Funny Conan Captions 47

[PokerFace312]

Ran: Are you Shinichi now?
Conan: NO!

LAME! And yeah. It's yet another LinkG07 reference!

[Umandsf]

Sony left Dr. Agasa to come up with something to counter the Nintendo 3DS. The result?



...Yeah.

[mangaluva]

Ran: Are you Shinichi now?
Conan: NO!

LAME! And yeah. It's yet another LinkG07 reference!

They always win XD

[Mead]

Agasa has been working hard on Conan's gadgets, but after five cans of tomato juice, sometimes, even he can mess up...


Agasa: I think I switched Shinichi's tranquilizers with the new insane o' darts I'd been making, OH WELL WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN! Hahahahaha


Kogoro: Then we summon sphinx the god of pillows to solve this crime and OH I JUST POO'D MY PANTS...


Conan: W-why are you packing everything into bags?
Ran: Because we can't afford rent since he went from being the sleeping detective to the craping detective!
Conan: Well... I...might have something to...
Ran: Something to do with this!?
Conan: I think I just poo'd too...

[conan96]

Conan is teaching Ran how to moonwalk and is about to trip over Ran's newly bought flowers

[c-square]

Mid-week pics are up!

[pofa]

Kogoro: Don't tell me...

Bakura: That's right, Mouri. Let's see how you fare when you're dueling in the SHADOW REALM!!!

[Tanner-kun]

Kogoro: Don't tell me...

Bakura: That's right, Mouri. Let's see how you fare when you're dueling in the SHADOW REALM!!!

Kogoro: may I offer Conan's soul for 1,000 life points.


Conan: Why is their a timer counting down on this base ball?

[Commi-Ninja]

Kogoro had the strangest feeling someone was watching him....

(Also, this picture makes me think of Scooby-Doo.)

[rushx5]

Sauron has many spies and many spies have many eyes.



So the question is:
Did the baseball came first or the conan?

[Mead]

After many people thinking that Conan was his son, Kogoro started to feel pressured by people around him to act more like a real dad or else the kid might grow up to be a psychopath...

Floating Eyes 1: What a horrible parent.
Floating Eyes 2: I hear he beats the kid at crime scenes.
Floating Eyes 3: Well I hear that Conan is acutally Kogoro's son with some woman from a bar.
Kogoro: I get the odd feeling people think I should be nicer to the freeloader...
Floating Eyes 4: Brilliant observation Sherlock.
Kogoro: Well I am a detective.
Floating Eyes 4: Th-that was sarcas... never mind...

Getting into gear, black pants, red shirt, his old baseball outfit. Kogoro took Conan to play catch, but sadly after ten years of kicking stuff and knocking the old guy out, it's became a bit of a reflex and he kicked him in the head.

Conan: A..are you alright?

Suddenly Conan gets beamed in the head as Kogoro wakes up...

Kogoro: Freaking brat, that's no where near how you play baseball, that's the last time I try and be fatherly.
Conan: Anyone catch the number of that bus?

[Tanner-kun]

@Mead

Those were great WIN!!! XD

[Sakina]

Kogoro: Don't tell me...

Bakura: That's right, Mouri. Let's see how you fare when you're dueling in the SHADOW REALM!!!

Bakura: Here the spirits of the damned roam freely and every second is like living in a wide-awake nightmare!

Kogoro: Still sounds like an anime convention.

Bakura: Look, we're in Hell, okay?! Did the giant bloody eyeballs not tip you off!?

Kogoro: I thought they were cosplayers... Really good cosplayers.

Bakura: No such thing I'm afraid.


Agasa: (Sexyback plays) Even in Hell, everybody stares at the genius that is Dr. Agasa.

[Sakina]

David Attenborough: I have disguised myself as a most peculiar creature, the Conan.  Watch how people seem to pass out as I walk by.  This is due to a dormant part of the human brain that becomes active when meeting a Conan for the first time.  This dormant part, often called the Edogawa Factor, increases hormone levels and causes extreme anger and aggression.  Even the site of a person dressed as a Conan is enough to trigger this part of the complex human brain.

[Sakina]

I'll stop now.