Funny Conan Captions 81

[pofa]

I wanted to put my Megure avatar in a Santa hat, but couldn't figure out how. So I had to do something else festive.




Kogoro: When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.

[tangytangerine]

Conan: What do you mean that you're tired of being the loli of the group?  
Ayumi: I'm just saying that Ai-chan could show up more to fill the role instead leaving in the middle of the case.
Conan: You'll be the loli and like it!

[Memesu]

Conan: Damn it Ayumi, first you appear and ruin my alone moment with Haibara, and you dare to appear again now when Bourbon shot Gin, Vodka ran off crying, Korn is hitting on Vermouth and Chianti in revenge is hitting on Okiya.
Ayumi: C-Conan-kun, I only see full bottles behind you... Were you playing with them following... whatever story you where following?
Conan: .......................... I'm drunk, that's why!
Ayumi: I said full bottles.
Conan: .......................... *Kisses Ayumi* There, see, I'm drunk!
Ayumi: *Slaps, runs off*
Conan: Finally! now, where's my Rye bottle? *Makes Gin bottle and Rye bottle make out*

[sstimson]

Man off screen: Ok. Sir, if you will look very closely at this kid's hat,
you might see a very small flash of light. That is our hidden camera.
Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

[Grawwbear]

It is easy to see why Mouri Kogoro failed to get a part in Blair Witch Project and its sequel.

[c-square]

Mid-week pics are up!

[Yurikochan]

Mafia caption:
Mouri: So what is this called again...?
Investigator: I am watching you go to the bathroom. (the other felt too inappropriate)
Mouri: ...do you have to REALLY watch me..


Conan: DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M STALKING RAN WITH EISUKE!!!!!
Ayumi: .....*cries cause Conan yelled at her*


Yokomizo: Agasa, what are you doing to that little girl?
Agasa: We were spotted.
Haibara: I'm not ever doing anything Kudo asks me ever again, I don't know WHAT that cop is thinking we are doing!


Lady: His form for the ballet is amazing!
Conan: AND SPLIT JUMP! What? It helps me in soccer!?

[shihokudo]

Agasa: no of course i'm not holding a young girl

- Fixed image. Conia -

[Kleene Onigiri]

Agasa: Believe me, Officer! She's actually 18!


:x *hides*

[sstimson]

Dr. Agasa, If you keep holding me like this, the chances of a body
exchange increase by 70%.

[alicetama]

Agasa: no of course i'm not holding a young girl

Hate to tell ya, but that is the wrong pic.

[ShiraKiryuu]

Agasa: Believe me, Officer! She's actually 18!


:x *hides*

XD

[Wakarimashita]

Conan : I'm so ready to join Captain Tsubasa's cast.

[sstimson]

Agasa: no of course i'm not holding a young girl

Hate to tell ya, but that is the wrong pic.

Ha. Could be the right picture if Agasa is the target of that Soccer Ball

Caption Like this:

Conan: Agasa. Stop right there! (Kicks ball)
Agasa: But all I was doing is holding a doll
Conan: Yes but your holding MY doll

[Akonyl]

What? No, I'm not kidnapping this girl, officer. I'm just... temporarily relocating her...