeName:900hrs]

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Conan: noooooo i need that helmet to protect me from Kogorou's punches

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Kogorou: Drill Punch!!!!!
Conan: not this time Bitch

[Sato]

Sonoko: Move over I need to get ice cream.


Takagi: Here's the ice cream for your good behavior letting girl go! Then put handcuffs on.

[sstimson]

Using the same pictures just changing a few things.

[quote="Sato"][/quote]

Sonoko: Takagi, Culprit is here

Stands up and knocks over the Bad guy


Takagi: Sonoko, I got you some Ice Cream. I love the way you 'creamed' him.

[pikacutie25]

Takagi:  Ahaha, no one thinks I'm weird for getting two ice creams for myself, right? No, of course not...
Crowd: *stares*
Takagi:  ..... ^.^;
Guy on the left:  That dude is abnormal...he definitely has some issues to work out.
Guy on the right:  Nah, I think he just needs more human interaction.
Girl on the left:  *stares, thinking* Man, that's hot. He just became #1 on my stalking list. 

[Citan]

Conan : *Thinking* "Ugh... When I told Ran the truth I never expected her to go and take the apoptoxin herself...."
Ran  : "Wheeeee! Now we're both children again! Isn't this great Shinichi?!"
Conan : "Yeah... great..." *Thinking* "Now I have to wait ten more years to get her in bed..."

[Sato]

Megure: You look so cute with helmet on, boy! Cute! You look like alien come from Mars but in cute version!

[pikacutie25]

Conan:  Um...Takagi-keiji and Sato-keiji...we just found some very detailed photos hiding back here...
Ran:  They're very, um..."interesting"...
Takagi:  Ah...! Those are, uh...
Sato:  ...they're not of us! W-we'd never do something like that!
Conan:  *thinking* Huh, so that's what they do in their free time...
Kogoro:  Geez, young people these days...who knew they were this shameless.  Ran, this better not ever happen between you and that detective brat.
Conan:  *thinking* Don't get your hopes up, old man. It'll happen sooner or later.

[Sato]

Haibara: Did you fart???
Conan-kun: It does not look like fart! You think it's overblown so the sound sounds like one?!? It's skateboard! Not me!

[Supernatural Delight]

Aww! I usually don't have bad luck on Friday the 13th but I just  found out about Sonoci quitting today so this I'd have to say is the worst luck I have ever had on a Friday the 13th.

I guess I should get into the spirit of this bad luck day & post some superstition related captions.



Genta: Oh no a black cat! I am sure to have some bad luck.
Conan: That's just a silly superstition. There's nothing you need to worry about.



Cat: Mroooooooow! *scratches*
Genta: Ow! See? What did I tell you? Bad luck!

[Borealis]

Genta: Ah! A black cat! They bring bad luck!

Cat: STOP BEING SO BIASED!

[El Huesudo II]

A wild GENTA appeared!

CAT! Use Fury Swipes!

Critical hit!

[Sato]

Conan: why he looks like Ash Ketchem?
Megure: He likes to be shaggy.
*referring to Takagi*