Funny Conan Captions 45

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Happy White Day!

Well, I'm in a bit of a pickle this week.  You see, I usually have only four spots for screenshots, but this week I have six submitters!  What to do?  Hmm...   Well, I guess we'll just have six pics this week!

Presenting images from a-sheen, conia, GaS, Girl19, Pretztailfan95 and Umandsf!

(If you missed it, you can find last week's captions [iurl=http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=3012.0]here[/iurl])

[kkslider5552000]

Genta: Wow! The hand on that snowman is so powerful, it can make me levitate!

[pofa]

Yamamura: What's going on?

Suspect-san: I was trying to teach him about gravity, but apparantly he's big enough to bring these snowmen into planetary orbit.




Conan: Hm...half of my Snidely Whiplash mustache is complete. I need more octopus.

(alternate)

Haibara (offscreen): Now keep it there for two hours.
Conan: I still don't believe her that this is the new Apotoxin antidote...

[GinRei]

The Lizard King is not pleased.

[rushx5]

Wait till I have gin's neck with my tongue.



Aiyumi: New Moon was disappointing, Hold me Conan!!!



Genta: Catch me!!
Guy on the left extend hand then pulls it back: Psyche!!

[Key-chan]

Conan: But I don't want to ssssspeak Parsssseltongue!



Something about this makes it look like they're about to fuse and make a new lifeform...



The guy next to the snowman is using his hypnosis powers to make Genta believe he's a bouncing walrus. Next is Inspector Yamamura as a fashion model.

[mangaluva]

Conan: Look what thissss antidote'ssss done to me, Haibara! I'm a ssssnakeboi now!


Ayumi: Don't go, Conan!
Conan: I must. My country needs me!
*cheesy music from the parting scenes of old war movies*


Yamamura watches amazed as Luke randomly appears to prove that he can levitate something even heavier than an X-wing.

[TheBlind]

"How many restraining orders will it take demon! HOW MANY?!"
-Conan foiling Ayumi's 10000 attempt to molest him.



"Dude, I said put your arm into it!
"Kid's too big! Let's try playing catch with one of the other ones. The funny looking one with the glasses looked to be light enough...where is he?"

[Conia]

Conan used Crunch on Octillery!. One-Hit KO!



Conan: We will be together forever,forever,forever...
(Ayumi wakes up)
Ayumi: Damn it Gosho!!

[Umandsf]

This better be enough to get me into Rocky Horror Picture Show. [which I haven't seen, so this joke may be incorrectly]


Ayumi: Conan...make love to me...
Conan: You know, maybe we shouldn't have chosen to make this movie about Metal Gear Solid.


Right guy: Look, hell's frozen over, and now pigs are flying. Will you finally admit that you're the criminal?
Left guy: Just how dumb do you think I am?

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Hee hee!  These are great!   

[mangaluva]

Right guy: Look, hell's frozen over, and now pigs are flying. Will you finally admit that you're the criminal?
Left guy: Just how dumb do you think I am?

WIIIIIIIN

[Pretztailfan95]

Conan attempts to push Ayumi away as she attempts to get closer to him.


Genta: See? I told you I'm not fat! Now tell me who spoiled the Super Special Top Secret Source!

[tantei okuoku]

I'm not a lizard I'm a DRAGON I don't do that tongue thing. (points for the first person to get the reference).

[kkslider5552000]

I'm not a lizard I'm a DRAGON I don't do that tongue thing. (points for the first person to get the reference).

Conan = Eddie Murphy