Funny Conan Captions 60

[Walbuls]

Heji: I have a confession! I was the one who overflowed the toilet last Christmas at your parents house....
Kazuha: ...

[TheBlind]

Confident Heiji: All your crimes have been exposed. Quit this tantrum and let us go.
Kazuha: Yeah! You not scaring us!
Bad Man 1: OHHHH, WERE NOT HUH?! LETS SEE HOW COCKY YOU ARE SIS WHEN YOU GET ACQUAINTED WITH MY FRIEND HERE!*pulls out knife*
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bad Man 1: HA HA HA, NOT SO CONFIDENT NOW GIRLY!
Kazuha: you're going to let him call you a girl and continue on screaming...aren't you.
Heiji: Can't you see how sharp that knife is?! KYAAAAAAAH!



Takagi is such a ladies man.
This isn't a caption, it's a statement.

[kanata09]

Man: Aren't you the trademark of ********* and *****, long time no see...!!!
trademark****: .....(What with this man..!!!! I will give him a great taste of it!!!!)


Takagi: Shi...Shikimi-san...
Shikimi: *tears* Takagi-san... hold me more tightly......
Takagi: .....Shikimi-san....
Shikimi: ....Ta...ka...gi...sa...n.... *tears*

*Takagi's Narration*
Shikimi-san's tears flowing through me... without noticing.... Conan-kun, Ai-chan,Ayumi-kun,Mitsuhiko-kun and Genta-kun are coming in....

Conan: Arere~.......... *pause* Takagi-keiji..... who is this...woman....!!!!

[mangaluva]

Kazuha: Holy crap! Look at the SIZE of that sword!
Heiji: OKAY! OKAY! I'll call Shonen Sunday! Somebody let 'em know that InuYasha wants 500 years of back pay!


Offscreen, in the direction that Takagi is staring, Sato is preparing to kick an insane amount of ass.

[GaS]

Man: Mr Game and Watch, why do you kill all these people?!
Black Guy: They don't play my games anymore...


Takagi: Please let me conduct a body search... I love my job...
Woman: What?
Takagi: No... Nothing...


Conan with knife: So... Osaka is the best?
Heiji: Yes! Osaka is the capital of the world!!!
Conan: Genta, make him bald.
Heiji: Ok! Ok! Tokyo! I love Tokyo!!!

[Wakarimashita]

Heiji : Don't kill me !
Kazuha : Hey, how are we going to have a baby if he dies ?


Tagaka : I think I should take off my gloves before rubbing her butt.

[Detective Prince]

Man: Mr Game and Watch, why do you kill all these people?!
Black Guy: They don't play my games anymore...


Takagi: Please let me conduct a body search... I love my job...
Woman: What?
Takagi: No... Nothing...


Conan with knife: So... Osaka is the best?
Heiji: Yes! Osaka is the capital of the world!!!
Conan: Genta, make him bald.
Heiji: Ok! Ok! Tokyo! I love Tokyo!!!

Hahahaha XD