Funny Conan Captions 98

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Well, it's that time of year again.  On April 1st, something weird, zany and off-the-wall always happens around here, and I'm looking forward to what might happen this year!

Until then, here are some pics to pass the time:

(And, as always, last week's captions can be found [iurl=http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=5765.0]here[/iurl])









Image Credits

[Commi-Ninja]

Shiratori has a Conan moment.

[sstimson]

Vermouth disguised as Shiratori: "Need to talk to wardrobe about getting clothes that
fit. My body and Shiratori are different!

Vermouth rule of fashion: When in disguise, make sure the clothes are tailored to fit
your gender and look smart.

A coat that has a shoulder rolling down your arm needed to be tailored fast!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Shiratori: Why am I being pulled off the stage? I didn't say a lame joke Ô.o


Sneezing in 3...2..1...

[A.E.]

Hattori: Kudo, what's happening to you? Are you okay?
Conan: I can't talk talk very well (drooling..) animators messed up my moouth shhhh (drooling)

[oxen221]

Shiratori: Why is there a Baby in here?



Conan: Heiji! There's a tiger in the Bathroom!!

[Loudlol]

Megure: "Question the suspect"!
Shiratori:  *Why? This case isn't even canon*.
Detective: *Didn't you first appear in one of the movies*?

(Yea, I know it's Kinda lame but bleh.)

[A.E.]

Megure: "Question the suspect"!
Shiratori:  *Why? This case isn't even canon*.
Detective: *Didn't you first appear in one of the movies*?

(Yea, I know it's Kinda lame but bleh.)

PWNED!!!

[sonoci]

Heiji: Kudo, why aren't you wearing any pants?
Conan: What? God, what happened last night?
~Alternatively~
Conan: My nose...it itches.


Shiratori: Wow, those were bad.
Otaki(I think): Yeah, even worse than usual. I've seen better captions from a monkey.

[ziraulo]

Shiratori: Why is there a Baby in here?



Conan: Heiji! There's a tiger in the Bathroom!!

Did I just see a "The Hangover" referrence? XD

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Mid-week pics are up!

[sonoci]

Ayumi: Oh come on Mitsuhiko! This plan is perfect! We'll rob the mall flawlessly with this.
Mitsuhiko: It is ingenious but...why do I have to be the girl? ...You're the one who's female.


Ran: So you see Conan, I'm going to kick Shinichi right here when he gets back...only three times harder.
Conan: *thinking* M-Maybe being Conan isn't so bad. I mean, at least this way I won't be demanned anytime soon...
Or~
Ran: We don't have a marker so we'll have to mark your height with my foot. *works away at the pole*

[Shuusgirl]

Ran: So you see Conan, I'm going to kick Shinichi right here when he gets back...only three times harder.
Conan: *thinking* M-Maybe being Conan isn't so bad. I mean, at least this way I won't be demanned anytime soon...
Or~
Ran: We don't have a marker so we'll have to mark your height with my foot. *works away at the pole*

hahahahahahahaha...demanned...hahahahahaha

[Silver1412]

One of advantages of being shrunked: Seeing panties of the girl you love without getting hit.

[Stopwatch]

Conan: Ha-Hattori! Haibara slipped an antidote into my bourbon!

Conan(looks like Shiratori):Wait a minute, it turned me into Shiratori! H-how? ...damn you OVA whateverthenumberwas!